Dan

Make no mistake this is one of the worst teams in the history of this league.

Really concerning stuff for Guardiola.

To think some of those absolute weirdos will applaud this.

0.01 xg after 64 minutes. I think Van Nistelrooy's Leicester genuinely are the worst attacking team in the history of this league.

Southampton winning actually means that game away at their place (which was borderline rigged in our favour) is the only reason we're ahead of them.

It actually bugs me we've managed to spawn 17 points. These players, this manager, the board members, that absolute little cvnt of on owner - they deserve the indignity and yet they're somehow not even going to end up finishing bottom.

Got Man City -2 in the first half and a Marmoush hattrick. I believe!

Southampton could actually haul us

Watching Southampton v Palace here - intrigued to see if there truly is a team in this league worse than us. I'm not having it.

What a sorry sorry club. Pathetic.

I do think so also. But we love a paper over the cracks fluke so I fully anticipate it.

We'll beat either already relegated Southampton or already relegated Ipswich and all this utter shit will be forgotten. A heroes welcome. It's just so draining. This would be so much more bearable if the ground was the toxic pit it should be.

I think you could run a simulation of this season a million times and you wouldn't get 100 seasons worse than what's turned out. Even despite the dire expectations. It's the most unbearably bad season and to think Coventry could still go up too. I ****ing hope Villa win the FA Cup anyone but that lot.

Has scored in three games against this rabble this season. Sums up where we're at.

You knew beyond any doubt we were down at Lens. It was one of the most unprofessional performances I've ever witnessed. I think teams like Hinckley and Coalville would've beaten us that day. Would've been a real red flag to Will Still that they only scored 3 times (and not a big surprise on that showing that Lens have only scored 31 times in 27 games). How any Premier League club could serve that up a week before the season started. You just knew they had completely ****ed it up. We've been everything I expected since that day. You could make a genuine case that we've been second best in all 29 games we've played this season. Truly one of the worst teams to ever play at this level.

Don't worry, we've got a predictable loss post international break tomorrow, that's what usually does the trick for this lot.

This is what set the standard. The fact this isn't even that surprising sums up quite how much damage this owner has done to this club.

Two relegations in three years. Aiyawatt is a total failure. Time to go.

Need a Wolves win tonight. Would all but end the chance of Forest sending us down.

This might be the least appealing sounding away day I think ever. Would need to offer me hundreds to go to this.

I think that's ultimately what is going on.

Aiyawatt has promoted a culture where pride is non-existent.

Would be nice to have some actual points.

The pace of our attacking under RVN is absolutely pitiful. He's managed to stifle any attacking play we had before, and there wasn't much to stifle. Ipswich surprise me on there - they really aren't up to it.

That's what does it for me. I've long said I want a manager who is capable of winning a game with 70% of the ball and is also capable of winning a game with 30% of the ball. Maresca's record against teams of a comparable or higher level is pretty awful. He's beaten nobody of note at Chelsea, beat nobody decent with Parma, and the best side he beat with us was Southampton. I suppose Bournemouth in the cup actually, but I don't think it reflects particularly well on his tactics. He's had I think more bad results against lesser sides, than good results against better sides.