The last time Vardy didn't score

[tom27111]

The last time Vardy didn't score, I had a terrible masturbation addiction, knocking one out at least 8 times a day. Now, it's still the same.

Got to go.

[The Blur]

Last time Vardy didn't score, I still have my sanity before starting my final year of university. How I have not gone mad yet, I will never know. 

[GorlestonFox]

Last time vardy didn't score I wasnt a father!!

[weller54]

Last time Vardy didn't score Rachel was a virgin.

[Len Finsbury]

The last time Vardy didn't score, we used to have an extra 5 hours of sunlight in the evening.

 

Let that sink in!

[Alf Bentley]

The last time Bardy didn't score I was a 32 inch waiste I'm now 34.

 

 

"Bardy"? Is that Craig Shakespeare's nickname? Vardy and Bardy, good double act. 

 

Last time Vardy, coached by Bardy, didn't score...

I was a 36-inch waist, now I'm back to 34. Being forced to give up boozing has 1 or 2 benefits, alongside the disadvantages.

[Wortho]

What is your favourite of Vardy's ten goals?

 

Mine would be either his smashed penalty against Watford or his winner against Palace.

 

All of them brilliant though!!!!!

[Unabomber]

last time vardy failed to score I was single, now I'm married with kids.

[Bluetintedspecs]

The last time Vardy didn't score my lucky pants weren't a health hazard.

[Fez of Mahrez]

What is your favourite of Vardy's ten goals?

 

Mine would be either his smashed penalty against Watford or his winner against Palace.

 

All of them brilliant though!!!!!

 

1) WBA

2) Newcastle

3) Southampton (second)

4) Arsenal (first)

5) Stoke

6) Southampton (first)

7) Palace

8) Villa

9-11) The penalties

12) Arsenal (second)