ScouseFox Posted 22 November 2015 Posted 22 November 2015 bit of fun because we all love fun and we're top of the league, just to put into perspective (if it hasn't already been put there) how ridic this run of goals has been from the greatest player of all time. what's changed or happened since vardy last played and failed to score? can be personal (oi oiii), football related or just random. a few we were discussing in work today were things like; the last time vardy didn't score it was 28 degrees and we had a scheduled break after 25 minutes for "drinks" because it was so hot. last night it snowed. the last time vardy didn't score basically nobody had ever heard of ngolo kante now he's almost unanimously agreed to be our best midfielder ever. the last time vardy didn't score i lived in liverpool and worked as a trainee accountant. I now live in Leeds, have left one job and started another and have got a new flat. the last time vardy didn't score we were amomgst the favourites to go down. we're top of the league. your turn to play
IsItMuzzy Posted 22 November 2015 Posted 22 November 2015 The last time Vardy didn't score I was a year younger
Steven Posted 22 November 2015 Posted 22 November 2015 bit of fun because we all love fun and we're top of the league, just to put into perspective (if it hasn't already been put there) how ridic this run of goals has been from the greatest player of all time. what's changed or happened since vardy last played and failed to score? can be personal (oi oiii), football related or just random. a few we were discussing in work today were things like; the last time vardy didn't score it was 28 degrees and we had a scheduled break after 25 minutes for "drinks" because it was so hot. last night it snowed. the last time vardy didn't score basically nobody had ever heard of ngolo kante now he's almost unanimously agreed to be our best midfielder ever. the last time vardy didn't score i lived in liverpool and worked as a trainee accountant. I now live in Leeds, have left one job and started another and have got a new flat. the last time vardy didn't score we were amomgst the favourites to go down. we're top of the league. your turn to play Two questions. Why are you not LeedsFox and have you had three jobs or two since he last scored?
filbertstreet Posted 22 November 2015 Posted 22 November 2015 last time vardy didn't score dinosaurs walked the earth
MooseBreath Posted 22 November 2015 Posted 22 November 2015 I've got fatter and paler. Who's with me? Get on board. Let's keep it going, for Jamie like.
Sampson Posted 22 November 2015 Posted 22 November 2015 The Labour Party didn't have a leader, England were hopeful of a good rugby World Cup and we still thought Chelsea were good.
Brainy Posted 22 November 2015 Posted 22 November 2015 Can't remember whether it was before or after that you'd forgotten where the caps lock button is
Lestoh Posted 22 November 2015 Posted 22 November 2015 I've not had a shag since the last time Vardy didn't score if that counts?
GeorgeTheFox Posted 22 November 2015 Posted 22 November 2015 last time Vardy didn't score I had both my testicles and also my best friend was still alive and i only had one dog instead of three
Benguin Posted 22 November 2015 Posted 22 November 2015 The last time Vardy didn't score I was living in Leicester not knowing what law was, now I'm bossing law school. The last time Vardy didn't score I had short hair and a clean shaven face, I now have a Ben Hamer Beard and longish hair. The last time Bardy didn't score I was a 32 inch waiste I'm now 34.
My Nads Posted 22 November 2015 Posted 22 November 2015 I've got an interesting fact about Vardy! You wont believe it, but he used to play non league football! You would have thought someone would have mentioned it at every available opportunity really!
possiblygeorge Posted 22 November 2015 Posted 22 November 2015 "When Jamie Vardy stepped up on the opening day of the season to secure a late equaliser against the newly promoted Bournemouth..." He scored in the 11th minute against Sunderland on the opening date, not an equaliser, not against Bournemouth. What a f**k up. Australian Media towards Football summed up... LINK.
gerrytaggart Posted 22 November 2015 Posted 22 November 2015 Since Vardy last failed to score there have been 16 phases of moon.
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 22 November 2015 Posted 22 November 2015 Don't know, my family tree doesn't go up that far. We're yet to make "Mammal"
Fez of Mahrez Posted 22 November 2015 Posted 22 November 2015 Tottenham v West Ham today. A third of the season gone and they're the only teams in the league that have stopped him scoring.
GLC Posted 22 November 2015 Posted 22 November 2015 The last time vardy failed to score, I wasn't a married man and we didn't have a puppy
SystonFox Posted 22 November 2015 Posted 22 November 2015 The last time Vardy didn't score I was chatting shit getting banged
DB11 Posted 22 November 2015 Posted 22 November 2015 The last time Vardy didn't score I was still a student
OriginalRobboFOX Posted 22 November 2015 Posted 22 November 2015 I only had one dependent. Now I have two.
Tuna Posted 22 November 2015 Posted 22 November 2015 The last time Vardy DIDN'T score everything was in Black and White.
DB11 Posted 22 November 2015 Posted 22 November 2015 The last time Vardy scored everything was in Black and White. There's been a lot of development in 24 hours
Bettsj2 Posted 22 November 2015 Posted 22 November 2015 'Chat shit, get banged' was an unknown combination of words rather than the cultural reference point it is today.
theessexfox Posted 22 November 2015 Posted 22 November 2015 Last time Vardy didn't score I was sweltering at V Festival, just having got my GCSE results and blissfully unaware of what A levels were like. Now I'm freezing and putting off a whole day of work.
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