stretch1965 Posted 1 May 2016 Posted 1 May 2016 Well written Sir, best thing I have read on here in ages. The mercury should read this, and lawro..... Would love to see another of your "silly poems" should the impossible happen or even the end to this one edited. Thank you
Spudulike Posted 1 May 2016 Posted 1 May 2016 That really does need to be published. Sums up the season and the life of a City fan
Hollism Posted 1 May 2016 Posted 1 May 2016 Brilliant! Thanks for sharing mate. That's gonna end up with thousands of shares on Facebook when Joe.co.uk steal it
foxes_rule1978 Posted 1 May 2016 Posted 1 May 2016 Why can't I add rep from the phone! That's brilliant!! You can rep on phone now, you just click the message and a plus symbol appears. Hit that and done.
Thracian Posted 1 May 2016 Posted 1 May 2016 Haha - deserves to be broadcast. Perfect pre-match tonic! .
holyfox Posted 1 May 2016 Posted 1 May 2016 A silly little poem I wrote ahead of the big game... In Denial Can we win the league, Dad? Son, don't be a clown I've watched this club since '63 They've always let me down Bouncing in between the tiers With Bolton, Hull and QPR In old money, we belong in division one... and a half Can we win the league, Dad? Son, don't be a cretin Even at these silly odds You wouldn't catch me betting Listen to the experts lad Merson, Lawro, Souness They know what they're on about We're absolutely useless Can we win the league, Dad? Son, you're getting boring I've told you it's a lucky streak And Vardy won't keep scoring You don't get points for funny names Or how nice your pitch is These comeback kings will come unstuck When we get to Christmas Can we win the league, Dad? Don't get above your station Now that we've hit 40 And avoided relegation A couple of suspensions Will show how weak our squad is We'll slide right down the table With an injury to Mahrez Can we win the league, Dad? Son, we've got no chance And do you really want to see Lineker in pants? I know we're in the papers The Leicester Fairytale But now we've lost to Arsenal twice Claudio will fail Can we win the league, Dad? Son, don't be a prat Spurs will lift the trophy now Jon Moss will see to that They play the nicer football Skill, flair and aggression Not scrappy, flukey one-nil wins With twelve percent possession Can we win the league, Dad? Son, you'll think I'm crazy But seven clear with three to go? Maybe boy, just maybe... Like others I was expecting something cringeworthy, but that was quality! Really sums up our season so far. Get it on Twitter, BBC, sky and everywhere else mate!
CheshireFox Posted 1 May 2016 Posted 1 May 2016 Love this! Class! Send it to the bbc live feed thingy they're all over us this morning!
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