themoralkiosk Posted 1 May 2016 Posted 1 May 2016 A silly little poem I wrote ahead of the big game... In Denial Can we win the league, Dad? Son, don't be a clown I've watched this club since '63 They've always let me down Bouncing in between the tiers With Bolton, Hull and QPR In old money, we belong in division one... and a half Can we win the league, Dad? Son, don't be a cretin Even at these silly odds You wouldn't catch me betting Listen to the experts lad Merson, Lawro, Souness They know what they're on about We're absolutely useless Can we win the league, Dad? Son, you're getting boring I've told you it's a lucky streak And Vardy won't keep scoring You don't get points for funny names Or how nice your pitch is These comeback kings will come unstuck When we get to Christmas Can we win the league, Dad? Don't get above your station Now that we've hit 40 And avoided relegation A couple of suspensions Will show how weak our squad is We'll slide right down the table With an injury to Mahrez Can we win the league, Dad? Son, we've got no chance And do you really want to see Lineker in pants? I know we're in the papers The Leicester Fairytale But now we've lost to Arsenal twice Claudio will fail Can we win the league, Dad? Son, don't be a prat Spurs will lift the trophy now Jon Moss will see to that They play the nicer football Skill, flair and aggression Not scrappy, flukey one-nil wins With twelve percent possession Can we win the league, Dad? Son, you'll think I'm crazy But seven clear with three to go? Maybe boy, just maybe...
Jimbo Posted 1 May 2016 Posted 1 May 2016 Everything I bloody read about Leicester almost sets the tears off!!! That's really good
murphy Posted 1 May 2016 Posted 1 May 2016 I must admit I thought that was gonna be a cringey piece of crap but it is actually very good! Deserves a wider airing. Send it to the Merc or something.
LeicesterAreGoingUp Posted 1 May 2016 Posted 1 May 2016 Great poem, that 12 percent possession line got me!
Crinklyfox Posted 1 May 2016 Posted 1 May 2016 Should be read by every pundit that has predicted our downfall on a weekly basis. Please send to Sky and the BBC.
Izzy Posted 1 May 2016 Posted 1 May 2016 I thought this thread was going to be about an Egyptian river...
st albans fox Posted 1 May 2016 Posted 1 May 2016 If we don't have a a club poet we do now! that needs to be in next weeks program (with an adjustment to remove moss' name)
Clever Fox Posted 1 May 2016 Posted 1 May 2016 Excellent, I hope your working on the Winners one now. it won't be long.
stevelcfc Posted 1 May 2016 Posted 1 May 2016 Everything I bloody read about Leicester almost sets the tears off!!! That's really good Me too, keep getting goosebumps when I see a picture of read something.
Foxhateram Posted 1 May 2016 Posted 1 May 2016 A silly little poem I wrote ahead of the big game... In Denial Can we win the league, Dad? Son, don't be a clown I've watched this club since '63 They've always let me down Bouncing in between the tiers With Bolton, Hull and QPR In old money, we belong in division one... and a half Can we win the league, Dad? Son, don't be a cretin Even at these silly odds You wouldn't catch me betting Listen to the experts lad Merson, Lawro, Souness They know what they're on about We're absolutely useless Can we win the league, Dad? Son, you're getting boring I've told you it's a lucky streak And Vardy won't keep scoring You don't get points for funny names Or how nice your pitch is These comeback kings will come unstuck When we get to Christmas Can we win the league, Dad? Don't get above your station Now that we've hit 40 And avoided relegation A couple of suspensions Will show how weak our squad is We'll slide right down the table With an injury to Mahrez Can we win the league, Dad? Son, we've got no chance And do you really want to see Lineker in pants? I know we're in the papers The Leicester Fairytale But now we've lost to Arsenal twice Claudio will fail Can we win the league, Dad? Son, don't be a prat Spurs will lift the trophy now Jon Moss will see to that They play the nicer football Skill, flair and aggression Not scrappy, flukey one-nil wins With twelve percent possession Can we win the league, Dad? Son, you'll think I'm crazy But seven clear with three to go? Maybe boy, just maybe... Please can I share this on my Facebook? I will give you credit below the post. It's just my friends have taunted me for years and now it's time to give them their own roast.
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