WTF Will Happen Next (because admit it, you need some crap gallows humor)

[KingsX]

I consulted my Magic 8-Ball to find out the possibilities.

 

 

It isn’t pretty but what did you expect?  This is Leicester City Football Club in 2024. 

 

Jamie Vardy …

(a) Through on goal with the winner v West Ham, does his ACL, kicks it wide, and is forced to retire.

(b) signs a five year contract with Forest as player/assistant manager.

(c) finally gets Becky into a paying job … as LCFC Set Piece Coach.

 

Whelan and Rudkin …

(a) extend Faes and Kristiansen at 100K/week “in a decisive action to fortify our defense”.

(b) leave Ben Dawson as interim until March, then give Neil Warnock a contract that runs until the veteran manager is 92.

(c) in the ultimate piss take, become the first executives to win the Ballon d’Or.

 

Enzo Maresca …

(a) wins the double with Chelsea after a stunning 15-game winning streak.

(b) acquires Mads Hermansen from LCFC for £1 and the rights to Marc Cucurella.

(c) plays Russian roulette with Guillem Balague and an exploding cigar.

(d) publishes his autobiography titled “I Owe It All To Leicester City”.

 

Top …

(a) in lieu of free beer, gives each Boxing Day home fan a signed photo of Susan Whelan in a macramé frame.

(b) returns permanently to Thailand and gives his seat in the owner’s box to Mike Dean.

(c) adopts Jon Rudkin and names him as his heir and LCFC Chairman of the Board.

[Parafox]

That's some dream you've had.

 

 

[OntarioFox]

We're all going to wake up mid-table in the Championship, with a 37-year-old Nicky Maynard leading the line and Preki as manager. Foxestalk will be delighted to discover that everything that they thought happened since 2013 was a dream - apart from Nigel leaving after his son's horny adventures.

 

The club has been sold to a Filipino consortium and we now play at the Jollibee Arena. Jon Rudkin remains director.

[Daggers]

1 hour ago, Parafox said:

That's some dream you've had.

 

 

Dutch cheese

[Parafox]

22 minutes ago, Daggers said:

Dutch cheese

 

I find Somerset Brie provides the best, unusual dreams. 

[broughtonblue]

Just believe! It's a repeat of 10 year's ago.

13/14 win championship

14/15 great escape

15/16 win Premier league

 

23/24 win championship 

24/25 great escape

25/26 win Premier league

 

For all those that didn't have a bet on us to win the prem last time, get your money on us next season, you heard it here first 👍🤔😜

[sylofox]

Some serious drug taking goes on in here.

 

The police sould raid this place and cart you fvcking druggies away.

[Foxmeister]

23 hours ago, Parafox said:

That's some dream you've had.

 

 

Yep, lay off the cheese before bed pal.

[The Fox Covert]

On 27/11/2024 at 20:36, Parafox said:

 

I find Somerset Brie provides the best, unusual dreams. 

Made from milk from cows which live at a rather famous farm in Mid Somerset. They have free access to the unusual plant species which grow in the supersized hedgerows. It is actually quite difficult to get them to turn up at the dairy for milking time because although they set off with the best intentions, somewhere along the way they can't quite get it together to remember where they are supposed to be going! 

[casablancas]

On 27/11/2024 at 18:37, OntarioFox said:

We're all going to wake up mid-table in the Championship, with a 37-year-old Nicky Maynard leading the line and Preki as manager. Foxestalk will be delighted to discover that everything that they thought happened since 2013 was a dream - apart from Nigel leaving after his son's horny adventures.

 

The club has been sold to a Filipino consortium and we now play at the Jollibee Arena. Jon Rudkin remains director.

I love a good jolibee 

[Mickyblueeyes]

On 28/11/2024 at 15:51, broughtonblue said:

Just believe! It's a repeat of 10 year's ago.

13/14 win championship

14/15 great escape

15/16 win Premier league

 

23/24 win championship 

24/25 great escape

25/26 win Premier league

 

For all those that didn't have a bet on us to win the prem last time, get your money on us next season, you heard it here first 👍🤔😜

25/26

 

Kasper/Mads

Morgan/Okoli

Mahrez/Bilal

Vardy/Cannon 

 

Just need the reincarnation of Kante and it’s on!

 

[Parafox]

On 27/11/2024 at 20:36, Parafox said:

 

I find Somerset Brie provides the best, unusual dreams. 

 

3 hours ago, The Fox Covert said:

Made from milk from cows which live at a rather famous farm in Mid Somerset. They have free access to the unusual plant species which grow in the supersized hedgerows. It is actually quite difficult to get them to turn up at the dairy for milking time because although they set off with the best intentions, somewhere along the way they can't quite get it together to remember where they are supposed to be going! 

Lol.

 

So that means that today I have bought 100g 0f hallucinogenic cheese for £1 from the Company Shop.

 

Can't wait for bedtime.

 

 

[KingsX]

On 28/11/2024 at 13:02, Foxmeister said:

Yep, lay off the cheese before bed pal.

 

19 hours ago, Parafox said:

So that means that today I have bought 100g 0f hallucinogenic cheese for £1 from the Company Shop.

 

I knew I should have thrown out that Red Leicester.