Unit Posted 13 April 2006 Posted 13 April 2006 Found this on a site just now, pretty true in most cases Birmingham - Pamela Anderson:Used to look good in the cups but now a declining force. Plus millions of people watched them get a good seeing to. Wigan - Davina McCall: Poor attendances confirm they've been promoted above their ability. Portsmouth - Girls Aloud: Only one real class act among the hastily assembled line-up. You shouldn't like them but admit it, you've sneaked the occasional admiring glance. Sunderland - Kerry Katona: Once the people's favourite but now an embarrassment. Fun while it lasted - now disappear from where you came, please. Spurs - Keira Knightley: Undeniably easy on the eye with an attractive English spine. And proof that two little ones up front needn't be an drawback. Everton - Dannii Minogue: The poor relation to the more glamorous sibling. Can anyone remember when it was they were supposed to be any good? Fulham - Charlotte Church: Proof that money can't buy you class. But could look more attractive if the Welsh bloke was given the elbow. Arsenal - Jordan: Were more likeable when they weren't packed out with expensive foreign implants. Newcastle - Jodie Marsh: Impressive front two but embarrassing at the back. Had surgery but need a lot more work to compete at a higher level. Aston Villa - Dido: Bland, boring and still trading off the one big hit they had years ago. Liverpool - Sophie Ellis-Bextor: Individually all the components look great but stick them together and it just doesn't work. Chelsea - Rachel Stevens: You'd rather just watch them than listen to all that painful whining. Bolton - Clare Balding: You wouldn't. Not even if they were the last team on earth Manchester United - Catherine Zeta Jones Used to look great until they were shafted by an old fat American with too much money
DaveyJ Posted 13 April 2006 Posted 13 April 2006 Found this on a site just now, pretty true in most cases
john_lcfc Posted 14 April 2006 Posted 14 April 2006 i like newcastles and i seen it before on another forum
D4 Posted 14 April 2006 Posted 14 April 2006 ok lets add some. tottenham - tara para tomkinsonsonson in the limelight ocassionally, but no one gives a fcuk coventry - michael jackson promise u the world then prevent u from sleeping at night.
C-man Posted 14 April 2006 Posted 14 April 2006 The Spurs one is the best. Heres one for Forest: Please remove if too dutty.
Hitesh Posted 14 April 2006 Posted 14 April 2006 Seen that before on an email. It comes in a nice PowerPoint Presentaion! And that forrest one is good!
Deathside Posted 14 April 2006 Posted 14 April 2006 Bolton - Clare Balding:You wouldn't. Not even if they were the last team on earth Who the is Clare Balding??? I looked her up on Google images and I still have no idea who she is???
Cobbo Posted 14 April 2006 Posted 14 April 2006 Who the is Clare Balding??? I looked her up on Google images and I still have no idea who she is??? Presents horse racing and bowls and shit on grandstand. Posh twat.
Flemmish Posted 14 April 2006 Posted 14 April 2006 Who the is Clare Balding??? I looked her up on Google images and I still have no idea who she is??? She presents sport programs for the BBC, mostly horse racing.
Tommy Posted 14 April 2006 Posted 14 April 2006 The Spurs one is the best. Heres one for Forest: Please remove if too dutty. I think it should be removed for use of that word
Middo Posted 14 April 2006 Posted 14 April 2006 The Spurs one is the best. Heres one for Forest: Please remove if too dutty. Quality Mate
Rincewind Posted 14 April 2006 Posted 14 April 2006 Nottingham Forest. Graham Norton; experiences lots of ups and downs and is more than willing to use the back entrance to be with the big boys.
filbertway Posted 15 April 2006 Posted 15 April 2006 Nottingham Forest. Graham Norton; experiences lots of ups and downs and is more than willing to use the back entrance to be with the big boys. quality mate
NFFC Chris Posted 15 April 2006 Posted 15 April 2006 Well I've seen this on our forum,don't be so mean about us you lot!We are Abba,successful in the 70's but doing nothing of note in the last 25 years ,I don't know who should represent you lot!
SystonFox Posted 15 April 2006 Posted 15 April 2006 Leicester - Michael Parkinson - Boring? (in some peoples view!)
SystonFox Posted 15 April 2006 Posted 15 April 2006 Leicester - Michael Parkinson - Boring? (in some peoples view!)
Tommy Posted 15 April 2006 Posted 15 April 2006 SystonFox - Fred Elliott from Corrie - Repetitive. Only joking mate :laugh:
Katy Posted 15 April 2006 Posted 15 April 2006 Well I've seen this on our forum,don't be so mean about us you lot!We are Abba,successful in the 70's but doing nothing of note in the last 25 years ,I don't know who should represent you lot! You are on an LCFC forum, what exactly did you expect?
NFFC Chris Posted 15 April 2006 Posted 15 April 2006 You are on an LCFC forum, what exactly did you expect? Well I would expect it on a sheep forum,if they actually had a proper forum for themselves though ,as for the sheep as women,it would be someone who shags everything and anything!Jon_lcfc,I don't live in Manchester,and if your implying that Nottingham is gun land,you could'nt be any more wrong,Nottingham is one of the nicest places in the country!
C-man Posted 15 April 2006 Posted 15 April 2006 Well I would expect it on a sheep forum,if they actually had a proper forum for themselves though ,as for the sheep as women,it would be someone who shags everything and anything!Jon_lcfc,I don't live in Manchester,and if your implying that Nottingham is gun land,you could'nt be any more wrong,Nottingham is one of the nicest places in the country! But do they use spaces after commas in Nottingham?
Muz Posted 15 April 2006 Posted 15 April 2006 But do they use spaces after commas in Nottingham? I do , obviously that 'tard dont
Manwell Pablo Posted 15 April 2006 Posted 15 April 2006 There alright but These were done awhile ago on Laugh FC and are better IMO. Arsenal - Angelina Jolie Looks good, a bit maverick at times and you know they have the potential to really screw you over Aston Villa - Dido One big hit. Fairly inoffensive really Birmingham City - Mariah Carey Occasionally interesting, frequently annoying. Supporters are thick Blackburn Rovers - Melanie Sykes Common as muck Lancy, constantly worrying. Bolton Wanderers - Natalie Imbruglia Always looks like she might go down but never does Charlton Athletic - Martine McCutcheon Chirpy Cockney with the ability to spring a few surprises Chelsea - Rachel Stevens Every bit looks good from all angles. But what is she doing with that **** Everton - Barbara Windsor Been laughing at those t*ts so long we forget that once upon a time they actually looked quite good Fulham - Andrea Corr Not bad to look at but not much of her. Seems a bit awestruck with fame Leicester City - Patsy Palmer Generally a bit crap and second rate really, but some people like her Leeds United - Lisa Scott Lee Dirty Lee Liverpool - Sophie Ellis Bextor Individually all the components look fantastic - just doesn't work when put together. Man City - Madonna Have been big at times - now lost the plot a bit - ageing stars. Nice new home though Man United - Jordan Dominated by t*ts. Screwed by Dwight Yorke. Quite repulsive really Middlesborough - Tara Palmer Tompkinson Can look quite good at the back - but nothing at all up front to speak of. Newcastle United - Christina Aguillera Can look good. Various unsavoury elements though. Portsmouth - Chrissie Hynde On the face of it a has-been but you're quite interested in what she's going to do next Southampton - Kylie Minogue Sometimes you feel sorry for them, they’re not huge and you've got a bit of a soft spot. Tottenham - Joan Collins Used to look good, but living on past glories. Additional one more... West Ham - Britney Spears Been threatening to go down for the last few years, but finally did it this year.
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