How dodgy are you?

[Head Honcho]

Someone call the cops!!!!

It is rather worrying. Can't imagine what I got the death penalty for!

[syston_fox]

It is rather worrying. Can't imagine what I got the death penalty for!

Putting a stamp upside down gets you the death penalty for treason!

[Phube]

0.5 Years, £0 fines!! God I'm boring!!

[Matt]

Dubious

Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: £7000

[Jordan]

Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: £2000

[Alexikokopops]

Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 110.5 Potential fine: £7000

[Nationwider]

Years in prison: 20 Potential fine: £7000

Middle of the road.

[samingram_uk]

Years in prison: 14 Potential fine: £2000

[Rincewind]

I've been vetted already for my job. No criminal record to be found.

could be diffent with this test though and I wouldn't want my bosses to find out.

[The People's Hero]

Dodgy

Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 6 Potential fine: £7000

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.