Fez of Mahrez Posted 29 June 2006 Posted 29 June 2006 Mine has got to be either; I was down the pub the other night, my mate said he'd just seen the new Ian Wright, I said to him: who could that be? he said his name was Thierry Henry Thierry Henry, Thierry Henry etc or; N and an E and a W C A and an S and a T L E U N I.... T E D Newcastle United... FC!
Manwell Pablo Posted 29 June 2006 Posted 29 June 2006 Couple of good ones from last season herd out and about. Watford ( Que sara sara ) Dom Blizzard Blizzard He's better then Frank Lampard He's Harder then Steve Gerrard Dom Blizzard Blizzard. Leeds U Maaatttteeeoooooo Scored a F**king great goal at the San e Sireyooooo Dominquey Matteeoooo.
Alexikokopops Posted 29 June 2006 Posted 29 June 2006 GET UP LATE CASH GIRO GO DOWN TUT PUB GET PLASTERED GO BACK HOME AND BEAT YOUR WIFE BIG FAT YORKSHIRE BASTARD Lincoln fans to any team from Yorkshire. Lincolnshire and Yorkshire get on fab.
Guest seanfox778 Posted 29 June 2006 Posted 29 June 2006 liverpool fans (que sara sara again) steve gerrard, gerrard he passes the ball 40 yards hes big and hes f***ing hard steve gerrard, gerrard
Random Burglar Posted 29 June 2006 Posted 29 June 2006 Sung by Manc Fans to Ji Sung Park Park, Park wherever you may be... You eat dogs in your home country... It could be worse You could be Scouse Eating rats in your council house
Fez of Mahrez Posted 29 June 2006 Author Posted 29 June 2006 Sung by Manc Fans to Ji Sung Park Park, Park wherever you may be... You eat dogs in your home country... It could be worse You could be Scouse Eating rats in your council house That's why I started this thread! Never heard that before. Brilliant.
Daggers Posted 29 June 2006 Posted 29 June 2006 "Give me a Ceee Give me a Oooo Give me a ELLL Give me a Bbbb Give me a Bbbb Give me a Eeee Give me a ... ...oh bollox" *cue: lots of his mates rolling on the floor* Overheard this loud dyslexic fan in the Hotel End at the Cobblers ~ henceforth, our family refer to Northampton as the Colbies.
lcfc till i die Posted 29 June 2006 Posted 29 June 2006 My favourite one is the steven gerrard 1 sang by liverpool, i think its great!
SystonFox Posted 29 June 2006 Posted 29 June 2006 Mine has got to be either; I was down the pub the other night, my mate said he'd just seen the new Ian Wright, I said to him: who could that be? he said his name was Thierry Henry Thierry Henry, Thierry Henry etc i do like that one as the tune is so catchy and the thierry henry fits perfectly. my favourite chant is this one i saw on they think its all over re-runs on uk tv g2 the other night, it was a christmas special and you had to guess what they sing next. some forest fans started off away in a manger, no crib for a bed, the little lord jesus looked up and he said.... (although we sing it too i thought it was funny cos of the 1st bit) we hate derby and we hate derby, we hate derby and we hate derby, we hate derby and we hate derby, we are the derby haters! sheep sheep sheep shaggers baaaaaaaaaaaaaa it was so funny on the t.v i know its harsh but i quite like - john - arne - riisse - i wanaaaaa knoooooooooooooooow how you broke his leg?!!! sung to riisse about alan smith. harsh but funny.
Nationwider Posted 29 June 2006 Posted 29 June 2006 I like this one that Liverpool do. I think we should adapt it to Iain Hume... To the tune of Yellow Submarine: Number one is Carragher Number two is Carragher Number three is Carragher Number four is Carragher..... We all dream of a team of Carraghers A team of Carraghers A team of Carraghers We all dream of a team of Carraghers A team of Carraghers A team of Carraghers Number five...etc etc
Cat Burger Posted 29 June 2006 Posted 29 June 2006 Sung to Robin Van Persie (to the tune of Rewind by Artful dodger) Van Per-Sie When a girl says no...molest her. Unfortunately, I don't know which set of fans were responsible for it
samingram_uk Posted 29 June 2006 Posted 29 June 2006 one also form they think its all over. kent reember who sang it though.# Go left, go right go pick up sticks. go left go right, go left. (repeat) i wanna be a barrick ranger (repeat) only live for sex and danger (repeat) gr8 song i fink, shame i kent remember hu sung it
samingram_uk Posted 29 June 2006 Posted 29 June 2006 Sung to Robin Van Persie (to the tune of Rewind by Artful dodger) Van Per-Sie When a girl says no...molest her. Unfortunately, I don't know which set of fans were responsible for it spurs.
DanTheFoxBhoy Posted 30 June 2006 Posted 30 June 2006 Don't mind that bubbles song that West Ham ppl sing... so not fitting for their personalities too which makes it even funnier
Stevosevic Posted 30 June 2006 Posted 30 June 2006 Mine has got to be either; I was down the pub the other night, my mate said he'd just seen the new Ian Wright, I said to him: who could that be? he said his name was Thierry Henry Thierry Henry, Thierry Henry etc or; N and an E and a W C A and an S and a T L E U N I.... T E D Newcastle United... FC! United sing that about Rooney and use pele as the other player.
Bert Posted 30 June 2006 Posted 30 June 2006 Sang to the tune of "you'll never walk alone" to Liverpool fans You'll never get a job, sign on, sign on, with the pen in your hand, and you'll never get a job, you'll never get a job.
dandannieldanok Posted 30 June 2006 Posted 30 June 2006 Some great ones on that link Tommy This is my favourite: He's fat, He's round, He's sold your f**king ground, Al Fayed, Al Fayed... (Most away fans V Fulham.) Has anyone ever heard of this one that was also on Tommy's link?: As Arsenal come out at Leicester 'Who let the frogs out, who? who? who? who?'.
Deathside Posted 1 July 2006 Posted 1 July 2006 Although most non manure fans hate manure and their fans I've always liked the fact that they seem to come up with original songs - (Most clubs (including Leicester) just re-hash songs they heard from other clubs) Some examples of manure songs / chants (all aimed at us) Down in 10 minutes - You're going down in 10 minutes (And don't ever forget the response that brought on that fateful day at Filbo) Two nil in your cup final - At that brief moment in time when we were top of the premiership - until we were soundly beaten at Filbo in our next game by manure Get that Dick Off - Speaks for itself As well as the above songs aimed directly at us they had stuff like: Follow follow - (Champions League song 2002) On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Twelve Cantonas, eleven Cantonas, ten Cantonas, nine Cantonas, eight Cantonas, seven Cantonas, six Cantonas, five Cantonas, four Cantonas, three Cantonas, two Cantonas and an Eric Cantona!
Deathside Posted 1 July 2006 Posted 1 July 2006 Some more manure songs that I've not actually heard but found on a website: BEST BEHAVED SUPPORTERS Tune: Coming round the mountain We're the best behaved supporters in the land, We're the best behaved supporters in the land, We're the best behaved supporters, best behaved supporters, Best behaved supporters in the land (when we win!) We're a right bunch of bastards when we lose, We're a right bunch of bastards when we lose, We're a right bunch of bastards, right bunch of bastards, Right bunch of bastards when we lose DRINK, DRINK Tune: Lord of the Dance Drink, drink wherever you may be, We are the drunk and disorderly, And we don't give a shit, and we don't give a fúck, We came home with the Cup Winner's Cup! Drink, drink, wherever you may be, I want to be an aborigine, We lost the league and we lost the cup, I'm an alcoholic and I'm all fúcked up! Drink, drink wherever you may be, We are the drunk and disorderly, And we don't give a fúck, and we don't give a shÃÂt, We came home with the Championship! Drink, drink wherever you may be, We are the drunk and disorderly, And we don't give a shit, and we don't give a fúck, We're going home with the European Cup!
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