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Celebrity Dinner Party

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Just close the thread now, you've won already.

Sugababes too - then they can perfrom their song.

Posted

I hope you've not put my favourite red wines on ice but apart from that:

Jethro,

Jasper Carrott

Whitney Houston

Cate Blanchett

Demi Moore

Will Smith

Fred and Maggie Covins

Richard Clayderman

Meatloaf

Jimmy Greaves

Bill Shankly

Kate Humble

Koo Stark (to take the photos)

Gordon Ramsey (to do the cooking)

The Princess

Posted

Rowan Atkinson, Lee Evans, Roy Chubby Brown (although we'd have to have a lot of food!), Ricky Hatton (in case any guests got particularly 'rowdy') and for some eye candy, Andrea Corr, Georgie Thompson, Kirsty Gallagher and Salma Hayek (for the chebbage!) anyone wanna come round mine? :D

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Jenny McCarthy

Jenna Jameson

Chris Rock

Jenifer Lopez

Peter Kay

Shakira

Ricky Gervais

Beyonce

Tera Patrick

Despite not being a fan on there music, Beyonce and Shakira can start with a sing song and the comedians can crack a few jokes and when there done, I can send the lads home and have a little bit of fun with the remaining ladies :D

Posted

Jenny McCarthy

Jenna Jameson

Chris Rock

Jenifer Lopez

Peter Kay

Shakira

Ricky Gervais

Beyonce

Tera Patrick

The Singh

Despite not being a fan on there music, Beyonce and Shakira can start with a sing song and the comedians can crack a few jokes and when there done, I can send the lads home and have a little bit of fun with the remaining ladies :D

I don't know about him, though, I heard he has really bad manners and will just upset the ladies!!! :P

Posted

The wine is chilled in the fridge, the pigs head taking centre-place on the table. The door bell rings...

"Why come in" you say "we have been expecting you"

Alive or dead - who'd you be getting around to your gaff for a knees-up?

I'm going for:

  • Gabriel Garcia Marquez
  • 'El Che' Guevara
  • Jonathan Porrit
  • Dennis Skinner
  • Boris
  • Ghandi
  • Eric Morcambe
  • Tommy Cooper
  • Penn and Teller
  • Joe Strummer
  • Tycho Brahe
    [*]Mary Magdalene

that sounds one hell of a party :blink:

maybe a game of twister before the starters?

Posted

Tony Blair, that Cameron fellow, GWB, Bin Laden, Gordon Brown a few fit female models and Jamie Oliver then I'd go upstairs to entertain the ladies with a few party nibbles of my own. Hopefull when I come back the next morning either all my guests have killed each other or Jamie Oliver's cooking has. <_<

Posted

Tony Blair, that Cameron fellow, GWB, Bin Laden, Gordon Brown a few fit female models and Jamie Oliver then I'd go upstairs to entertain the ladies with a few party nibbles of my own. Hopefull when I come back the next morning either all my guests have killed each other or Jamie Oliver's cooking has. <_<

lollol Very good Ken!!!

Posted

I don't know about him, though, I heard he has really bad manners and will just upset the ladies!!! :P

I`ll let you come along to keep the pool cleaner company, his name is Michael Barrymore :D

Posted

I`ll let you come along to keep the pool cleaner company, his name is Michael Barrymore :D

Agreed, What's on the menu, more important desert, Michael was hoping for angel , anal delight!!! :cry:

Posted

Agreed, What's on the menu, more important desert, Michael was hoping for angel , anal delight!!! :cry:

PMSL

Actually mate you can have Beyonce as she will want wining and dining, i`ll keep the rest who are all sluts! :D

Posted

??? :dunno:

don't you know who gary linker is? leicester's premium sausage knotter.the life and soul of any party.

Posted

don't you know who gary linker is? leicester's premium sausage knotter.the life and soul of any party.

Oh, I've met him...Linky Linker we called him. A right twat. :P

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