Lineker's Left Foot Posted 23 October 2006 Share Posted 23 October 2006 Think we've had this thread before, but I went to the Leeds match in early 1997 when we lost 3-0. I was at Uni in Huddersfield at the time and a chap behind me muttered to his mate "Oh, I'm glad I got away from the missus and the kids today. I'd be going loo, loo if I'd stayed there!" I think he meant he'd be going loopy Made me giggle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk Posted 23 October 2006 Share Posted 23 October 2006 Carling stand fan during Forest match to Cyril Regis as he was about to take a free kick : "Oi Cyril - are you my dad!?" My cousin to Colin Gibson: "Oi Lovejoy, give us a wave" Gibbo: "This aint easy y'know!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libertine Posted 23 October 2006 Share Posted 23 October 2006 Carling stand fan during Forest match to Cyril Regis as he was about to take a free kick : "Oi Cyril - are you my dad!?"My cousin to Colin Gibson: "Oi Lovejoy, give us a wave" Gibbo: "This aint easy y'know!" Love that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommeh Posted 23 October 2006 Share Posted 23 October 2006 Was back at Filbo had a one off game in the carling stand v Middlesborough lost 1-3 I think. Anyway we were like back row and this massive bloke is coming up the stairs and just stops and shouts "fook me! how many focking rows do they want in this stand. The clubs has no thought for fat ****ers like me!!!" Made me crack up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez of Mahrez Posted 23 October 2006 Share Posted 23 October 2006 England Under 21s v Mexico at Filbert Street. England go one nil up and this bloke next to me starts bawling at the empty away section; "You're not singing anymore!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sods Posted 23 October 2006 Share Posted 23 October 2006 When we played charlton a couple of years back with de vries, somebody shouthed go on freezer and one blok shouted 'hes got all the **** content' it was so funny also last year at reading some old lads were taking the piss out dave kitson calling him a 'diving ginger haird tosser', that was so funny it was a had to be their moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davieG Posted 23 October 2006 Share Posted 23 October 2006 What's so funny about calling some 'diving ginger haird tosser'? What's the colour of his hair got to do with him being a diving tosser? and why is that funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filbertway Posted 23 October 2006 Share Posted 23 October 2006 What's so funny about calling some 'diving ginger haird tosser'? What's the colour of his hair got to do with him being a diving tosser? and why is that funny? He probably found the fact some old blokes were taking the mick out of him but I duno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gist Posted 23 October 2006 Share Posted 23 October 2006 When I was at the Hereford game this year this bloke shouted just before kick off 'Come on you City Slickers!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
step Posted 23 October 2006 Share Posted 23 October 2006 At filbert street, I cant remember what match it was, but one of the lines men was crap and never gave raised his flag when the other team was off side. Then out of the stand behind the dugout, this little old man walked down to the lines man and offered him his glasses. The whole stadium howled laughing. Needless to say, the old guy put up little resistance when he was escorted out of the stadium Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gist Posted 23 October 2006 Share Posted 23 October 2006 At filbert street, I cant remember what match it was, but one of the lines men was crap and never gave raised his flag when the other team was off side. Then out of the stand behind the dugout, this little old man walked down to the lines man and offered him his glasses. The whole stadium howled laughing. Needless to say, the old guy put up little resistance when he was escorted out of the stadium Was that Crewe away last season because that happend when I was there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floating Fox Posted 23 October 2006 Share Posted 23 October 2006 He probably found the fact some old blokes were taking the mick out of him but I duno You seem to find the hair colour "gingerr" hilaroius as you spent half of saturday's game mocking this bloke about it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Free Falling Foxes Posted 23 October 2006 Share Posted 23 October 2006 When Pleat was in charge & rumours of his 'kerb-crawling' were rife a wag shouted to our goalie - Andrews at the time (who was crap on crosses) - 'Get Pleat to take you down to Highfields, you might catch something there' FFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head Honcho Posted 23 October 2006 Share Posted 23 October 2006 20,000 optimist's singing: "We're gonna win the league we're gonna win the league, We know you don't believe us we know you won't believe us we know you won't believe us we're gonna win the league" That always make me laugh!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durnerz Posted 24 October 2006 Share Posted 24 October 2006 England vs Macedonia when the announcer built up the half time guest as a worldwide millions record seller etc so the crowd were expecting a really big name, and out steps Chris de Burgh to a chorus of boo's and some bloke behind me says "Chris de Burgh?! The Macedonian full back's more famous than Chris de Burgh!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finnegan Posted 24 October 2006 Share Posted 24 October 2006 I dunno. Bill Bailey's done wonders for Chris de Burgh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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