Head Honcho Posted 8 January 2007 Posted 8 January 2007 Waiting for the FA Cup draw and there's some bloke bender making a prat of himself on Childrens TV Mr Tumble-where's your self respect man
Daggers Posted 8 January 2007 Posted 8 January 2007 Jobs I don't want to do Estate agent - wv Lawyer - wv Recruitment consultant - wt Customer services - t Bus driver - df Advertising - ttt Sales - t Purchasing - b Banking - bbb Accountancy - bbbb Armed Forces -ddddddd Police - df Any ticket dispensing/checking post - fb Key w - wankers v - vampires t - tw@ts d - dangerous f - deal with fuknuts b - boring
Dellyjo Posted 8 January 2007 Posted 8 January 2007 Working with students................hang on, I already do that
Janx Posted 8 January 2007 Posted 8 January 2007 Jobs I don't want to do Estate agent - wv Lawyer - wv Recruitment consultant - wt Customer services - t Bus driver - df Advertising - ttt Sales - t Purchasing - b Banking - bbb Accountancy - bbbb Armed Forces -ddddddd Police - df Any ticket dispensing/checking post - fb Key w - wankers v - vampires t - tw@ts d - dangerous f - deal with fuknuts b - boring you and me is gonna have words Bobblington!! <_<
Manwell Pablo Posted 8 January 2007 Posted 8 January 2007 Jobs I don't want to do Estate agent - wv Lawyer - wv Recruitment consultant - wt Customer services - t Bus driver - df Advertising - ttt Sales - t Purchasing - b Banking - bbb Accountancy - bbbb Armed Forces -ddddddd Police - df Any ticket dispensing/checking post - fb Key w - wankers v - vampires t - tw@ts d - dangerous f - deal with fuknuts b - boring T'aint when you do it the way I do!
Dr The Singh Posted 8 January 2007 Posted 8 January 2007 T'aint when you do it the way I do! Online or Branch, how exiting!!!
Daggers Posted 8 January 2007 Posted 8 January 2007 you and me is gonna have words Bobblington!! <_< Waddisay? Also: Minicab driver - ddff Milkman - bbbb Porn star - dddd Vivisectionist - wwdd God botherer - bbbbwvtf National Express coach driver - d Journalist - wfvt
Daggers Posted 8 January 2007 Posted 8 January 2007 T'aint when you do it the way I do! If it doesn't involve nudity or guns then I'm not interested
Manwell Pablo Posted 8 January 2007 Posted 8 January 2007 Waddisay? Also: Minicab driver - ddff Milkman - bbbb Porn star - dddd Vivisectionist - wwdd God botherer - bbbbwvtf National Express coach driver - d Journalist - wfvt Confusing that.
Head Honcho Posted 8 January 2007 Author Posted 8 January 2007 T'aint when you do it the way I do! ........err! He said banking not w......
Manwell Pablo Posted 8 January 2007 Posted 8 January 2007 If it doesn't involve nudity or guns then I'm not interested Well I look at porn sites on my lunch brake! and theres always the chance some twats going to walk in here with a gun and demand money at any moment. ........err! He said banking not w...... Der dum chish!
Janx Posted 8 January 2007 Posted 8 January 2007 Ive got one! Ive got one! Scummydoleystudentblagger! tfap t - total f - f**king a - ar5e p - piece
The People's Hero Posted 8 January 2007 Posted 8 January 2007 You've all forgot to rule out insurance. Do it now, before its too late!
MC Prussian Posted 8 January 2007 Posted 8 January 2007 I wouldn't do jobs that involve blowing. That's why I could never be a hairstylist. Or a boxer.
Head Honcho Posted 8 January 2007 Author Posted 8 January 2007 You've all forgot to rule out insurance. Do it now, before its too late! The insurance business looks well cushty! Sitting on your arse all day surfing the web! I can do that
lookwhaticando Posted 8 January 2007 Posted 8 January 2007 Jobs I don't want to do Estate agent - wv Lawyer - wv Recruitment consultant - wt Customer services - t Bus driver - df Advertising - ttt Sales - t Purchasing - b Banking - bbb Accountancy - bbbb Armed Forces -ddddddd Police - df Any ticket dispensing/checking post - fb Key w - wankers v - vampires t - tw@ts d - dangerous f - deal with fuknuts b - boring I wouldn't mind being a bus driver . I'd drive the bus to it's limits. Had a regular driver like that once... he wasn't fazed by four inches of soft snow on the ground, he just gave it power when we went around a corner and the back end swung out. Brilliant. And anyway... you may have to deal with funknuts, but my method is to just not pick funknuts up to begin with... if I spot a funknut, I'll just drive right past them. Customer Service and Sales are what I've done most of, so far, and I'm quite good at it. I quite like it, too... 90%+ of the time. Armed Forces I'd definitely do. The job may be dangerous, but then again so am I. Actually thinking about it... there was a funknut on the bus the other day. The silly mare decided, for some reason, to hurry up onto the bus to let the hoard of little kids (3-6 years old, about 15 of them plus two guardians) get out of the cold (it wasn't even below freezing) and onto the bus quickly. She did this by not paying the driver as she got on. The driver called back to her "excuse me, miss, you haven't paid". She said "you were dealing with someone else, so I just got on so you could let the kids on". He responded with "Don't worry about the kids, there's no rush to go anywhere" (which there wasn't). She thought that was very rude and discourteous of him - so she gave him a piece of her mind (not much of a piece, but then again she doesn't have much of a mind). I felt like giving her a smack, she really was something else. By "hurrying up" so the kids could get on, she actually delayed us a good three minutes while she argued with him. She was getting quite ratty about it, and he was cool, calm and collected. She just mouthed off and he just made her wait longer and longer. Silly mare/Stupid bitch.
lookwhaticando Posted 8 January 2007 Posted 8 January 2007 Confusing that. Two of the biggest risks in any job. Pregnancy and STDs. Obviously Dave. himself won't get pregnant... probably... but a fellow porn star might... unless he was into the gay porn scene...
Daggers Posted 8 January 2007 Posted 8 January 2007 Scummydoleystudentblagger! tfap t - total f - f**king a - ar5e p - piece Bloody right - bastards, the lot of 'em. Always whinging about something or other...that's why I'm not one anymore. Couldn't stand the hours either.
Cobbo Posted 8 January 2007 Posted 8 January 2007 Sausage factory employee. Oh yes I did work in one, fun fun fun, like the Beach Boys said.
Joe. Posted 8 January 2007 Posted 8 January 2007 A salesman. Getting paid to basically be constantly rejected all day long. What a nice job...
Cobbo Posted 8 January 2007 Posted 8 January 2007 A salesman. Getting paid to basically be constantly rejected all day long. What a nice job... Salesmen won't get paid much if they get rejected all day long
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