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Happy July the forth to all our stateside posters,and a belated happy Canada Day to Lookydo, Molston Canadian and any other Canadian posters for Monday.

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Happy July the forth to all our stateside posters,and a belated happy Canada Day to Lookydo, Molston Canadian and any other Canadian posters for Monday.

Spot the person who got a diary with all the international dates for Xmas.

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Spot the person who got a diary with all the international dates for Xmas.

If there's any body on here from Venezuela, happy independence day for tomorrow. :thumbup:

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Well done and happy birthday to anyone who needs congratulating while i've been away.

congratulations On not going on FT whilst you were away, I'm sure you were tempted at one point :thumbup:

No doubt your huge post per day rate has suffered :cry:

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congratulations On not going on FT whilst you were away, I'm sure you were tempted at one point :thumbup:

No doubt your huge post per day rate has suffered :cry:

Amazingly I wasn't tempted at all :o

I'm sure I can do something about my ppd rate over the next few days :whistle:

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Amazingly I wasn't tempted at all :o

I'm sure I can do something about my ppd rate over the next few days :whistle:

I hope you do, you have been missed :cool:

P.s watch out for the new batch of forum idiots, rumour has it theres a council house in anstey which has just taken delivery of 15 new PC's and then instructed all the youths living there to terrorise this forum.

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A big congratulations to all the little turds that have yet to experience the pleasures of sex and have to combat wet dreams on a nightly basis - the FootballRumours shit that you are pouring onto FoxesTalk is truly a joy to read.

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Get a pot of hand cream and point your browsers to YouPorndotCom - go wank yourselves blind instead.

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A big congratulations to all the little turds that have yet to experience the pleasures of sex and have to combat wet dreams on a nightly basis - the FootballRumours shit that you are pouring onto FoxesTalk is truly a joy to read.

Top Tip

Get a pot of hand cream and point your browsers to YouPorndotCom - go wank yourselves blind instead.

Does wanking actually make you blind, if so how the **** does that work, and why doesn't shagging to many woman make you blind (obviously it can if you catch Suphilus)

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It's not the act of wanking, so I am led to believe.

It dates from when all young boys had were pornographic magazines and not the internet. In those days, the magazines were printed on cheap paper using cheap print-sets. Consequently, boys would have to squint in order to make out what the story was on the letters page while attempting to dump their muck into a wank sock (tissues had not been invented and toilet paper was of the shiny tracing-peper variety).

This squinting in poor light conditions led to blindness across the developing world and was the main reason that the Government of the day created Channel4 and allowed them to screen foreign films with boobs and muff.

All of this is factually accurate

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10,000 posts, he's a posting machine.

Yeah, I'm fighting the system and starting a new post.

Rebel rebel.

Plus I can't think of many better ways to bosh out my 5000th post.

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10,000 posts, he's a posting machine.

Yeah, I'm fighting the system and starting a new post.

Rebel rebel.

Plus I can't think of many better ways to bosh out my 5000th post.

Clever. I see what you did there. Neatly turned the thread around. Reminiscent of TPH in his pomp. I'd like to see TPH in his pomp this afternoon, & Alex.... let's all get our pomp on!

Mablo - super-heavyweight poster. :thumbup::thumbup:

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