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No way is that the cream of the crop. They've been picked more for their entertainment value than any kind of business awareness and skill.

Not that it really matters to Sugar. Both the "winners" from the last two series have since left their positions.

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:D

I'm hooked on it atm, Tre to win :thumbup:

I'm hooked too!

I can't help feeling I'd wipe the floor with the lot of em.

Tre and Jadine are by far the best although Katie and Kristina are not far behind.

They all have frailties but the four mentioned are pretty good.

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I'm hooked too!

I can't help feeling I'd wipe the floor with the lot of em.

Tre and Jadine are by far the best although Katie and Kristina are not far behind.

They all have frailties but the four mentioned are pretty good.

Same here pal and i'm fairly useless myself.

For instance those Nigella Seeds. Now, I didn't know what they are, but it would take 5 minutes to find out what they are.

Seeds can be split in to probably 3 main categories which are Food, Herbal, Plantation

So i'd ring a super market of some sort, a garden centre and a herbal stockist. If I had no joy there, i'd sneakily use that fat fookin phone of there's to browse the internet and go on to google. Piece of piss, it took that Adam about 5 hours to find out.

'I have a funny feeling they are the plastic pellets used on astro turf' yes son, that's exactly what they are. Glad he doesn't work in my local curry house. I wouldn't fancy pissing a load of those out of my arse after a ruby and an Astro Naan.

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Same here pal and i'm fairly useless myself.

For instance those Nigella Seeds. Now, I didn't know what they are, but it would take 5 minutes to find out what they are.

Seeds can be split in to probably 3 main categories which are Food, Herbal, Plantation

So i'd ring a super market of some sort, a garden centre and a herbal stockist. If I had no joy there, i'd sneakily use that fat fookin phone of there's to browse the internet and go on to google. Piece of piss, it took that Adam about 5 hours to find out.

'I have a funny feeling they are the plastic pellets used on astro turf' yes son, that's exactly what they are. Glad he doesn't work in my local curry house. I wouldn't fancy pissing a load of those out of my arse after a ruby and an Astro Naan.

Adam "What do you call those rubber things you put on astro turf?"

"err rubber granules" LMFAO

That shopkeeper was the best though. He was so stone faced when refusing discount I'm sure he was planted there by Alan Sugar :mellow::D

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The negotiation skills on show were pathetic.

Adam - "What will you give us off then?"

Shopkeeper - "Nothing"

Adam - "Nothing at all?"

Shopkeeper - "No"

And off they go.

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Alan "What do you call those rubber things you put on astro turf?"

"err rubber granules" Singh

That shopkeeper was the best though. He was so stone faced when refusing discount I'm sure he was planted there by Alan Sugar :mellow::D

Alan for the Apprentice!!!! :worship:

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The negotiation skills on show were pathetic.

Adam - "What will you give us off then?"

Shopkeeper - "Nothing"

Adam - "Nothing at all?"

Shopkeeper - "No"

And off they go.

Actually he said "Nothing at all?" twice!! Now that's bargaining!!! Or is it pleading???

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The negotiation skills on show were pathetic.

Adam - "What will you give us off then?"

Shopkeeper - "Nothing"

Adam - "Nothing at all?"

Shopkeeper - "No"

And off they go.

And he's supposed to be a sales manager??????

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Whatabout x factor????

Boomshakalaka.

Last month I was at the filming of Simon Cowells new talent show to be shown on TV over the summer and Rupert the Pig was the star of the show.

pianopig_450x463.jpg

I've got no chance!

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Boomshakalaka.

Last month I was at the filming of Simon Cowells new talent show to be shown on TV over the summer and Rupert the Pig was the star of the show.

pianopig_450x463.jpg

I've got no chance!

Celebrity love island???? or television x are doing xxx-factor, your a dead cert for that!!!

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For instance those Nigella Seeds. Now, I didn't know what they are, but it would take 5 minutes to find out what they are.

I caught myself screaming at the TV "Use the fooking internet you wazzock!"

I was embarrassed to use such a naff term of abuse.

Honestly - they can't even hold a cellphone properly! :rolleyes:

:D

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I caught myself screaming at the TV "Use the fooking internet you wazzock!"

I was embarrassed to use such a naff term of abuse.

Honestly - they can't even hold a cellphone properly! :rolleyes:

:D

They weren't allowed to use the net. Yellow pages only.

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It was funny in the board room when they where talking about there personal life. And the whole affair is so two faced, like in the house after the sacking they where all bitching about that big nosed women then when she walked in it was all smiles. :dunno:

Posted

They could have asked anyone what Nigella seeds were. It could have taken 10 minutes max :doh:

He deserved to go just for that much stupidity... :rolleyes:

Posted
They weren't allowed to use the net. Yellow pages only.

I missed that then - still doesn't excuse them for not spending a good thirty minutes phoning first thing in the morning...or just heading straight for a wholesaler.

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I missed that then - still doesn't excuse them for not spending a good thirty minutes phoning first thing in the morning...or just heading straight for a wholesaler.

I still can't believe, no-one read the rules to realise that the penalty would was larger for missing a product then comming late!!!!! :dunno:

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I still can't believe, no-one read the rules to realise that the penalty would was larger for missing a product then comming late!!!!! :dunno:

I can. They're all stupid :doh:

They actually all seem useless. They won't last in the job.... :rolleyes:

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Trey is an arrogant twat, Katie is an absolute BITCH, most of the others are completely hopeless and I think that Christina is good. She ought to win as she does a really good job every time!

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