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Monday Monday

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davieG

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Everyone is on holiday having fun...I'm going to be picking up turds and mopping urine. Anyone top that for Bank Holiday laughs?

Emptying a room full of junk and trying to persuade MrsG to let me tip it, a very hard task indeed. My reward for all this is I get to decorate it.

Melton Fox

Melton Fox

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Everyone is on holiday having fun...I'm going to be picking up turds and mopping urine. Anyone top that for Bank Holiday laughs?

I'm hoping to stay in the house all day and do as little as possible, but I'm not usually in control of my own activities. Fortunately it's pissing down outside so my family activities are limited.

cisono

cisono

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Everyone is on holiday having fun...I'm going to be picking up turds and mopping urine. Anyone top that for Bank Holiday laughs?

Revising (morning/early afternoon), doing an assignment (late afternoon/evening/night), cleaning (during breaks), feeling cold...

Crap weather outside...

Knowing that my friend is in Tenerife this week...

What a great bank holiday weekend! :whistle:

Daggers

Daggers

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OK, I have a 5 minute break from excrement - I'm going to give your day's a makeover:

Emptying a room full of junk and trying to persuade MrsG to let me tip it, a very hard task indeed. My reward for all this is I get to decorate it.

EBAY it. Use the proceeds to pay for a decorator and use the change to take the missus out for a big scoff.

I'm hoping to stay in the house all day and do as little as possible, but I'm not usually in control of my own activities.

See doctor, take medication...marvel at the regaining of your control faculties.

considering cinemas but dont think i can be bothered another lazy day for me think

Steal a credit card, book the tickets over the internet with it, rob a piggy bank for the popcorn money. (Do it around davieG's house, he's going out to eat in a bit)

I've got the day off and it's pissistantly raining which dampens any ideas for going out. :cool:

Go round Meltons, encourage him to take his medication. Phone the police and report a robbery at davieG's house

Football Manager this morning, Football at 3, Then the Darts tonight. :cool:

Bin FM07, buy junk from Ebay with includes a Showaddywaddy lp - listen to that instead of Darts, they were much better.

Dealing, whilst understaffed, with ten thousand moody Crouch Enders that want their DVDs. I hate bank holidays.

Stick poster for LoveFilm.com in the window, close shop and go to the cinema. Say you are davieG, collect the tickets tubes bought but can't enjoy as he drives by in the back of a cop car. Enjoy popcorn.

Spending the day wanking in Warwick Uni library.

Well good.

You disgust me. Filth - you students are nothing but filth.

AoWW

AoWW

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Everyone is on holiday having fun...I'm going to be picking up turds and mopping urine. Anyone top that for Bank Holiday laughs?

A day of unrivaled joy...

retrieving the 2 dead mice from under my bed and another from under the sofa (can you advertise cats on eBay?) :dunno: Anyone wanna cat?

tidying up my junk room, filing stuff etc :yawn:

suppose I ought to do some marking.... dull!

defrosting the freezer... equally dull

listing lots of books for sale on amazon

hunting for a new laptop online... a bit more exciting - at least it means I'll have a new toy soon

Some excitement though... :smile: going out for a drive in the rain later :). In a particularly 'twitchy' car in the wet :teehee:...

Am doing a charity raceday thing later this week, and as it looks like it's gonna be pissing down I guess I ought to get in some practise driving the proverbial bar of soap. :P

Thracian

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Working from 5am Saturday/Sunday and sawing/clearing-up from some tree-felling today ready for some new fencing work.

Just as I'd want it really. I wouldn't dream of going away on a Bank Holiday - I don't like traffic jams, airport hold-ups, overcrowded entertainments, beaches/towns full of people etc. so the whole idea has zero appeal to me.

AoWW

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Lemond... 'Tis a deal! Hope you live somewhere with a shortage of mice and rabbits! :thumbup:

Daggers

Daggers

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Lemond... 'Tis a deal! Hope you live somewhere with a shortage of mice and rabbits! :thumbup:

I live somewhere where (I have discovered over the last week) there are many half-eaten worms.

I've discovered that my house is too damn small since I can't seem to leave it at the moment...the second I leave this furball alone it eats everything in sight then craps out the remains and pisses on them.

It's like I've been placed on 24hr security detail.

So I've turned the kitchen into a prison.

Ken? Do you want a job? :whistle:;)

Daggers

Daggers

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I'm Ken's agent, and he's willing to work for you.

His price: second hand wife. Young, agile, good at cleaning and cooking.

Do we have a deal?

Hmm...lose wife but relinquish dog detail. Hmm...

I'm going to cogitate.

AoWW

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I live somewhere where (I have discovered over the last week) there are many half-eaten worms.

I've discovered that my house is too damn small since I can't seem to leave it at the moment...the second I leave this furball alone it eats everything in sight then craps out the remains and pisses on them.

It's like I've been placed on 24hr security detail.

So I've turned the kitchen into a prison.

Ken? Do you want a job? :whistle:;)

Tell you what, I'll 'long term loan' you the cat. He'll probably scare the crap (sorry, no pun intended... honest! :ph34r: ) out of Babbage anyway. Just leave the door open for a while longer than you meant to. Oooops... disappearing pup!

LWICD... bugger off, I'm trying to broker a deal here and you just muscle in! :rolleyes: Typical!

Guest

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I have had a mixed day; I'm not feeling well, on top of the muscle strain, however I did manage to do some baking. Bloody lovely it is too. I'm a bloody good cook.

cisono

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A day of unrivaled joy...

retrieving the 2 dead mice from under my bed and another from under the sofa (can you advertise cats on eBay?) :dunno: Anyone wanna cat?

Beats having mice running around the house any day!!! :whistle:

It took me 4 weeks to get rid of them (after the initial 3 weeks during which I refused to accept I was having a mice infestation problem).

A combination of humane traps and automatic traps seems to have done the trick now.

But, should any mice appear again, I might need to borrow your cat, if it is still going?!?!? :unsure:

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