BartonFox Posted 6 August 2007 Posted 6 August 2007 Lets have your accounts. BTW I'll know if your lying.
The People's Hero Posted 6 August 2007 Posted 6 August 2007 Lets have your accounts. BTW I'll know if your lying. Yes, thankyou! She's my girlfriend though - so does that count?
Phube Posted 6 August 2007 Posted 6 August 2007 I spent the night in a hotel room with a bridesmaid at my sisters wedding!!! But then she was my Wife
Fez of Mahrez Posted 6 August 2007 Posted 6 August 2007 I spent the night in a hotel room with a bridesmaid at my sisters wedding!!! But then she was my Wife Whereas now she's...?
Phube Posted 6 August 2007 Posted 6 August 2007 Whereas now she's...? Buried under the patio!!!! *Note to Police* My Wife does not currently reside under mine or anyone else's patio. If she or anyone else is found under my patio; this is a pure coincidence and I have no knowledge of any crime!!!
samingram_uk Posted 6 August 2007 Posted 6 August 2007 Lets have your accounts. BTW I'll know if your lying. Well lets have your story then, you ovbiously have one...
Head Honcho Posted 6 August 2007 Posted 6 August 2007 Lets have your accounts. BTW I'll know if your lying. Well I was in Newcastle all weekend so I'll let you make your own mind up!
stez Posted 6 August 2007 Posted 6 August 2007 i spent this weekend painting, gardening, bbq-ing, setting up paddling pools. no time 'for the ladies' you see. oh, you can tell if i'm lying.....busted.
Daggers Posted 6 August 2007 Posted 6 August 2007 I have no time for weekends - weekends are for wimps
samingram_uk Posted 6 August 2007 Posted 6 August 2007 I have no time for weekends - weekends are for wimps What do you do then?
stez Posted 6 August 2007 Posted 6 August 2007 I have no time for weekends - weekends are for wimps i used to say that, then i realised i wasn't appreciating what i had, monday, especially, was feeling neglected, usurped by saturday(with all it's glitz and glamour) or so it thought. wednesday started a hate campaign against sunday for he simple fact that sunday had stolen (allegedly) thursdays trousers. it all came to a head in a meeting where everything was sorted out.
lildave3 Posted 6 August 2007 Posted 6 August 2007 I have no time for weekends - weekends are for wimps I pity the fool that has no time for weekends.
Tommeh Posted 6 August 2007 Posted 6 August 2007 Ladies are over rated Did see one Nice un earlier though, looked a bit of a tit though going into a playarea to retrieve a ball then not being able to open the gate to get out
Geo V Posted 6 August 2007 Posted 6 August 2007 Almost got dumped today. For supporting Charlton I bet? Since I got back from Cyprus I am on scraps from an ex and I must admit, she is one fooked up woman. She was 30 the other week and she has suddenly gone from a party girl to talking about serious stuff FFS, The whole point of her was to have a giggle and be the one major freak in my life that I can call upon without the worry of her talking about a serious relationship. Now she is turning into the rest and wants to do things like go on holiday together.
Lamby Posted 6 August 2007 Posted 6 August 2007 For supporting Charlton I bet? Since I got back from Cyprus I am on scraps from an ex and I must admit, she is one fooked up woman. She was 30 the other week and she has suddenly gone from a party girl to talking about serious stuff FFS, The whole point of her was to have a giggle and be the one major freak in my life that I can call upon without the worry of her talking about a serious relationship. Now she is turning into the rest and wants to do things like go on holiday together. Nah. I accidently called her mum an evil bitch Thats the drawbacks with women sometimes
Dames Posted 6 August 2007 Posted 6 August 2007 Nothing good for me at the minute. I'm on a barren run.
Geo V Posted 6 August 2007 Posted 6 August 2007 Nah. I accidently called her mum an evil bitchThats the drawbacks with women sometimes Yeah, that and beating up her father and trying to strangle the sister?! I think you were on Trisha the other day? If she really loves you she will allow you to abuse her family. Now pick a door.
Daggers Posted 6 August 2007 Posted 6 August 2007 What do you do then? I extend Friday by three hours and then run straight into an Super-sized Monday.
davieG Posted 6 August 2007 Posted 6 August 2007 My end is now week after this weekend unfortunately no ladies or amyone else for that matter were involved.
lildave3 Posted 7 August 2007 Posted 7 August 2007 Nah. I accidently called her mum an evil bitchThats the drawbacks with women sometimes How do you accidentally call someone an evil bitch?
Wils Posted 7 August 2007 Posted 7 August 2007 How do you accidentally call someone an evil bitch? You say it out loud instead of thinking it.
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