The People's Hero Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 Tomorrow morning, pick up the van that my girlfriend has sorted out. Hope its big enough for the stuff I need. I feel she didn't check. Then move a sh it load of stuff to my new flat including some chesterfield sofas which are heavy as fu ck and probably wider than the doors. I'm not measuring anything. I'm a man and they WILL go in. Sunday. Moan that my back hurts. Build flat pack furniture. Build bed, realising I've lost all the screws. Explain to neighbours why so much cursing previous day and why 2 chesterfield sofas are just sitting outside the sodding door they wouldn't fit through. Monday. Whinge that I have to go back to work. Resign. Become more destitute. Sell my body. Tuesday. Move to Russia. Re-ignite passion for communism. Wednesday. Realise I'm more of a casual socialism man, which involves everyone 'else' being equal and me being loaded. Eat grapes. Make statements like 'let them eat cake' then eat some cake, refusing to let anyone else use it. Thursday. Move to Denmark and become a viking. Friday. Back to UK in time for another fun filled weekend. Which could but now probably won't involve going to Palace as I have no money to buy the tickets and the sodding ticket sodding office still haven't sodding got back to me. Also, I think Claire would go mental!
Manwell Pablo Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 Tomorrow morning, pick up the van that my girlfriend has sorted out. Hope its big enough for the stuff I need. I feel she didn't check.Then move a sh it load of stuff to my new flat including some chesterfield sofas which are heavy as fu ck and probably wider than the doors. I'm not measuring anything. I'm a man and they WILL go in. Sunday. Moan that my back hurts. Build flat pack furniture. Build bed, realising I've lost all the screws. Explain to neighbours why so much cursing previous day and why 2 chesterfield sofas are just sitting outside the sodding door they wouldn't fit through. Monday. Whinge that I have to go back to work. Resign. Become more destitute. Sell my body. Tuesday. Move to Russia. Re-ignite passion for communism. Wednesday. Realise I'm more of a casual socialism man, which involves everyone 'else' being equal and me being loaded. Eat grapes. Make statements like 'let them eat cake' then eat some cake, refusing to let anyone else use it. Thursday. Move to Denmark and become a viking. Friday. Back to UK in time for another fun filled weekend. Which could but now probably won't involve going to Palace as I have no money to buy the tickets and the sodding ticket sodding office still haven't sodding got back to me. Also, I think Claire would go mental! Gasp. Shocking
The People's Hero Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 Gasp. Shocking It is indeed shocking. In fact, I'm absolutely gutted about it.
Manwell Pablo Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 It is indeed shocking.In fact, I'm absolutely gutted about it. You should tell your fine young lady that your are a football fan! and you must venture to as many games as you wallet will allow you! For it is your destiney!
Manwell Pablo Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 :cry: :cry: I know, that means I'm stuck with you now!
Fez of Mahrez Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 I know, that means I'm stuck with you now! He will be there. I will work on him.
Ashley Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 Friday: My Dads Football Presentation. Saturday: Football Training, Pub, Then Going Leicester Sunday: Going to watch My Dads Team Play Football
lildave3 Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 You can tell your excited about football tomorrow.Up again before 3 o clock! Blame Damo. He keeps offering me a football session. He knows I can't turn 'em down, but then names these ridiculous times, such as half 11. Devastated. And shattered.
Simi Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 Blame Damo. He keeps offering me a session. He knows I can't turn 'em down, but then names these ridiculous times, such as half 11. Devastated. And shattered. I can understand that you can't turn a good session with Damo down.
lildave3 Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 I can understand that you can't turn a good session with Damo down. Throw in Mikey and Potter aswell and you got yourself a hoot nanny.
Simi Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 Throw in Mikey and Potter aswell and you got yourself a great love-in. Disgraceful.
Alexikokopops Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 Throw in Mikey and Potter aswell and you got yourself a hoot nanny. Hootenanny
Guest Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 My weekend will involve alcohol and football. No particular order.
Lichfieldfox. Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 What are you up to?Saturday is all about the match for me. On Sunday I'm cycling from Birmingham to Irthlingborough...70-odd miles. It's going to be horrible. I hate Irthlingborough. Golf, watch match, BBQ Saturday Run 8 miles, gardening, internet dating site trawl Sunday
Geo V Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 I'm also adopting the Billy No Mates tag tonight. This`ll be the first Friday in a long whilst I haven't been up to something so I`ll have to gamble some money online and start counting up the 20+ pages of guesses for that godforsaken comp I created.
Manwell Pablo Posted 11 August 2007 Posted 11 August 2007 <Sits up, markes strange noise> Yez fooking wankers yeh. FEEEZZZZZ, FFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, I'Ver gonna 2 NEED your number tomorrow your Northampton TWAT, Never finis in top half 20 quid safffeeeeeee, PM me. IM going to work in six hours, should be good for a larf. CRAINEY WILL SCORE TOMMOROW, FROM 30! LEFT PEG BANG!! I WILL TJEM LOOK LIKE A RIGHT TWAT!!!
Tubes Posted 11 August 2007 Posted 11 August 2007 <Sits up, markes strange noise>Yez fooking wankers yeh. FEEEZZZZZ, FFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, I'Ver gonna 2 NEED your number tomorrow your Northampton TWAT, Never finis in top half 20 quid safffeeeeeee, PM me. IM going to work in six hours, should be good for a larf. CRAINEY WILL SCORE TOMMOROW, FROM 30! LEFT PEG BANG!! I WILL TJEM LOOK LIKE A RIGHT TWAT!!!
Simi Posted 11 August 2007 Posted 11 August 2007 <Sits up, markes strange noise>Yez fooking wankers yeh. FEEEZZZZZ, FFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, I'Ver gonna 2 NEED your number tomorrow your Northampton TWAT, Never finis in top half 20 quid safffeeeeeee, PM me. IM going to work in six hours, should be good for a larf. CRAINEY WILL SCORE TOMMOROW, FROM 30! LEFT PEG BANG!! I WILL TJEM LOOK LIKE A RIGHT TWAT!!! lol It started of well !
Manwell Pablo Posted 11 August 2007 Posted 11 August 2007 Steven Crainey from 30 yards, I must of been pissed.
Alexikokopops Posted 11 August 2007 Posted 11 August 2007 <Sits up, markes strange noise>Yez fooking wankers yeh. FEEEZZZZZ, FFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, I'Ver gonna 2 NEED your number tomorrow your Northampton TWAT, Never finis in top half 20 quid safffeeeeeee, PM me. IM going to work in six hours, should be good for a larf. CRAINEY WILL SCORE TOMMOROW, FROM 30! LEFT PEG BANG!! I WILL TJEM LOOK LIKE A RIGHT TWAT!!! Exceptional work.
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