Thracian Posted 10 August 2007 Author Posted 10 August 2007 See, this is the kind of person who thinks we should or indeed even could sign Emile Heskey for £5m and play him at centre-back. Is this really the kind of person you want to be associated with? You really can't get your head around that, can you?
Ric Flair Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 Tell her you've fell over a curb and done your cruciates, she obviously likes that in a man. Or that you've pulled Neil Warnock's plonker once or twice.
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 Hold the f**k on. One of my mate's pulled Lee Morris on holiday.Through a process of elimination I therefore conclude you will be ringing one of my friend's tonight. Her name is Harry?
Manwell Pablo Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 Hold the f**k on. One of my mate's pulled Lee Morris on holiday.Through a process of elimination I therefore conclude you will be ringing one of my friend's tonight. He is a proffesional footballer. He's probabley had more birds than.....Over to Thracian for an amusing analogy.......
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 He is a proffesional footballer.He's probabley had more birds than.....Over to Thracian for an amusing analogy....... Bill Oddey?
BartonFox Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 See, this is the kind of person who thinks we should or indeed even could sign Emile Heskey for £5m and play him at centre-back. Is this really the kind of person you want to be associated with? Heskey would make a decent centre half, we just have no chance in hell of signing him again, EVER. Plus if we had five large ones to drop he'd be way down my list.
James. Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 Her name is Harry? Got it in one. Treat her well. From the tone of most of your posts I can imagine exactly what you consider "well".
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 Got it in one.Treat her well. From the tone of most of your posts I can imagine exactly what you consider "well". What can I say, I'm a giver
Manwell Pablo Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 Got it in one.Treat her well. From the tone of most of your posts I can imagine exactly what you consider "well". Well isn't this a coinsidence! Warn her, warn her now.
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 My favorite nickname is probably Mr Toad
Manwell Pablo Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 My favorite nickname is probably Mr Toad You like to be called Mr Toad? or you like to call others Mr Toad?
Ric Flair Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 My favorite nickname is probably Mr Toad ' The ugliest of all the amphibians '
Zingari Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 my favourite nickname for me was "the virginian" i thought it was because i looked like the cowboy on tv until someone told me it was just because my name was ian and ........you might guess the rest
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 ' The ugliest of all the amphibians ' Spot on. Note: I am not Mr Toad, nor do I look like a toad, I have excellent skin and I don't eat worms and live in places where I will never be able to get out of
The People's Hero Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 Ka'ebi: Saddam (Hossein-Hussain) Erm...
Fez of Mahrez Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 :eek: I'm in tears here. The onset of dementia to an elderly relative can be most upsetting.
Manwell Pablo Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 Erm... No mate this is the worst one. Sappleton: King Kong jaw dropping.
The People's Hero Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 That Sappleton one is actually quite disgusting, Thracian. I've just told Steve Beaglehole and he's very dissappointed in you. Word has got round to Andy King and Louis 'sexybum' Dodds too and apparently they've decided to hang up their boots having seen what their only fan is 'really' like.
Milky Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 I don't know where it can all go from here. Remarkable stuff.
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 I don't know where it can all go from here. Remarkable stuff. King Kong - Thrac have you been showering with the youth players? "you don't wash it like that boy, give it 'ere"
Cal Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 King Kong - Thrac have you been showering with the youth players? "you don't wash it like that boy, give it 'ere"
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