He's not bald Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 What nicknames do people favour for our players? Mine are:Neilsen: Sir Jimmy (as in Kneel son). Chambers: Flying Chambers (as in Jay Cee - jay see) N'Gotty: The Bear (as in Bruno) McAuley: G-MAC Clemence: The Brains ('mence-Mensa) Kisnorbo: Kissa Stearman: Cowboy Sheehan: Mr Sheen Mattock: Harry Potter (from MA) Kishishev: Mister Kishishev (from MA) Wesolowski: Napoleon (We-solo-ski- Napoleon Solo) Hayes: Carlton Porter: Night (always out) Newton: Isaac or Sniffer Ka'ebi: Saddam (Hossein-Hussain) Campbell: Speedking (Colin) Fryatt: Glossy (matt-gloss) or Fantasy (depending on his play) Henderson: Battery (Hen) Cort: Well. (Like our manager!) Odhiambo: Odd-one-out (as he will be mostly) McKay: Billy The Kid Hellings: Devilish Sappleton: King Kong Logan: The Log Quite Bizzare!
James. Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 Will the last shred of Thracian's credibility to leave the forum please turn the lights out.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 Will the last shred of Thracian's credibility to leave the forum please turn the lights out.
Manwell Pablo Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 Naive rather than malicious. I'd tend to agree.
Raj Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 Sappleton: King Kong I'd like to see someone from FT goto the training ground next week and call Sappleton King Kong....just for a joke like...and see if you ever post again!??????
Manwell Pablo Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 Why is Logan the log? Cos he's sh*t?! Knigghttonnn Maaattttt Kniigghtttonnn Maaattttt OLE OLE OLE.
Knighton Matt Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 Knigghttonnn Maaattttt Kniigghtttonnn Maaattttt OLE OLE OLE. I've missed your big bald head my friend and the words of wisdom that escape from it.
Thracian Posted 10 August 2007 Author Posted 10 August 2007 Why is Logan the log? Cos he's sh*t?! Can't say it was my reasoning. But when the cap fits you can use whatever interpretation you like!.
The People's Hero Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 I've missed your big bald head my friend and the words of wisdom that escape from it. I like the image of wise words escaping from Mablo's head as he attempts to keep them in! Clutching at them... Anyway, it's nearly friday night. Someone with some money buy me some beer. Please? Kentfox. You're closest!
J.Lisemore Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 What nicknames do people favour for our players? Mine are:Neilsen: Sir Jimmy (as in Kneel son). Chambers: Flying Chambers (as in Jay Cee - jay see) N'Gotty: The Bear (as in Bruno) McAuley: G-MAC Clemence: The Brains ('mence-Mensa) Kisnorbo: Kissa Stearman: Cowboy Sheehan: Mr Sheen Mattock: Harry Potter (from MA) Kishishev: Mister Kishishev (from MA) Wesolowski: Napoleon (We-solo-ski- Napoleon Solo) Hayes: Carlton Porter: Night (always out) Newton: Isaac or Sniffer Ka'ebi: Saddam (Hossein-Hussain) Campbell: Speedking (Colin) Fryatt: Glossy (matt-gloss) or Fantasy (depending on his play) Henderson: Battery (Hen) Cort: Well. (Like our manager!) Odhiambo: Odd-one-out (as he will be mostly) McKay: Billy The Kid Hellings: Devilish Sappleton: King Kong Logan: The Log okkkkkk thhhennnnn......
Alexikokopops Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 I like the image of wise words escaping from Mablo's head as he attempts to keep them in!Clutching at them... Anyway, it's nearly friday night. Someone with some money buy me some beer. Please? Kentfox. You're closest! I don't think I've ever been as disappointed as when I first discovered Mablo isn't bald.
Knighton Matt Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 Can't say it was my reasoning. But when the cap fits you can use whatever interpretation you like!. My nickname used to be cock 'n' balls. Who can fit their cap round that?!
Alexikokopops Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 My nickname used to be cock 'n' balls.Who can fit their cap round that?! I've missed your delightful quips.
He's not bald Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 What nicknames do people favour for our players? Mine are:Neilsen: Sir Porter (as in Kneel son). Chambers: Flying Porter (as in Jay Cee - jay see) N'Gotty: The Porter (as in Bruno) McAuley: Porter-MAC Clemence: Brainy Porter ('mence-Mensa) Kisnorbo: Kiss a Porter Stearman: Cowboy Porter Sheehan: Mr Porter Mattock: Harry Porter (from MA) Kishishev: Pret a Porter (from MA) Wesolowski: Wee Porter ski (We-solo-ski- Napoleon Solo) Hayes: Carlton Porter Porter: Night (always out) Newton: Is a Porter Ka'ebi: Sad Porter (Hossein-Hussain) Campbell: Speedy Porter (Colin) Fryatt: Glossy Porter (matt-gloss) or Fantasy (depending on his play) Henderson: Battery Porter (Hen) Cort: Hospital Porter. (Most of the time!) Odhiambo: Odd Porter (as he will be mostly) McKay: Billy The Porter Hellings: Porter Holland Sappleton: King Porter Logan: The Log Porter MDF: Porter Potty Me: Sir Porter
Thracian Posted 10 August 2007 Author Posted 10 August 2007 King Kong - Thrac have you been showering with the youth players? "you don't wash it like that boy, give it 'ere" Some of you can turn any innocent remark towards the drains. If you stood beside Sappleton you' see clearly why he might be called King Kong. It was meant to be quite complimentary. Clearly you have to be so careful with modern interpretations. I suppose that's how the PC boys got to be so busy. There'll doubtless be less than savoury meaning for the word football before long...
Knighton Matt Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 I've missed your delightful quips. Quippage would be an ideal middle name. Discuss (8 marks)
Fez of Mahrez Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 Quippage would be an ideal middle name. Discuss (8 marks) You're just teasing us now. You'll be gone into the night before long. GIRTH!
Alexikokopops Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 Some of you can turn any innocent remark towards the drains.If you stood beside Sappleton you' see clearly why he might be called King Kong. It was meant to be quite complimentary. Clearly you have to be so careful with modern interpretations. I suppose that's how the PC boys got to be so busy. There'll doubtless be less than savoury meaning for the word football before long... There's not much that pisses me off more that people throwing the "PC-Brigade" label about willy nilly (yes, I said willy nilly), usually after they've made some kind of malicious racist comment (although that's not the case here) What did you expect when you've nicknamed a black chap after a giant monkey (ok, King Kong's a gorilla, but I'm not a biologist)? I know you didn't mean it in that way, but you can't sit there and call people PC boys just because they've been slightly surprised at nicknaming Ricky Sappleton after an ape. How often have we heard stories of football players getting racial abused by crowds making monkey sounds? You must've expected some kind of comment on it surely? Quippage would be an ideal middle name. Discuss (8 marks) I agree. Gimmee 8 marks.
Flexx Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 this is embarrasing stuff.. not even I could come up with such a load of bollocks
Thracian Posted 10 August 2007 Author Posted 10 August 2007 There's not much that pisses me off more that people throwing the "PC-Brigade" label about willy nilly (yes, I said willy nilly), usually after they've made some kind of malicious racist comment (although that's not the case here)What did you expect when you've nicknamed a black chap after a giant monkey (ok, King Kong's a gorilla, but I'm not a biologist)? I know you didn't mean it in that way, but you can't sit there and call people PC boys just because they've been slightly surprised at nicknaming Ricky Sappleton after an ape. How often have we heard stories of football players getting racial abused by crowds making monkey sounds? You must've expected some kind of comment on it surely? I agree. Gimmee 8 marks. The comparison as you know related to size - as in big, strong, height, weight - the ape thing didn't come into it because, truly you'd have to first regard an ape as somehow unworthy/inferior/whatever to even think like that. Personally, as an aside, I think apes are magnificent creatures. In some ways I feel sorry for the warped interpretations applied to so many things these days. It's like the rape of the word gay, I suppose, which was once a happy rather than a sordid word. I accept I may be nieve but no, I didn't expect the response. It just wouldn't cross my mind to ever be disrespectful to a black footballer in any way and people who would make such sounds as you refer to are so far beneath contempt that I just wouldn't have any interest in reading about them or giving them any sort of creibility. But thanks for taking the trouble to explain.
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 The comparison as you know related to size - as in big, strong, height, weight - the ape thing didn't come into it because, truly you'd have to first regard an ape as somehow unworthy/inferior/whatever to even think like that.Personally, as an aside, I think apes are magnificent creatures. In some ways I feel sorry for the warped interpretations applied to so many things these days. It's like the rape of the word gay, I suppose, which was once a happy rather than a sordid word. I accept I may be nieve but no, I didn't expect the response. It just wouldn't cross my mind to ever be disrespectful to a black footballer in any way and people who would make such sounds as you refer to are so far beneath contempt that I just wouldn't have any interest in reading about them or giving them any sort of creibility. But thanks for taking the trouble to explain. I don't know why, but I just found that funny
Zingari Posted 10 August 2007 Posted 10 August 2007 a "nicknames for the players" thread seemed to have the potential for a laugh or two but somehow the theme has been scuppered
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