How Was Your Day?

[Daggers]

I have a pile of letters demanding money and/or attention.

I have three bottles of wine demanding drinking.

It's an easy choice.

[Koke]

My working day consists of surfing Sky Sports News, FT and occasionally Facebook.

My lunch break consists of sexually harassing young ladies who are walking past Waterloo Way, and sending explicits text msgs to my girlfriend.

[Daggers]

...sending explicits text msgs to my girlfriend.

I knows it, she loves that shit doesn't she!

[lildave3]

Football later, yay

[Koke]

I knows it, she loves that shit doesn't she!

Aha! So you are the mysterious bloke who visit our house when I'm not there.

Can you please put the toilet seat down when you done? I keep getting the blame and it's not funny anymore.

[Daggers]

Aha! So you are the mysterious bloke who visit our house when I'm not there.

Can you please put the toilet seat down when you done? I keep getting the blame and it's not funny anymore.

That's not me - it's the hockey team that stop by before I get there. I tells you, I've moaned at them but the feckers never listen.

Bastards.

[Koke]

That's not me - it's the hockey team that stop by before I get there. I tells you, I've moaned at them but the feckers never listen.

Bastards.

[JakeShingler]

Tonight was Mad.

[Simi]

Tonight was Mad.

Snort some sherbert and get chased by the Community Support Officer?

[Libertine]

Snort some sherbert and get chased by the Community Support Officer?

[Tilley]

Yesterday was crazy.

Too much going on in London.

Went ice skating in Hyde Park which was cool, brought a new jacket & that was about it

Today is the day. There is a lorra football on

[Tilley]

Pfft.

On the brink of ****ing college off, it's that bad.

It's freezing & to make matters worse, my advent calendar tasted nothing like bloody Milkybar.

[Tevez]

Yesterday was crazy.

Too much going on in London.

Went ice skating in Hyde Park which was cool, brought a new jacket & that was about it

Today is the day. There is a lorra football on

We need to kick off in a Subway soonish!

[Tilley]

We need to kick off in a Subway soonish!

:laugh:

Name it, I'm there.

Just don't let there be any bloody Aussies calling us, 'bruv'

[Alexikokopops]

Yesterday was crazy.

Too much going on in London.

Went ice skating in Hyde Park which was cool, brought a new jacket & that was about it

Today is the day. There is a lorra football on

Tell me more about this ice skating in Hyde Park. I live five minutes there, I need to exploit this (as a possible edible batchelor).

[Daggers]

Bollocked a headteacher, carried out an attitudectomy on a particularly obnoxious child and returned home to find my neighbour having a fight with the local drug dealer who moved into the house four doors up.

This is going to be a looooooong week.

[JakeShingler]

Bollocked a headteacher, carried out an attitudectomy on a particularly obnoxious child and returned home to find my neighbour having a fight with the local drug dealer who moved into the house four doors up.

This is going to be a looooooong week.

Lazy day.

[Tilley]

Tell me more about this ice skating in Hyde Park. I live five minutes there, I need to exploit this (as a possible edible batchelor).

1. GO!

2. While your there, go on the big toboggon slide. Best £3 I've ever spent.

& there is some very nice young ladies there & they sell beer.

Awesome.

[Corky]

Cold.

[Tilley]

AoWW.

[Libertine]

AoWW.

What? You had a sex change and are now another of Walshie's women?

That guy gets around.

Around my tight buttocks.

[Corky]

AoWW.

What has she done?

[AoWW]

AoWW.

Yes....?

[Katy]

fooking wank!

[Corky]

fooking wank!

Oh dear, what's happened?