Tabou Posted 14 September 2007 Posted 14 September 2007 Has anyone got any famous footy quotes? My personal favourtie - Full-time whistle blows, England trounce Germany 5-1....John Motson - "I think this our best victory over the Germans since the war" Over to you...
JoeyB Posted 14 September 2007 Posted 14 September 2007 Didn't Cloughie once say: 'I wouldn't say im the best manager in the world but im in the top 1' or something along that line!
Unit Posted 14 September 2007 Posted 14 September 2007 "..If my auntie had bollocks she'd be my uncle..." - Martin Allen 'If that had gone in, it would have been a goal.' - David Coleman
Master Fox Posted 14 September 2007 Posted 14 September 2007 Kelly's comments on O'Grady "I'm delighted for him. He's on the training ground morning, noon and night, and we literally have to drag him away from there sometimes. "He's a great example of how you can go out on loan somewhere and use it well
Tabou Posted 14 September 2007 Author Posted 14 September 2007 Terry Venables - "If you cant stand the heat of the dressing room, get out of the kitchen" 'Sporting Lisbon in their green and white hoops, looking like a team of zebras.' - Peter Jones
Dellyjo Posted 14 September 2007 Posted 14 September 2007 The first 90 minutes are the most important - Bobby Robson Poland nil, England nil, though England are now looking the better value for their nil - Barry Davies
Kent Fox Posted 14 September 2007 Posted 14 September 2007 Keegan was THE all time best at stupid quotes. What a shame the rumour wasn't true.
davieG Posted 14 September 2007 Posted 14 September 2007 MM on MA "During the last couple of months I have been in front of numerous people who believed they had the right attributes to take this club forward. "My criteria was simple. I needed someone with hunger, drive, commitment and potential to aspire to all our dreams and aspirations. And I believe Martin ticked all the required boxes. His undoubted ability is matched only by his infectious enthusiasm which will inspire the club. "He was unquestionably the outstanding candidate to come before me and deserves the immense opportunity that awaits him.
The People's Hero Posted 14 September 2007 Posted 14 September 2007 Martin Jol - One baguette. Cheese please.
The People's Hero Posted 14 September 2007 Posted 14 September 2007 Everything Thrac ever posts.... He's pm'd me asking me for tips on grooming, I think he must have me confused with that stable-hand who frequents these parts.
Maybes Posted 14 September 2007 Posted 14 September 2007 MM on MA"During the last couple of months I have been in front of numerous people who believed they had the right attributes to take this club forward. "My criteria was simple. I needed someone with hunger, drive, commitment and potential to aspire to all our dreams and aspirations. And I believe Martin ticked all the required boxes. His undoubted ability is matched only by his infectious enthusiasm which will inspire the club. "He was unquestionably the outstanding candidate to come before me and deserves the immense opportunity that awaits him.
Tabou Posted 14 September 2007 Author Posted 14 September 2007 He's pm'd me asking me for tips on grooming, I think he must have me confused with that stable-hand who frequents these parts. without wanting to kiss your ar se too much, everything you post makes me larf. Keep up the good work. 10-4
Finnegan Posted 14 September 2007 Posted 14 September 2007 without wanting to kiss your ar se too much, everything you post makes me larf. Keep up the good work. 10-4 Sigh. Down at the first hurdle.
The People's Hero Posted 14 September 2007 Posted 14 September 2007 without wanting to kiss your ar se too much, everything you post makes me larf. Keep up the good work. 10-4 Kiss away mate, I even washed it this morning.
Alexikokopops Posted 14 September 2007 Posted 14 September 2007 Kiss away mate, I even washed it this morning. Lies.
David O'Leary Posted 16 September 2007 Posted 16 September 2007 My favourite is the one on my sig "You could watch football for 50 years and never see a finish like this!" the game was the leicester arsenal 3-3 draw at Filbo when Bergkamp got a hat-trick and Walshie equalised in the 94th minute! what a game
Ashley Posted 16 September 2007 Posted 16 September 2007 If there wasnt a such thing as football, we'd all be fustrated footballers Its at goals ^
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 16 September 2007 Posted 16 September 2007 Wayne Bridge after the Carling Cup final - "At least we got the three points..." Terry Venables - "If you make a mistake, then that mistake becomes a mistake..." Bobby Moore - "At least it was a victory and at least we won..."
Geo V Posted 16 September 2007 Posted 16 September 2007 I love the ones that the older forgetful managers come out with like Jack Charlton and Bobby Robson. This one wasnt a direct quote about Bobby but it was about what he once said... Reporter to Newcastle's Shola Ameobi: 'Do you have a nickname?' Ameobi: 'No, not really' Reporter: 'So what does Bobby Robson call you?' Ameobi: 'Carl Cort.'
Koke Posted 16 September 2007 Posted 16 September 2007 Ray Hudson "The England fans were singing 'God Save the Queen,' and I was shouting, 'God save the rest of us if that's what we're going to have to watch throughout this tournament. " "Casillas is having an orgasm back there," after Real Madrid tied the game 2-2 against Zaragoza"
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