Zingari Posted 13 October 2007 Posted 13 October 2007 i think today ( le grand crunch) should be designated as national 'ave a pop at a frog day Why speak English? A Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S. , English, Canadian, Australian and French Navy's. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of officers that included personnel from most of the countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English. He then asked "Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?" Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied "Maybe it's because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German." come on don't hold back
Manwell Pablo Posted 13 October 2007 Posted 13 October 2007 The French are C*nts. They have a big hang up over who fantastic their language is, it's fuking confusing and shit, and they expect you to speak it perfectly as well. Best bit of french I ever lerned was " What? at least I'm trying you French Penis!"# And their food, overrated. And their football team. They can all fuk off. Apart from Arsen and Thierry I like them.
Brainy Posted 13 October 2007 Posted 13 October 2007 Their language is so hard to learn Probably the reason I didn't take it for my GCSE's.
Phube Posted 13 October 2007 Posted 13 October 2007 The French are C*nts. They have a big hang up over who fantastic their language is, it's fuking confusing and shit, and they expect you to speak it perfectly as well. Best bit of french I ever lerned was " What? at least I'm trying you French Penis!"#And their food, overrated. And their football team. They can all fuk off. Apart from Arsen and Thierry I like them. But Arsénal is their football team??
Finnegan Posted 13 October 2007 Posted 13 October 2007 They're one of the biggest, historically anyway, all-talk-no-action nations on the planet. Yeh, Mr. Glyndwr, an army will be right along. Just keep waiting.
Leonisco Posted 13 October 2007 Posted 13 October 2007 I know we all love to laugh at the French, but I think it's more a friendly rivalry really. After all, we've been major allies for over 100 years. It's the Germans we should be picking on.
Finnegan Posted 13 October 2007 Posted 13 October 2007 But Arsénal is their football team?? :yawn: :yawn: :yawn: :yawn: :yawn: :yawn: :yawn:
Joe. Posted 13 October 2007 Posted 13 October 2007 In Kevin Keegan style: "I'd love it if we beat them".
MPH Posted 13 October 2007 Posted 13 October 2007 someone needs to slip some hair removal cream into chabal's shower gel...
MPH Posted 13 October 2007 Posted 13 October 2007 ... you've got to love his hair. rumor has it wilkinson didnt get injured last year, he just got lost in chabal's beard.. took them ages to get him out..
Alexikokopops Posted 13 October 2007 Posted 13 October 2007 Chabal is a total legend, in all fairness. Too right, he's the only reason I'm watching the rugby today. How I long for a mane like his.
Milky Posted 13 October 2007 Posted 13 October 2007 They stink! This French girl that comes round our place reeks the place out with B.O. Have a wash or get some didi-oda. Oh, and shave ya pits whilst your at it!
Jay Posted 13 October 2007 Posted 13 October 2007 French people chomp onions and go "hoh-hee-hoh-hee-hoh" that's a fact!!!!
Alexikokopops Posted 13 October 2007 Posted 13 October 2007 French people chomp onions and go "hoh-hee-hoh-hee-hoh" that's a fact!!!! They lie around in hammocks all day eating soft cheese, FACT
MPH Posted 13 October 2007 Posted 13 October 2007 Chabal is a total legend, in all fairness. absolutly. its complete jelousy for anyone to have a pop at him. me included.
Daggers Posted 13 October 2007 Posted 13 October 2007 I hope a space in the corridor of great FT threads is set aside for this one - it is truly a hunk of glory the likes of which may never be seen again. Hopefully.
Zingari Posted 13 October 2007 Author Posted 13 October 2007 england have beaten france in the world cup of rugby football ; yes we have ; napoleon , francois mitterand , sacha distel , brigit bardot, madame bovary, edith piaf, marice chevalier, rene artois . michel platini , albert camus ,inspector clousseau, marcel proust, plastic bertrand, m. hulot ,vanessa paradis ,les miserable, asterix and obelisk.... YOUR BOYS TOOK ONE HELL OF A BEATING shrug and skulk all you like, but they have , they have YOUR BOYS TOOK ONE HELL OF A BEATING TONIGHT !!! My my, at waterloo napoleon did surrender Oh yeah, and you have met your destiny in quite a similar way The history book on the shelf Is always repeating itself
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