Stag weekends

[Bert]

What y'all on about?

I'll be showing them how it's done.

[Bellend Sebastian]

Seriously, don't go.

I'm nearly 33! People in their 30s aren't all massive bum rapists you know. Only some of us.

Hanging out with people in their 30s is ace. Running the risk of not getting into places like Mosh because you're too old just adds to the fun.

Where's me cocoa?

[AoWW]

I'm nearly 33! People in their 30s aren't all massive bum rapists you know. Only some of us.

Hanging out with people in their 30s is ace. Running the risk of not getting into places like Mosh because you're too old just adds to the fun.

Where's me cocoa?

By your slippers, love.

[Bellend Sebastian]

By your slippers, love.

Thanks, sweetie.

Can't see a bloody thing with these cataracts

[The People's Hero]

I'm nearly 33! People in their 30s aren't all massive bum rapists you know.

Everyone I know in the 30's is.

There have been suggestions that this is because I pick my friends from the sex offenders' register but personally I think that's rubbish, I mean, I don't even like Ul..... errr, maybe not.

[Fez of Mahrez]

That bloke who we thought was Ultra on the train to Charlton wasn't Ultra. I saw that bloke in a pub in Bristol and Ultra didn't go.

[Finnegan]

That bloke who we thought was Ultra on the train to Charlton wasn't Ultra. I saw that bloke in a pub in Bristol and Ultra didn't go.

... are you suggesting he's RIGHT?

[Fez of Mahrez]

... are you suggesting he's RIGHT?

Nah, the bloke we saw was different. They do look similar though.

[Ultra]

... are you suggesting he's RIGHT?

I doubt it.

If he brought himself to say those words Manwell and TPD would drop him like a hot brick..

[Alexikokopops]

That bloke who we thought was Ultra on the train to Charlton wasn't Ultra. I saw that bloke in a pub in Bristol and Ultra didn't go.

So I offered my flapjack to some completely random guy?

Lovely stuff.

Not my words, the words of Shakin' Stevens.

[Manwell Pablo]

I doubt it.

If he brought himself to say those words Manwell and TPD would drop him like a hot brick..

Shut it fatty. I wasn't even on the train in Charlton so what do I care whether is was your or not.

[The People's Hero]

That bloke who we thought was Ultra on the train to Charlton wasn't Ultra. I saw that bloke in a pub in Bristol and Ultra didn't go.

NO!

I refuse to believe it.

[Joe.]

You know what? I saw a man on the train home from Bristol who I thought was very Ultra- like.

Maybe it's the same Ultra you saw...