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People that piss you off !

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Morons who say INNIT after every sentence or statement -------

What's that about ?

thats safe man....innitt!

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Piers Morgan

Dennis Wise

50 Cent

Sean Kingston

Chavs

That Plymouth fan that posts on here

The new deputy head at my school

Those are just some of the people that piss me off.

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Morons who say INNIT after every sentence or statement -------

What's that about ?

Wa gwan doe?

Really whats good famble?

Chilling innit.

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People who walk too slow and window-shop along a busy concourse. Deserve to be bowled over.

Beggars. No I don't have coins for you, twat.

Junkies in tracksuits who wash your windows at shitty intersections and expect payment.

Lassies who thrust their chebs at bouncers to gain entry into tacky clubs. Might as well go the whole way and give the lad a pole polishing.

People with poor hygiene. With pits like that, you must be able to smell yourself and hence have no excuse.

People with poor grammar. "Its" and "it's" - learn the difference, tosser.

People who bitch about immigrants - no, they didn't take your job. You're just a lazy sack of shit and the immigrant can do better.

Council workers. People don't pay rates so you can bitch about trivial things like the treatment of grass. Australia's not supposed to have grass, so stick your pretty parks up your arse and give me acrid native fauna.

Ticket cops - enforcers of an already corrupt bureaucracy.

Tories - stick your class system up your arse, fascists. I can wear a blue collar and sip Earl Grey as well.

Rangers fans.

People who speed along the overtaking lanes, thinking it gives them license to travel 20 kms over the limit and act like a right royal tosser.

Walkers if he doesn't go to Wolves.

People who engage in small talk as though it's a new revelation that needs attention and documentation. No, I'm not good today and quite frankly I'm sure you don't really give a shit about what I did on the weekend.

Landlords who think it's appropriate to sell the house whilst under tenancy, letting all sorts of prospective wankers traipse their dirty shoes over my rugs.

People who die in a stupid fashion. Darwinism in practice.

Vegetarians. Take your sickly white arse to a wheat grass store where it's welcome.

Girls who say they don't do doggy. What?!

Feminists. I already know I'm an arsehole and don't need to be told.

South Australians. No, you're not better than anyone and your city stinks.

People who max out their credit card then bitch about it. Perhaps you should learn to count, or use a spreadsheet.

Banks.

People who bitch about the food in restaurants. No, the beef is not overcooked, you're just a willy puller who couldn't appreciate a good meal if someone fed it to your anus.

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I think that's all.

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Anyone under the age of 16 on a train.

If you're on a train with me, and you're under the age of 16, and you're not otherwise related or known to me personally, the chances are I want to dismember your body with a cleaver and bury your remains on Dartmoor.

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Anyone under the age of 16 on a train.

If you're on a train with me, and you're under the age of 16, and you're not otherwise related or known to me personally, the chances are I want to dismember your body with a cleaver and bury your remains on Dartmoor.

can you explain why you would like to dismantle their bodies in such a horrific way?

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can you explain why you would like to dismantle their bodies in such a horrific way?

Primarily for efficiency of disposal, but given the fact I'm on a train full of other people, I've quite possibly not put enough thought into the whole thing.

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Primarily for efficiency of disposal, but given the fact I'm on a train full of other people, I've quite possibly not put enough thought into the whole thing.

isnt that what binliners are for...

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You love me.

I really don't.

I hate Celtic, with a vengeance. They're so lucky it's untrue.

Rangers. :wub:

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What the fcuk is that??? :clap::clap::D

I might use that as my signature/avatar thingymagic...the thing there were my moon is... :unsure:

DanTheFoxBhoy...king of funnythngymagigs!!!

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