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People that piss you off !

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Who is it? :unsure:

It's that new woman. Fcuk knows her name. Always wears that stupid purple dress.

Monobrow. Quite big person.

Nottm Forest people.

Posted
Still no idea :mellow::)

Me neither. I must be too much of a goody two shoes to have any involvement with her :whistle:

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The bloke who presents Coast, the scottish fella. He's a willy puller

Secondly ann widdecombe...WHY?

hen in no particular order: frank lampard, chavs, most people under the age of 15, people that drive BMW's and hoovering

Posted

The person driving the car in front of me (well, sometimes at least...)

Imagine this common scenario...

You are driving behind a few slow cars... A car pushes in in between you and the car in front, even though there is no one behind you ... clear for miles (so perhaps they could have waited 3 seconds? :dunno: But perhaps they are having an emergency - you try to concede)

However, as soon as they are in front of you, they start going really slowly, about 20 miles an hour (if that) in a 30 or 40 miles an hour zone :angry:

Does this happen only to me? :blink:

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The bloke who presents Coast, the scottish fella. He's a willy puller

Secondly ann widdecombe...WHY?

hen in no particular order: frank lampard, chavs, most people under the age of 15, people that drive BMW's and hoovering

People that piss you off???? Hoovering!!! :crylaugh:

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Anyone under the age of 16 on a train.

If you're on a train with me, and you're under the age of 16, and you're not otherwise related or known to me personally, the chances are I want to dismember your body with a cleaver and bury your remains on Dartmoor.

amen brother!

Posted
They say teaching is for secondary school pupils and that we don't need help with our work because we are 'advanced'.

You sure it was 'advanced' and not 'special'? ;)

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Oh I have a listtttt!

1) Mums who insist on tidying, and roping you into helping. Spring clean? Its fooking October. STOP IT. NOW. (not that I live with her anymore ...)

2) People who can't drive. Check your mirrors. Your driving at 56 mph on a motorway. Some one will be overtaking.

3) People who must always do one better than me. If I go to Tenerife, you will go to Elevenerife.

4) The residents of Corby. You are scum. Please do not follow me to the carpark at night when im carrying my laptop. I will shoot you right back.

5) That b*stard Vaxhaull advert on the tv with the northern kids who pretend to be adults. It's embarressing. STOP it. Or I will firebomb your parents' house.

6) People who swear too often.

7 ) Sales people who try to sell to me. I am a salesperson. I know your tricks. They won't wash.

8) Police patrol car drivers. No I haven't been drinking. Yes this is my car. Yes its insured. No I wasn't aware my rear brake light wasn't working as I very rarely see it ...do I...c*ntable?

9) Banks. Seconded.

10) People who work in bars/pubs and moan about how hard it is. Its not hard. Its easy. All you do is pull pints and clean glasses. Deal with it.

11) Miserable people. End of.

12 ) People who post endless lists of their pet hates.....

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Oh I have a listtttt!

1) Mums who insist on tidying, and roping you into helping. Spring clean? Its fooking October. STOP IT. NOW. (not that I live with her anymore ...)

2) People who can't drive. Check your mirrors. Your driving at 56 mph on a motorway. Some one will be overtaking.

3) People who must always do one better than me. If I go to Tenerife, you will go to Elevenerife.

4) The residents of Corby. You are scum. Please do not follow me to the carpark at night when im carrying my laptop. I will shoot you right back.

5) That b*stard Vaxhaull advert on the tv with the northern kids who pretend to be adults. It's embarressing. STOP it. Or I will firebomb your parents' house.

6) People who swear too often.

7 ) Sales people who try to sell to me. I am a salesperson. I know your tricks. They won't wash.

8) Police patrol car drivers. No I haven't been drinking. Yes this is my car. Yes its insured. No I wasn't aware my rear brake light wasn't working as I very rarely see it ...do I...****able?

9) Banks. Seconded.

10) People who work in bars/pubs and moan about how hard it is. Its not hard. Its easy. All you do is pull pints and clean glasses. Deal with it.

11) Miserable people. End of.

12 ) People who post endless lists of their pet hates.....

tell me a-fookin-bout it!

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1) Women drivers trying to find a parking spot to go shopping.

2) Golf partners who leave their telephone on. What the hell is so important it's worth ruining a game for?

3) Salespeople who ring at teatime. Selfish arseholes.

4) Anyone who rings and opens the conversation with "Are you Mr So-and-So" or "Are you the owner of the house". What the hell has it got to do with them.

5) Condescending officials who address me as sir as in "Would you get out of the car, sir". What they're really saying is "I'm wearing a uniform, I've been granted power over you and I have the right to rub your fecking face in the dirt."

6) Traffic wardens and anyone else who deliberately sets out to make other folks' days a misery.

7) Bullies. I cannot cope with them in any form.

8) Bus drivers who think they own the roads and have no manners whatsoever.

9) People who blame others when they do something stupid.

10) People who get obscene amounts of money as a pay-off for failure.

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15) Condescending officials who address me as sir as in "Would you get out of the car, sir". What they're really saying is "I'm wearing a uniform, I've been granted power over you and I have the right to rub your fecking face in the dirt."

At least they're being polite. And what have you been doing to have officials asking you to get out of the car? No-one's ever asked me to do that

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1) Women drivers trying to find a parking spot to go shopping.

2) Golf partners who leave their telephone on. What the hell is so important it's worth ruining a game for?

3) Salespeople who ring at teatime. Selfish arseholes.

4) Anyone who rings and opens the conversation with "Are you Mr So-and-So" or "Are you the owner of the house". What the hell has it got to do with them.

5) Condescending officials who address me as sir as in "Would you get out of the car, sir". What they're really saying is "I'm wearing a uniform, I've been granted power over you and I have the right to rub your fecking face in the dirt."

6) Traffic wardens and anyone else who deliberately sets out to make other folks' days a misery.

7) Bullies. I cannot cope with them in any form.

8) Bus drivers who think they own the roads and have no manners whatsoever.

9) People who blame others when they do something stupid.

10) People who get obscene amounts of money as a pay-off for failure.

everything.....! :thumbup:

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6) Traffic wardens and anyone else who deliberately sets out to make other folks' days a misery.

DONT. START. THIS. AGAIN. YOU. PREJUDICED. OLD. BASTARD.

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So-called 'mates' who back out of pre-arranged plans but don't have the fecking courtesy or respect to actually tell you. No, no... it's fine... I don't mind finding out via someone else or just hanging around till it becomes abundantly clear that those plans are no longer happening.

:angry:

:banghead:

:mad:

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