Simi Posted 28 December 2007 Posted 28 December 2007 Clemence from the OS. And with this being the final home programme of the season, I thought we'd end 2007 with a little bit of light-hearted banter as I give you my alternative to the Sports Personality of the Year Awards here at the Walkers Stadium.Worst Dressed: Matty Fryatt and Levi Porter. Although Matty's tried hard to improve his fashion sense lately, he's still got a lot of work to do while I only ever see Levi in a tracksuit! Worst Banter: Marton Fulop - He's a quality but quiet lad but sometimes, and may be because of his Hungarian roots, it takes a while for the penny to drop! Best Banter: A few of the young lads like Sheehan, Stearman and Wesolowski like to think they are Jack the Lads but they haven't quite mastered the art of wit just yet. But at least they have a go I suppose. Worst Decision: There's only one winner here. Referee Phil Joslin's decision to send Patrick Kisnorbo of at Ipswich earlier this month. No-one could quite believe it. Most Impressive Result: Our Carling Cup third round victory at Aston Villa back in September or James Chambers buying a drink! Mr Clever: Richard Stearman - he's been doing well in the programme quiz and he's always quick to remind us how many GSCEs he's got. For the record it's 11! Sprint King: James Chambers - unless it's a race to the bar! DJ Campbell is pretty nippy as well, when he's not injured! Mr Puniverse: Alan Sheehan - He talks a good game but when he takes his top off you see that's he's got knitting needles for arms! Mr Clueless: Joe Mattock - this is an obvious one. He's only young and can be quite gullible at times. Worst Taste in Music: Patrick Kisnorbo & Paul Henderson - they listen to some kind of trance music on Skip's laptop and refuse to plug their earphones in! I sit near them. It must be an Australian thing! Biggest Moaner: DJ Campbell or Iain Hume - when they haven't scored for a while or they aren't getting the rib of the green on the pitch. Stuck in a Lift: Radostin Kishishev - Kish is always keen to tell you about every game he has ever played for Bulgaria so he'd certainly keep you awake! Best Lookalike: I'm struggling a bit here but don't you think Ashley Chambers looks a bit like F1 driver Lewis Hamilton? Also Mike Stowell pointed out the other day that our club secretary Andrew Neville resembled our Boxing Day referee Keith Hill!! Best in Training: Jimbo Wesolowski - he always gives 100% and trains like he plays in matches Best Follower of Fashion: Me! I've taken a bit of stick from the manager and players after stating I was fashion guru in the Hull City matchday programme. But I'm sticking by what I said - a few of the lads could learn a thing or two from my gear! Biggest Romantic: Jimbo Wesolowski again! A little birdie tells me that he walked out of the cinema the other night after watching just 25 minutes of 'Enchanted' with Al Sheehan and his other half! His missus was away at Uni at the time and had rung him just before he'd gone in to the screening to say that she really wanted to watch THAT film with him. Apparently, Jimbo felt so guilty that after some deliberation he got out of his seat and hot-footed it outside!! That's what I call true love! I know you've not had much to celebrate in 2007 but I'd ask for more of the same from you today as we look to win back-to-back home league games for the first time in over a year.Have a prosperous New Year and enjoy the match. Clem
Nath Posted 28 December 2007 Posted 28 December 2007 Stearman - 11 GCSE's I know! How he managed minus eleven i dont know
Cobbo Posted 28 December 2007 Posted 28 December 2007 GCSE's are graded A* - G let us not forget. Alan Sheehan has puney arms, poor lad.
Matt Posted 28 December 2007 Posted 28 December 2007 Stearman - 11 GCSE's I've got 11 G.C.S.E's FFS! If you enter and you get a grade you've got a GCSE - Doesn't have to be an A/B or anything.
City Fan Posted 28 December 2007 Posted 28 December 2007 Stearman - 11 GCSE's 11 GCSE's at grade G still class as 11 GCSE's...........
Koke Posted 28 December 2007 Posted 28 December 2007 Best Lookalike: I'm struggling a bit here but don't you think Ashley Chambers looks a bit like F1 driver Lewis Hamilton? Also Mike Stowell pointed out the other day that our club secretary Andrew Neville resembled our Boxing Day referee Keith Hill!! Its quite clear that Matty Fryatt and Sean St Ledger wins this.
Durnerz Posted 28 December 2007 Posted 28 December 2007 Its quite clear that Matty Fryatt and Sean St Ledger wins this. Or Stearman and a monkey of your choice.
Molson Canadian Posted 28 December 2007 Posted 28 December 2007 Most Impressive Result: Our Carling Cup third round victory at Aston Villa back in September or James Chambers buying a drink! Sprint King: James Chambers - unless it's a race to the bar! DJ Campbell is pretty nippy as well, when he's not injured! sounds like james chambers is the cheap guy at the bar who magically disappears to the washroom when it comes time to get a round in!
lildave3 Posted 28 December 2007 Posted 28 December 2007 Good read that. Didn't realise Chambers was about the quickest at the club
Flynny Posted 29 December 2007 Posted 29 December 2007 Seriously? He's quick when he gets going, his acceleration just isn't the best. I hope this is a sign of a bit of team spirit starting to build. Holloway probably suggested it or something but good to see.
Joe. Posted 29 December 2007 Posted 29 December 2007 Good read, nice to see something different being written instead of the same old cliches.
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