Raj Posted 7 February 2008 Posted 7 February 2008 PMSLI remember Ro- Land on Grange Hill saying a line similar to yours mate!! Right, Im off to actually make use of that god forsaken PS3 with a spot of Tiger Woods 2008. Roland was a fcuking Legend!!! :clap: I bet GeoV looks like Roland!!! P.S what the fcuk does PMSl mean???
FoxesFan100 Posted 7 February 2008 Posted 7 February 2008 Hmmm, my biggest cock-up could be when i was 5, my dad asked me to pass him a stappler, and as i did i pushed it down and stappled my thumb, it didnt hurt until i looked at my thumb and there was some blood, then i was crying me heart out Oh and the other Friday i was working at McDonalds and on my first shift i accepted a fake £20note and as the dumb fcuk i am i also took a 1Euro coin mistaking it for a £2 pound coin
Thracian Posted 7 February 2008 Author Posted 7 February 2008 My youngest son deserves a mention in here. He's 21 now but became something of a changed lad when he met his future fiance on the internet aged 17. Suddenly our relatively sheltered live-now-save-later lad announced that he was flying to New Mexico to meet this girl and handed me two plane tickets, bought and paid for, so he "couldn't change his mind". My reaction was a story in itself but true to form, on the eve of his flight he packed his case and duly "wondered" if I'd run him down to Gatwick airport. I doubt it's changed but the trip to Gatwick was a tiresome trawl through miles of road works and speed cameras, and, with his check in being 8-00am it meant a return in rush hour traffic that I really didn't relish. My solution was simple. I'd drive him down at midnight, he could have a kip before departure and I could get back before the rush started. Everything went swimmingly and it was only the grace of God that, when I finally dropped him at the airport he decided to check his luggage - to find he'd left his passport at home. I thought he was joking. Who ever prepares for a trip abroad without packing their passport? But no. Check, check and recheck....no passport. He knew what he'd done, knew where it was - and we were heading home. Five years on, with the pair still together, I wonder what might have been had I not taken him down so early. As it was we rushed back to Leicestershire, grabbed the passport and I ran him across to Wellingborough for a 5.30 train which got him down to Gatwick just in time for check in. He enjoyed the trip of a lifetime and many more since. But we laugh about how he almost blew it on day one. .
FoxesFan100 Posted 7 February 2008 Posted 7 February 2008 My youngest son deserves a mention in here. He's 21 now but became something of a changed lad when he met his future fiance on the internet aged 17. Suddenly our relatively sheltered live-now-save-later lad announced that he was flying to New Mexico to meet this girl and handed me two plane tickets, bought and paid for, so he "couldn't change his mind". My reaction was a story in itself but true to form, on the eve of his flight he packed his case and duly "wondered" if I'd run him down to Gatwick airport. I doubt it's changed but the trip to Gatwick was a tiresome trawl through miles of road works and speed cameras, and, with his check in being 8-00am it meant a return in rush hour traffic that I really didn't relish. My solution was simple. I'd drive him down at midnight, he could have a kip before departure and I could get back before the rush started. Everything went swimmingly and it was only the grace of God that, when I finally dropped him at the airport he decided to check his luggage - to find he'd left his passport at home. I thought he was joking. Who ever prepares for a trip abroad without packing their passport? But no. Check, check and recheck....no passport. He knew what he'd done, knew where it was - and we were heading home. Five years on, with the pair still together, I wonder what might have been had I not taken him down so early. As it was we rushed back to Leicestershire, grabbed the passport and I ran him across to Wellingborough for a 5.30 train which got him down to Gatwick just in time for check in. He enjoyed the trip of a lifetime and many more since. But we laugh about how he almost blew in on day one. . Such a touching story of love. awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww And stupidity, your son sounds like a cool person forgetting a passport, almost like me forgetting to put the rubbish out on tuesday which i did, and we have loads of rubbish bags, my dad spazzed out at me No really im glad it worked out eventually
Thracian Posted 8 February 2008 Author Posted 8 February 2008 Such a touching story of love. awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwAnd stupidity, your son sounds like a cool person forgetting a passport, almost like me forgetting to put the rubbish out on tuesday which i did, and we have loads of rubbish bags, my dad spazzed out at me No really im glad it worked out eventually He's cool - it runs in the family aong the kids cos his cousin got lost in Disneyland Paris and caused the family to miss their flight home. Memorable night really cos the next flight out after his got hi-jacked.
Geo V Posted 8 February 2008 Posted 8 February 2008 Roland was a fcuking Legend!!! :clap: I bet GeoV looks like Roland!!! P.S what the fcuk does PMSl mean??? I am carry a pound or two extra but wouldnt say I have reached the heights of Roland shape! BTW PMSL means Pissing myself laughing. Oh yeah, this is "Roland" as he looks today (do you recognize the dude on the left as well??!!)....
FoxesFan100 Posted 8 February 2008 Posted 8 February 2008 Isnt that Wayne Mardel...the darts player???????????????????
Geo V Posted 8 February 2008 Posted 8 February 2008 Isnt that Wayne Mardel...the darts player??????????????????? Oooh its good but its not quite right. He looks like he is taking a dump for some reason
Flexx Posted 8 February 2008 Posted 8 February 2008 I met this girl on the internet, and it turned out she was quite nice. In the end we were going out and everthing was sorted... until this girl from work came onto me. A few weeks later i was alternating one, one day and the other the next. Bad mistake, as it turned out the 2 girls were actually old friends. One girl spoke to the other about me and found out i was seeing both at the same time.
Master Fox Posted 8 February 2008 Posted 8 February 2008 I met this girl on the internet, and it turned out she was quite nice. In the end we were going out and everthing was sorted... until this girl from work came onto me. A few weeks later i was alternating one, one day and the other the next. Bad mistake, as it turned out the 2 girls were actually old friends. One girl spoke to the other about me and found out i was seeing both at the same time. SURE!!!!!
Foxhateram Posted 8 February 2008 Posted 8 February 2008 I met this girl on the internet, and it turned out she was quite nice. In the end we were going out and everthing was sorted... until this girl from work came onto me. A few weeks later i was alternating one, one day and the other the next. Bad mistake, as it turned out the 2 girls were actually old friends. One girl spoke to the other about me and found out i was seeing both at the same time. Are you from Eastenders? Dont double time, you double timing plonker!!! u got what was coming to you.
Tommy G Posted 8 February 2008 Posted 8 February 2008 I played ''FU CK OFF'' roulette on my phone once when I was pissed. You type in ''fu ck off'' in a text message then press send and then scroll down with your eyes closed through your phonebook and pick a number at random.. Sent it through to my step mum - she wasn't best impressed to say the least
Alexikokopops Posted 8 February 2008 Posted 8 February 2008 I played ''FU CK OFF'' roulette on my phone once when I was pissed.You type in ''fu ck off'' in a text message then press send and then scroll down with your eyes closed through your phonebook and pick a number at random.. Sent it through to my step mum - she wasn't best impressed to say the least Haven;t played that since I sent one to my landlord last year.
Tommy G Posted 8 February 2008 Posted 8 February 2008 Haven;t played that since I sent one to my landlord last year. It seems a great idea when your pissed, not neccessarily the morning after though..
wirralsimon Posted 8 February 2008 Posted 8 February 2008 I am carry a pound or two extra but wouldnt say I have reached the heights of Roland shape!BTW PMSL means Pissing myself laughing. Oh yeah, this is "Roland" as he looks today (do you recognize the dude on the left as well??!!).... Looks like Zammo to me....
Tommeh Posted 8 February 2008 Posted 8 February 2008 Quite a few drunken texts to women. Needless, stupid and down right embarrasing especially when she shows her mates!
Raj Posted 8 February 2008 Posted 8 February 2008 Looks like Zammo to me.... Zammo and fcuking Fatty Roland!! Remember the Black Girl who used to follow Roland around and say stuff like"but im worried about you Rollllllandddd" Oh GREAT times. Sorry im remenising!!!
lildave3 Posted 8 February 2008 Posted 8 February 2008 Zammo and fcuking Fatty Roland!!Remember the Black Girl who used to follow Roland around and say stuff like"but im worried about you Rollllllandddd" Oh GREAT times. Sorry im remenising!!! I'm glad I watched Laws of The PLayground last week otherwise i'd have no idea what you were going about.
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