Fez of Mahrez Posted 27 February 2008 Posted 27 February 2008 Hush now baby don't you cry Olly's gonna sing you a lullaby And if that lullaby's off-tune Olly's gonna blame Iain Hume And if we're still bad when he don't play Olly's gonna blame us playing away And if that excuse still brings tears Olly's gonna blame the last few years And if Olly decides they are blame-free Olly's gonna blame the referee And if that plan brings up a hitch Olly's gonna blame our awful pitch And when he can't blame that no more Olly's gonna blame our whole back four And if the pain still hasn't healed Olly's gonna blame our whole midfield And if the midfield pass the buck Olly's gonna blame our rotten luck And when all our bad luck has passed Olly might look at himself at last
James. Posted 27 February 2008 Posted 27 February 2008 Superb. I really hope it somehow makes its way to Holloway's office.
Zingari Posted 27 February 2008 Posted 27 February 2008 brilliant for the benefit of anyone who may not know the tune is "mockingbird"
Master Fox Posted 27 February 2008 Posted 27 February 2008 I don’t know whether to laugh or cry...? Nice work though.
Rodders Posted 27 February 2008 Posted 27 February 2008 I don’t know whether to laugh or cry...? Nice work though. Is that video of the triple/long jumper real? Where/when's it from?
MattyFryatt Posted 27 February 2008 Posted 27 February 2008 MUHAHAHA HAHAHHAHA HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHH AHHAHAHHAHHAHHA
Zingari Posted 27 February 2008 Posted 27 February 2008 it does seem now that the tide has changed with regard to any criticism or mockery of IH it seems like only a very few weeks since any attack on IH was fiercely scorned upon by most FT posters just a thought
Exiled Posted 27 February 2008 Posted 27 February 2008 Very nice, although I don't know why you would spend time writing about such a waster
essexfox Posted 27 February 2008 Posted 27 February 2008 genius Ollie here, thank you for that wonderful piece, a lullaby that nearly sent me to sleep, usually I leave that to the lads on a Saturday. No, it brought a tear to my eye, I love this place. You know I love all the metaphysical stuff, Keats, Shelley, Pam Ayres is my favourite. Dont worry about the excuses, I've got a few gooduns left, have I blamed Plymuff yet? And then I can start on the lies. No only joking, or am I, to be honest I cant tell anymore when I am telling the truth, I'll ask the missus. They say a couple more defeats and it may be the old heave ho, well spring's coming so plenty of gardening and a fat pay cheque for the muppet. Woof day!
Super Arj Posted 27 February 2008 Posted 27 February 2008 FEZ YOU ARE A LEGEND :thumbsup: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
MC Prussian Posted 27 February 2008 Posted 27 February 2008 Genius. Just wake me up before you go-go.
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