The People's Hero Posted 3 April 2008 Posted 3 April 2008 UPDATE. TEXTOLOGY. Alex and I (Alexikokopops - him - not me) have been TEXTUALISING. Now. I'm a big fan of the dressing gown. But he just brought the smoking jacket to the (metaphorical) table. Kudos, I say. But how THAT has upset the (proverbial) apple-cart. Blow me. Do you know what? The tweed smoking jacket with mis-matched elbow patches has it. TEXTOMORPHOSIS. The text message has evolved - I have proof. My phone can do PICTURE messages. It's like when a pokemon evolves, only real.
Dr The Singh Posted 3 April 2008 Posted 3 April 2008 UPDATE.TEXTOLOGY. Alex and I (Alexikokopops - him - not me) have been TEXTUALISING. Now. I'm a big fan of the dressing gown. But he just brought the smoking jacket to the (metaphorical) table. Kudos, I say. But how THAT has upset the (proverbial) apple-cart. Blow me. Do you know what? The tweed smoking jacket with mis-matched elbow patches has it. TEXTOMORPHOSIS. The text message has evolved - I have proof. My phone can do PICTURE messages. It's like when a pokemon evolves, only real. Have you tried TEXTSEX, it's even better with a tweed jacket and some mocassins!!!!
Thracian Posted 3 April 2008 Posted 3 April 2008 Have you tried TEXTSEX, it's even better with a tweed jacket and some mocassins!!!! All that textosterone gets you going I suppose!
Koke Posted 3 April 2008 Posted 3 April 2008 Guess what? I don't understand You better off not understanding these lot - Trust me on that.
Thracian Posted 3 April 2008 Posted 3 April 2008 I know. Sounds like you've cornered the market in Textual Favours.
Master Fox Posted 3 April 2008 Posted 3 April 2008 Sounds like you've cornered the market in Textual Favours. Not quite.
Guest Posted 3 April 2008 Posted 3 April 2008 I'm sorry, but The Cheeky Girls look like blokes in drag.
AoWW Posted 3 April 2008 Posted 3 April 2008 I'm sorry, but The Cheeky Girls look like blokes in drag. Much as it pains me to say it, that seems quite harsh on the majority of blokes.
Zingari Posted 3 April 2008 Posted 3 April 2008 Much as it pains me to say it, that seems quite harsh on the majority of blokes. when has that ever bothered a woman
Thracian Posted 3 April 2008 Posted 3 April 2008 I'm sorry, but The Cheeky Girls look like blokes in drag. Frightening. You're just not safe without perfect eyesight these days! Reminds me of a mate from Peterborough who had a real bad day in France. Crashed his roller five minutes after driving off the ferry, took the train to St Tropez while the motor was relayed home, spent a whole evening plying some beauty with champagne only to discover several hours and a wallet full of money later that his "prospective consolation" was a tranny. Don't think he ever quite lived it down.
Zingari Posted 3 April 2008 Posted 3 April 2008 Frightening. You're just not safe without perfect eyesight these days! Reminds me of a mate from Peterborough who had a real bad day in France. Crashed his roller five minutes after driving off the ferry, took the train to St Tropez while the motor was relayed home, spent a whole evening plying some beauty with champagne only to discover several hours and a wallet full of money later that his "prospective consolation" was a tranny. Don't think he ever quite lived it down. by "TRANNY" , do you mean she was from Transylvania ? cos. that's where the cheeky girls come from
lildave3 Posted 3 April 2008 Posted 3 April 2008 I think he means transistor radios. Transit van surely?
James. Posted 3 April 2008 Posted 3 April 2008 Transit van surely? He actually means a Transformer. Got her up the bedroom and then she reformed herself into an 8 foot rubber dildo. Some consolation eh...
The People's Hero Posted 3 April 2008 Author Posted 3 April 2008 He actually means a Transformer.Got her up the bedroom and then she reformed herself into an 8 foot rubber dildo. Some consolation eh... JtB - you're as mad as a bag of badgers mate.
The People's Hero Posted 4 April 2008 Author Posted 4 April 2008 She smoked in my bed cos she thought it would annoy me, But I love to see the girl smoke in my bed.
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