Master Fox Posted 2 May 2008 Posted 2 May 2008 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7379554.stm An Antarctic fur seal has been observed trying to have sex with a king penguin.
Dr The Singh Posted 2 May 2008 Posted 2 May 2008 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7379554.stmAn Antarctic fur seal has been observed trying to have sex with a king penguin. Is he in Stoke or Leicester this weekend?????
Master Fox Posted 2 May 2008 Author Posted 2 May 2008 Is he in Stoke or Leicester this weekend????? Leicester. Market Street so I hear.
Dr The Singh Posted 2 May 2008 Posted 2 May 2008 Leicester. Market Street so I hear. Great, i'll invite to our sess at Mandela Park, maybe he can come 'on the pull' with us, he'll fit right in!!!
Master Fox Posted 2 May 2008 Author Posted 2 May 2008 Great, i'll invite to our sess at Mandela Park, maybe he can come 'on the pull' with us, he'll fit right in!!! Do you know any hot penguins he can rape?
Dr The Singh Posted 2 May 2008 Posted 2 May 2008 Do you know any hot penguins he can rape? Errrrr, we could take him Twycross Zoo!!!
Master Fox Posted 2 May 2008 Author Posted 2 May 2008 Errrrr, we could take him Twycross Zoo!!! I don't know where that is? Just dress Minjeet up in a penguin costume and rub him down with fish paste, he'll have to do.
Dr The Singh Posted 2 May 2008 Posted 2 May 2008 I don't know where that is? Just dress Minjeet up in a penguin costume and rub him down with fish paste, he'll have to do. Great Idea No need rubbing Minjeet with fish, Minjeet always smells of fish, it's a win win situation, the sex pest gets a rape, and Minjeet gets to lick something fishy!!
Chimp Posted 2 May 2008 Posted 2 May 2008 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7379554.stmAn Antarctic fur seal has been observed trying to have sex with a king penguin. I'm just a little concerned at what Google search you must have done to find that page.
Master Fox Posted 2 May 2008 Author Posted 2 May 2008 Great IdeaNo need rubbing Minjeet with fish, Minjeet always smells of fish, it's a win win situation, the sex pest gets a rape, and Minjeet gets to lick something fishy!! :laugh: :laugh: I'm just a little concerned at what Google search you must have done to find that page. South African Penguin porn.
Bellend Sebastian Posted 2 May 2008 Posted 2 May 2008 ANCIENT ESKIMO/AA MAN JOKE ALERT Eskimo: What's wrong with my motor then? AA Man: It looks like you've blown a seal, mate Eskimo: That's just frost round my lips copyright 1978
Flynny Posted 2 May 2008 Posted 2 May 2008 ANCIENT ESKIMO/AA MAN JOKE ALERTEskimo: What's wrong with my motor then? AA Man: It looks like you've blown a seal, mate Eskimo: That's just frost round my lips copyright 1978 Funny anyway. Very.
Daggers Posted 2 May 2008 Posted 2 May 2008 ...and yet whenever I try to indulge in a little "play-mating" I end up having to explain everything to the Judge. Again! It seems like it's one law for aquatic-based mammals and another for the rest of us.
Tommy G Posted 2 May 2008 Posted 2 May 2008 Why the seal attempted to have sex with the penguin is unclear. But the scientists who photographed the event speculate that it was the behaviour of a frustrated, sexually inexperienced young male seal.
Zingari Posted 2 May 2008 Posted 2 May 2008 After 45 minutes the seal gave up, swam into the water and then completely ignored the bird ok admit it fellas , who has not done this in the past
AoWW Posted 2 May 2008 Posted 2 May 2008 Why the seal attempted to have sex with the penguin is unclear. But the scientists who photographed the event speculate that it was the behaviour of a frustrated, sexually inexperienced young male seal. Good to see you can relate to this.
MC Prussian Posted 2 May 2008 Posted 2 May 2008 I'd rather have the seal "attack" a penguin, as long as it doesn't swim somewhere near the River Rhine... I heard those fellas can be quite intimidating when it comes to size.
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