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Aagggh, i have toothache, it's horrible, this numb dull pain near the back of my mouth!

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I have issues with my teeth. Although the 4 for a £1 coke cans at the newsagents, bought every day, doesn't help. I've never really thought twice about the state of my teeth. I guess it's one of those things where when middle aged i'll look back and think 'shit wish i still had me real teeth'.

I tried to use mouthwash, but discovered it has something like 2/3% alcohol in, and being a teenage male ended up downing the lot.

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I have issues with my teeth. Although the 4 for a £1 coke cans at the newsagents, bought every day, doesn't help. I've never really thought twice about the state of my teeth. I guess it's one of those things where when middle aged i'll look back and think 'shit wish i still had me real teeth'.

I tried to use mouthwash, but discovered it has something like 2/3% alcohol in, and being a teenage male ended up downing the lot.

You seriously drink 4 cans of coke a day?! :laugh: :o

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I can knock it out for you if you want?

You couldn't knock a wank out. :unsure:

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I have issues with my teeth. Although the 4 for a £1 coke cans at the newsagents, bought every day, doesn't help. I've never really thought twice about the state of my teeth. I guess it's one of those things where when middle aged i'll look back and think 'shit wish i still had me real teeth'.

I tried to use mouthwash, but discovered it has something like 2/3% alcohol in, and being a teenage male ended up downing the lot.

Hang on mate. Are you suggesting thats normal teenage behaviour? lol

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You seriously drink 4 cans of coke a day?! :laugh: :o

That's nothing, I often knock out double that.

But this is me, and the unhealthiest diet in the world. :cool:

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You seriously drink 4 cans of coke a day?! :laugh: :o

Well, 2 pepsi's, a pepsi max and a 7 up.

Hang on mate. Are you suggesting thats normal teenage behaviour? lol

No, but that is my chat-up line.

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Well, 2 pepsi's, a pepsi max and a 7 up.

That is seriously bad. Pop isnt even that nice. Get a good glass of robinsons down ya! lol

Not sure. I still suck my thumb. Does that count as normal?

If you're over 5, which i know you are, then no. You have issues my friend! :P

Mouthwash though? Surely it wasnt particularly tasty?

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Aagggh, i have toothache, it's horrible, this numb dull pain near the back of my mouth!

Bizarre, 'strange-but-true' fact about me - i'm a fully qualified horse dentist. I'll take a look at the FT match if you want?!

equinedental.jpg

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Bizarre, 'strange-but-true' fact about me - i'm a fully qualified horse dentist. I'll take a look at the FT match if you want?!

equinedental.jpg

You will do anything to get the latest news from the horse mouth..... :crylaugh::unsure:

*Exits foxestalk through back door*

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Do i look like a fricking horse? It's right at the back anyway.

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Do i look like a fricking horse? It's right at the back anyway.

If I can see to the back of a horses mouth i can see to the back of yours! :P

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Aagggh, i have toothache, it's horrible, this numb dull pain near the back of my mouth!

Best advice i can give you is get someone to kick you in the knackers.

The pain in your genital area will make you forget about your toothache!!!! :D

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Do i look like a fricking horse? It's right at the back anyway.

No, but rumour has it you're hu................................... *oops - adjusts halo* :ph34r::whistle:;)

:blush:

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I've got quite a big todger.

yeah, yeah.... :yawn::whistle:

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Might be big but it smells like shi....

Ah.

Actually, might not be the best thing to say! :P

:laugh: Keep digging.... :giggle:

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