General Smuts Posted 20 May 2008 Posted 20 May 2008 Tommorrow i shall be dressing up as a superhero for the missus' birthday. I have me a delightful blue cape but fook all else. Does anyone have any ideas for an oufit and a superhero name. The best one will win as im completely open to all manner of twatish ideas. PS. Tights are a neccesity.
Lillehamring Posted 20 May 2008 Posted 20 May 2008 why don't you wear the blue cape and your city shirt and just go as the 'cape of no hope'... which, strictly speaking is more of a geography pun than a super hero. failing that, my ex-flat mate used to occasionally find himself wrapped in just his duvet, which he would open and proclaim himself to be 'duvet man' ...well, that's as twattish as i can muster.
General Smuts Posted 20 May 2008 Author Posted 20 May 2008 Im actually considering just a pair of y fronts and a blue cape at the moment!
Fox You Forest Posted 20 May 2008 Posted 20 May 2008 Just put the tights over your face and go as a bank robber.
General Smuts Posted 20 May 2008 Author Posted 20 May 2008 Aslong as we get to see the pictures Have i ever let you down! I have facebook expecially to cater to my every snap happy need!
Tabou Posted 20 May 2008 Posted 20 May 2008 Tommorrow i shall be dressing up as a superhero for the missus' birthday. I have me a delightful blue cape but fook all else.Does anyone have any ideas for an oufit and a superhero name. The best one will win as im completely open to all manner of twatish ideas. PS. Tights are a neccesity. Two Words.... "Pappa" "Smurff" Giggerty!
General Smuts Posted 20 May 2008 Author Posted 20 May 2008 Two Words...."Pappa" "Smurff" Giggerty! Does he wear a cape though? And are you actually relating to a cock across the nose also known as 'Smurfing'?
Tabou Posted 20 May 2008 Posted 20 May 2008 Does he wear a cape though? And are you actually relating to a cock across the nose also known as 'Smurfing'? I just think you should dress up as him, she as her, then give her a PROPER roasting. Just like the smurffs do. Although dont let all teh others have a go. As the smurffs do....
General Smuts Posted 20 May 2008 Author Posted 20 May 2008 I just think you should dress up as him, she as her, then give her a PROPER roasting. Just like the smurffs do. Although dont let all teh others have a go. As the smurffs do.... You like?
General Smuts Posted 20 May 2008 Author Posted 20 May 2008 I am the proud owner of a Bananaman costume. Im too skint to buy one, i wanted to be bananaman! Second choice to Dangermouse and Hong Kong Phoey who are both debateable superheroes.
Daggers Posted 20 May 2008 Posted 20 May 2008 I am the proud owner of a Bananaman costume. Most boys cease being show-offs about carrying contraceptives when they are 15.
James. Posted 20 May 2008 Posted 20 May 2008 Most boys cease being show-offs about carrying contraceptives when they are 15. A bend to the left is normal, right?
Daggers Posted 20 May 2008 Posted 20 May 2008 A bend to the left is normal, right? But that yellowy discolouration certainly is not.
l444ry Posted 20 May 2008 Posted 20 May 2008 Britains foxes violated by Invisible Man! Britain's wildlife has been turned into a disturbing national house of fornication by The Invisible Man. The superhero, known mainly for being anally abused himself during a delightful misunderstanding with Superman, has been linked with several offences in the past which have led to his pervertuous reputation, a jury at the Old Bailey heard yesterday. The Invisible Man's defence lawyer, Trevor Johnson stated not long ago: "My client totally dismisses these allegations. These incidents could have been acted out by several other people (possibly one of the Invisible Man's illegitimate children) and he is willing to defend his innocence." Happy camper Brendan Murray, said: "I was just photographing the female showerblock on the campsite, to use as an example of modern out-house architecture of course, when suddenly a fox began to jiggle in mid-air right next to me. It was horrible, it was panting and everything!" Mr Murray's statement was taken by the police and led to the arrest of the Invisible Man. The trial, which is his fourth linked to molesting charges, is due to begin in the new year.
Alexikokopops Posted 21 May 2008 Posted 21 May 2008 Pop down Woolworths and buy yourself a kids outfit. You could be Superman or even C-3PO (I'm not sure where my mangina appeared from)
General Smuts Posted 21 May 2008 Author Posted 21 May 2008 Im going as Raj's alter ego - TWATMAN! Im rocking pink leggings under pink socks and bright purple boxers. Flourescent blue tee with a black 'T' on it and a blue cape with a black mask. Accessorized with white plimsolls and a pink and green belt. I may or may not rock out some pink sweatbands too. I look fit.
Ashley Posted 21 May 2008 Posted 21 May 2008 I am the proud owner of a Bananaman costume. Did you wear this in Nblock agaisnt Sheff Wed?
Fox You Forest Posted 21 May 2008 Posted 21 May 2008 Did you wear this in Nblock agaisnt Sheff Wed? i saw him too he stood at the top of the stairway after the game had finished for a little while.
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