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Good looking people who spend their life outside of abercrombie looking good and looking down their perfectly positioned noses at you.

Theres nothing good looking about Abercrombie.

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Theres nothing good looking about Abercrombie.

Oh there is. It's the label inside the troosers that say they are your size, but then fall down when you put them on. That looks absolutely bloody fantastic to me.

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You haven't got any weight to lose!! You'd be into negative body status if you lost weight!!

I've actually put some weight on since I last saw you, thank you very much. :cool:

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I've actually put some weight on since I last saw you, thank you very much. :cool:

People who can afford to put on weight grind my gears. >_<

Love ya really! :P

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People who can afford to put on weight grind my gears. >_<

Love ya really! :P

I know so. :thumbup:

I was the fat kid in school though, believe it or not. :giggle:

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I know so. :thumbup:

I was the fat kid in school though, believe it or not. :giggle:

I can, actually. That was me! It's funny, looking through facebook and Friends Reunited how much it has gone the other way. All those girls who took the piss out of me for being chubby, and for being physically underdeveloped are now fat, saggy and really old looking. :giggle:

Not that I'm bitter, or anything. :unsure:

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Neighbours.

Having been reported by the neighbour who put the mental into Environmental Health, he's now on a new kick...dog noise.

He claims the dog woofs all day, every day. It doesn't.

When he bangs on the wall the dog woofs and so the easy solution would be for him to not bang on the wall, you reckon? Not enough for him though, he has to threaten us with the council.

Fvcking twat.

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Neighbours.

Having been reported by the neighbour who put the mental into Environmental Health, he's now on a new kick...dog noise.

He claims the dog woofs all day, every day. It doesn't.

When he bangs on the wall the dog woofs and so the easy solution would be for him to not bang on the wall, you reckon? Not enough for him though, he has to threaten us with the council.

Fvcking twat.

Is that the same neighbour that copped the baked beans on his lawn.

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Is that the same neighbour that copped the baked beans on his lawn.

That was Ric's neighbour, not mine :thumbup:

We've been nothing but sweetness and light to them - and I suspect the cvnt has been poisoning my dog too...twice in the last two weeks he has eaten something bad enough to have laid him up ill for a couple of days at a time.

We can't allow him into the garden unsupervised now just in case the willy puller has lobbed more poisoned food into the garden.

The dog is seriously placid, it is simply ridiculous to claim he makes excessive noise. When I was confined to bed, I was locked in the room for two days and he didn't know I was there...no a dicky bird.

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My new neighbours have a dog that is currently barking like mad... :unsure:

Do you live near me?

Because my neighbours' b*stard mutt was howling until gone midnight.

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Engineering maths stuff

In training, some rugby players pull a loaded sled across a level grass field a distance of 20 m. The total weight of the sled and its load is 14,700 N. The players exert a force of 5000N at an angle of 36.9 above the horizontal. There is a friction force of 3500N opposing the motion. Find the work done by each force acting on the sled and the total work done.

What the fuck?

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Draw a diagram! If I learnt anything from Mechanics at A Level it's draw a diagram.

The same rule applies to explaining sexual positions to your beloved.

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Engineering maths stuff

What the fuck?

Ah yes, i remember questions like these from the mechanics module of A level maths. Can't remember the diagram and formula though. :giggle:

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Neighbours.

Having been reported by the neighbour who put the mental into Environmental Health, he's now on a new kick...dog noise.

He claims the dog woofs all day, every day. It doesn't.

When he bangs on the wall the dog woofs and so the easy solution would be for him to not bang on the wall, you reckon? Not enough for him though, he has to threaten us with the council.

Fvcking twat.

Neighbours can make or break you!

Our new neighbours are great and even apologised for making drilling noises when erecting wardrobes.

I had to apologise for a crying baby all night!!

But we have a 'family' 2 doors down who seem to think they own the Rd.

Noisey and no regard for others(ie parking all over the place and their mates parking in front of dropped curbs,hence blocking people in!) isnt funny...it proves you are an inbred! :angry:

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Neighbours can make or break you!

Our new neighbours are great and even apologised for making drilling noises when erecting wardrobes.

I had to apologise for a crying baby all night!!

But we have a 'family' 2 doors down who seem to think they own the Rd.

Noisey and no regard for others(ie parking all over the place and their mates parking in front of dropped curbs,hence blocking people in!) isnt funny...it proves you are an inbred! :angry:

My neighbours got drunk and cut my hair into a mullet.

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# Neighbours, everybody needs good Neighbours

With a little understanding, you can find the perfect blend

Neighbours, should be there for one another

That's when good Neighbours become good friends #

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My neighbours got drunk and cut my hair into a mullet.

but your neighbours are probably drunken studenst....just like you(were!!!!)

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