stez Posted 2 July 2008 Posted 2 July 2008 I've fluked meself and interview for a year long placement at Nissan in Hertfordshire but i no bugger all about cars or the company itself.Does anybody know anything at all about Nissan that would make me look good? Or at least as good as a twat like me could ? my old micra was nice, but you get zero road respect. PM your email address (I've forgotten it and I can't check it on MSN at work). I'll send you a SWOT analysis of the company which should help.It includes a company overview, key facts, strengths, weaknesses, opportunities and threats. can you come and do my job for me please? Driving a 350Z is far preferable to having sex. i know nothing about either
Raj Posted 2 July 2008 Posted 2 July 2008 I've fluked meself and interview for a year long placement at Nissan in Hertfordshire but i no bugger all about cars or the company itself.Does anybody know anything at all about Nissan that would make me look good? Or at least as good as a twat like me could ? My Dad had this Nissan in the 70's(They were called Datsun back then!) Daggers might remeber them....Datsun Cherry.....Cool.... P.S seems funny how its just been parked in the middle of a street with no driver in it!!!! I have to agree - I'd much rather drive whatever car that is than have sex with men.Raj on the other hand... I dont understand ......But i take it you want sex with me in a car????
Daggers Posted 2 July 2008 Posted 2 July 2008 I would like it understood that I knows nothing about Raj's cherry.
Raj Posted 2 July 2008 Posted 2 July 2008 I would like it understood that I knows nothing about Raj's cherry. Not my Cherry...it was my Dads cherry!!!!
Guest Posted 3 July 2008 Posted 3 July 2008 Driving a 350Z is far preferable to having sex. Wasn't that designed by a guy from Leicester?
Daggers Posted 3 July 2008 Posted 3 July 2008 Wasn't that designed by a guy from Leicester? Claiming we invented sex? Well, I guess that is one way to describe Megson's football.
General Smuts Posted 3 July 2008 Author Posted 3 July 2008 Cheers for all the help, drop some knowledge about the 350Z and sex. They loved it. Will let y'all know if i get it.
Guest Posted 4 July 2008 Posted 4 July 2008 Claiming we invented sex? Well, I guess that is one way to describe Megson's football. I meant the 350Z I've no idea who invented sex, I'm gonna hazard a guess that they weren't from Leicester though
General Smuts Posted 28 July 2008 Author Posted 28 July 2008 Everyone go out and buy yourself a Nissan! Cos i only got the flipping job, well a job i didn't get the one i applied for the opened up a new position for me. NISSAN YOU BEAUTY!
Floating Fox Posted 28 July 2008 Posted 28 July 2008 Well done mate Does this mean an end to your pikey ways?
General Smuts Posted 28 July 2008 Author Posted 28 July 2008 Well done mate Does this mean an end to your pikey ways? Does it bollocks! Im on 15 and a half grand a year now! It means MORE pissed up fun times! WAHEY!
AoWW Posted 28 July 2008 Posted 28 July 2008 Everyone go out and buy yourself a Nissan!Cos i only got the flipping job, well a job i didn't get the one i applied for the opened up a new position for me. NISSAN YOU BEAUTY! Congratulations. Can you get me a GT-R please? PM me and I'll tell you where to deliver it to. Ta muchley.
Alexikokopops Posted 28 July 2008 Posted 28 July 2008 Jesus wept, we've both managed to get employed. Ridiculous.
General Smuts Posted 28 July 2008 Author Posted 28 July 2008 Congratulations. Can you get me a GT-R please? PM me and I'll tell you where to deliver it to. Ta muchley. I hope i get a company car. PM me your bank details and ill send you one right over
Alexikokopops Posted 28 July 2008 Posted 28 July 2008 Jesus wept, we've both managed to get employed. Ridiculous. By the way, did the SWOT analysis help?
General Smuts Posted 28 July 2008 Author Posted 28 July 2008 By the way, did the SWOT analysis help? It was the deal breaker!
Alexikokopops Posted 28 July 2008 Posted 28 July 2008 It was the deal breaker! Excellent, I'm pretty sure you owe me a car now.
General Smuts Posted 28 July 2008 Author Posted 28 July 2008 Excellent, I'm pretty sure you owe me a car now. Will you settle for a pint? By the way im gonna be a bit late on Satdee cos im not finished work till 11.
Alexikokopops Posted 28 July 2008 Posted 28 July 2008 Will you settle for a pint?By the way im gonna be a bit late on Satdee cos im not finished work till 11. I heard about this. Foolish. What time is the last train to Leicester? You might know better than me. Also, since it's your birthday after MK Dons I am likely to stay around for some drinks. Lovely stuff.
Wycombe Fox Posted 28 July 2008 Posted 28 July 2008 In 1974 they set up their fist car division... That car would bring tears to your eyes!
Floating Fox Posted 28 July 2008 Posted 28 July 2008 That car would bring tears to your eyes! 1974 Beetle?
General Smuts Posted 28 July 2008 Author Posted 28 July 2008 I heard about this. Foolish. What time is the last train to Leicester? You might know better than me. Also, since it's your birthday after MK Dons I am likely to stay around for some drinks. Lovely stuff. Research leads me to believe that the last train back from St Pancras is at 10 past 10. However as i shall now be quitting my job i may have the sunday off
Alexikokopops Posted 28 July 2008 Posted 28 July 2008 Research leads me to believe that the last train back from St Pancras is at 10 past 10.However as i shall now be quitting my job i may have the sunday off Then I feel that you should quit your job, come to Reading after London on Saturday, persuade Fez to do so too, and then persuade him that he wants to pay for my petrol to come up to the match via his house so that he can get changed if he fancies it. Everyone's a winner. Especially me.
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