General Smuts Posted 28 July 2008 Author Posted 28 July 2008 Then I feel that you should quit your job, come to Reading after London on Saturday, persuade Fez to do so too, and then persuade him that he wants to pay for my petrol to come up to the match via his house so that he can get changed if he fancies it. Everyone's a winner. Especially me. For you my precious i will make this happen. Well the Fez bits out of my hands but the rest ill get on.
Daggers Posted 28 July 2008 Posted 28 July 2008 No wonder the country is going to rack and ruin when long-haired students walk into jobs like this. I blame Gordon Brown.
Thracian Posted 28 July 2008 Posted 28 July 2008 I've fluked meself and interview for a year long placement at Nissan in Hertfordshire but i no bugger all about cars or the company itself.Does anybody know anything at all about Nissan that would make me look good? Or at least as good as a twat like me could ? You sure they make cars, and about that spelling! Otherwise you might have to know about these... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nissen_hut
General Smuts Posted 2 April 2009 Author Posted 2 April 2009 I've fluked meself and interview for a year long placement at Nissan in Hertfordshire but i no bugger all about cars or the company itself.Does anybody know anything at all about Nissan that would make me look good? Or at least as good as a twat like me could ? HAAHAHAHAHA. Still can't believe i have this job. Driving a 350Z is far preferable to having sex. The 370z is even more spectacularlar. Especially when all 4 wheels are off the floor. I think i left my stomach on the alpine circuit at Millbrook. Congratulations. Can you get me a GT-R please? PM me and I'll tell you where to deliver it to. Ta muchley. You still want one? Cos i fooking well do. Its such a fooking good car its unreal. Its like the starship enterprise inside as well!
General Smuts Posted 2 April 2009 Author Posted 2 April 2009 Nissan Pixo. So much fun its unreal, going to start at under £6k and im starting saving up now. It's bloody stupendous. I played football ala Top Gear and cracked a car window ... 10 metres to the right of the goal!
lildave3 Posted 2 April 2009 Posted 2 April 2009 Everything to do with Nissan is shit. Even you Karl.
AoWW Posted 2 April 2009 Posted 2 April 2009 The 370z is even more spectacularlar. Especially when all 4 wheels are off the floor. I think i left my stomach on the alpine circuit at Millbrook. I don't doubt it for a second. You still want one? Cos i fooking well do. Its such a fooking good car its unreal. Its like the starship enterprise inside as well! Yes please. If you could do me one for under £10k in a colour I like, you've got yourself a deal.
General Smuts Posted 2 April 2009 Author Posted 2 April 2009 I don't doubt it for a second. Yes please. If you could do me one for under £10k in a colour I like, you've got yourself a deal. My neck is literally Clarksoned and my head still feels like ive been on an aeroplane. I was in the GTR/370Z about 8 hours ago. Try 60k and ill put you to the front of the queue. Lethal
Floating Fox Posted 2 April 2009 Posted 2 April 2009 Karl thats just a piss poor Fiesta. At least it'll shut you up about Micra's for a bit
Alexikokopops Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 Nissan Pixo. So much fun its unreal, going to start at under £6k and im starting saving up now. It's bloody stupendous. Looks pretty gay to me
Katy Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 Looks pretty gay to me Which is fine if it's for Smuts, yes?
Guest Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 You've gotta admit, Smuts, you must have seen this coming.....
General Smuts Posted 3 April 2009 Author Posted 3 April 2009 You've gotta admit, Smuts, you must have seen this coming..... That's what she said ... now she's blind in one eye.
MC Prussian Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 Karl's pushing pimpness to a new level. Reespekta.
General Smuts Posted 3 April 2009 Author Posted 3 April 2009 Looks pretty gay to me Pot, meet Mr Kettle. (He's black) The Pixo is amazing its like a Colt except good.
Alexikokopops Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 Pot, meet Mr Kettle. (He's black)The Pixo is amazing its like a Colt except good. Look, if you're going to take my Foxestalk role of drunk student with long hair who wears stupid hats then you have to take the homo element of it too.
General Smuts Posted 3 April 2009 Author Posted 3 April 2009 Look, if you're going to take my Foxestalk role of drunk student with long hair who wears stupid hats then you have to take the homo element of it too. If there's a new batch sposed to come along every year - where the fook is my replacement?!?
Alexikokopops Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 If there's a new batch sposed to come along every year - where the fook is my replacement?!? Nihat's got lengthy hair and is pretty gay, we could train him.
stez Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 If there's a new batch sposed to come along every year - where the fook is my replacement?!? here?
stez Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 Nihat's got lengthy hair and is pretty gay, we could train him. train/groom, it's all the same to the likes of you innit?
General Smuts Posted 3 April 2009 Author Posted 3 April 2009 train/groom, it's all the same to the likes of you innit? You think i don't groom? My hair is so well groomed it could enter crufts.
Finnegan Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 That Pixo is the most hilariously awful looking car I have ever seen.
General Smuts Posted 3 April 2009 Author Posted 3 April 2009 That Pixo is the most hilariously awful looking car I have ever seen. It's so much fun to drive its unreal. Pixo > Other Cars
Guest Posted 3 April 2009 Posted 3 April 2009 It's so much fun to drive its unreal.Pixo > Other Cars Alfa Romeo > Most Other Cars > Motorised lawnmowers > Pixo
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