Thracian Posted 25 October 2008 Posted 25 October 2008 Apart from drinking and an orgasm! My youngest mentions: Ski jumping, snowboarding, wild-water rafting and rock climbing in the Grand Canyon. Others things are planned including, while wearing skis, being dropped by helicopter on a mountaintop and then sking to the bottom.
Tabou Posted 25 October 2008 Posted 25 October 2008 My youngest mentions: Ski jumping, snowboarding, wild-water rafting and rock climbing in the Grand Canyon. Others things are planned including, while wearing skis, being dropped by helicopter on a mountaintop and then sking to the bottom. Your son is dead on the money here. I have snowboarded since I was 5. Usually get atleast 2 trips a year, have just booked my first one for January. The only thing that comes close to it is windsurfing (not wobbling on some massive old board in 5mph winds.) I mean waveriding, in some exotic locations (Egpyt, Sardinia, Cape Verde etc).
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 25 October 2008 Posted 25 October 2008 Try not to poo for a few days. When you finally let it out, it's the greatest feeling on earth! This has merrit. I once stole a table from a football stadium with it on my back and was getting chased by security and getting cheered on by about 30 people was agreat buzz. Petty crime is not the answer kids but i was drunk if that is an excuse.
DJ Barry Hammond Posted 25 October 2008 Posted 25 October 2008 This has merrit. I once stole a table from a football stadium with it on my back and was getting chased by security and getting cheered on by about 30 people was agreat buzz. Petty crime is not the answer kids but i was drunk if that is an excuse. Are you suggesting that Over drinking and then petty crime is the answer or have i missed your point???
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 25 October 2008 Posted 25 October 2008 Are you suggesting that Over drinking and then petty crime is the answer or have i missed your point??? I think so but i'm not sure cos im drunk now and going to bed
Trav Le Bleu Posted 25 October 2008 Posted 25 October 2008 Supporting LCFC! Doing bad, naughty things That's what I just said!
Guest Posted 25 October 2008 Posted 25 October 2008 I got offered cocaine last night, rejected. Why does nobody ever offer me cocaine?
AoWW Posted 25 October 2008 Posted 25 October 2008 I got offered cocaine last night, rejected. Glad to hear it. Don't go there.
Finnegan Posted 25 October 2008 Posted 25 October 2008 Glad to hear it. Don't go there. Aye, truth be told, you'll get a much better habit out of junk.
Daggers Posted 25 October 2008 Posted 25 October 2008 Crack is the way forward. You simply can't beat crack.
lildave3 Posted 25 October 2008 Posted 25 October 2008 Crack is the way forward.You simply can't beat crack. I think Dale Winton/Graham Norton/Other gay celebrities would beg to differ.
Daggers Posted 25 October 2008 Posted 25 October 2008 I think Dale Winton/Graham Norton/Other gay celebrities would beg to differ. Boom boom.
Finnegan Posted 25 October 2008 Posted 25 October 2008 Hokey cokey is bad, m'kay. You can do it Its all up to you-mmmmmkay With a little plan you can change your life tooo-day You dont have to spend your life addicted to smack Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack Follow my plan and very soon you will see-eeyy, its easy mmkay
Libertine Posted 25 October 2008 Posted 25 October 2008 STEP 1 INSTEAD OF 'ASS' SAY 'BUNS' Like 'Kiss my buns' and 'You're a bunshole!'
Alexikokopops Posted 25 October 2008 Posted 25 October 2008 STEP 1INSTEAD OF 'ASS' SAY 'BUNS' Like 'Kiss my buns' and 'You're a bunshole!' STEP 2 INSTEAD OF "SHIT" SAY "POO" As in "bullpoo" "poohead" and "this poo is cold"
Libertine Posted 25 October 2008 Posted 25 October 2008 STEP 3 WITH 'BITCH' DROP THE 'T' 'Cause Bich is Latin for 'Generosity'!
Finnegan Posted 25 October 2008 Posted 25 October 2008 STEP 4 DON'T SAY FUCK ANYMORE! 'Cos fuck is the worst word that you can say Fuck is the worst word that you can say! You shouldn't say fuck, no you shouldn't say fuck, FUCK NO! YOU'RE CURED, YOU CAN GO!
Libertine Posted 25 October 2008 Posted 25 October 2008 YOU'RE CURED, YOU CAN GO! I've never understood that line until now. Thank you.
Finnegan Posted 25 October 2008 Posted 25 October 2008 I've never understood that line until now.Thank you. Croeso.
lildave3 Posted 25 October 2008 Posted 25 October 2008 Croeso. Finners, why doesn't S4C start until 12:28 pm?
Thracian Posted 25 October 2008 Posted 25 October 2008 You could gather honey directly from the hive!
Tabou Posted 27 October 2008 Posted 27 October 2008 You could gather honey directly from the hive! This sounds like an innuendo.
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