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On the train to work in Loughborough it's usually full. Both ways. I know it's only a 10 minute or so ride to Leicester, but I get bored quite easily. I start sending bluetooth messages to random folks.

And on one occasion there was this bald white man with a Brummie accent came on, he kind of fell asleep, well half asleep at least, and I felt the urge to give his bald head a big kiss and see the reaction to that.

Anyone get strange ideas/urges sometimes, just out of the blue?

Few years ago, I had this strong desire to get my nipples pierced for no particular reason. I'm glad I didn't do it, I'd have looked like a bit of a ****.

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On the train to work in Loughborough it's usually full. Both ways. I know it's only a 10 minute or so ride to Leicester, but I get bored quite easily. I start sending bluetooth messages to random folks.

And on one occasion there was this bald white man with a Brummie accent came on, he kind of fell asleep, well half asleep at least, and I felt the urge to give his bald head a big kiss and see the reaction to that.

Anyone get strange ideas/urges sometimes, just out of the blue?

Few years ago, I had this strong desire to get my nipples pierced for no particular reason. I'm glad I didn't do it, I'd have looked like a bit of a ****.

Ye I know what you mean, I've got it before.

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Few years ago, I had this strong desire to get my nipples pierced for no particular reason. I'm glad I didn't do it, I'd have looked like a bit of a ****.

Either that would have been perfect for a pin ****! :P:D

Or it would have been more a scalpel slash than a piercing! :(

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Yeah I have had some strange urges to murder every single person in my town.

Do you think there could be something wrong with me?

:unsure:

I also had an urge to assault David O'Leary at a petrol station in Birmingham many years ago.

It's all good.

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I also had an urge to assault David O'Leary at a petrol station in Birmingham many years ago.

It's all good.

:giggle:

Yet I only say I wanted Calzaghe to lose and I got interrogated :rolleyes:

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Whats that mean.

:unsure:

It means we have something in common regarding the said women in your post.

Don't worry, I don't want to do time for having "Forced Sex" with you.

;)

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It means we have something in common regarding the said women in your post.

Don't worry, I don't want to do time for having "Forced Sex" with you.

;)

I wouldnt hold it against you.

Id praise you for such fine taste.

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I also had an urge to assault David O'Leary at a petrol station in Birmingham many years ago.

It's all good.

Cool.... Why didn't you bow down to those voices in your head and just do it.

:dunno:

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I wouldnt hold it against you.

Id praise you for such fine taste.

If I were Michael Barrymore, You would be suffering some severe injuries.

But unlucky for you, I am not.

But..... I am Elton John......... :thumbup:

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On the train to work in Loughborough it's usually full. Both ways. I know it's only a 10 minute or so ride to Leicester, but I get bored quite easily. I start sending bluetooth messages to random folks.

My mate did that to Joe Mattock at the youth game lol

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I also had an urge to assault David O'Leary at a petrol station in Birmingham many years ago.

It's all good.

Referee Mike Read had a similar effect on me. :angry:

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On the train to work in Loughborough it's usually full. Both ways. I know it's only a 10 minute or so ride to Leicester, but I get bored quite easily. I start sending bluetooth messages to random folks.

And on one occasion there was this bald white man with a Brummie accent came on, he kind of fell asleep, well half asleep at least, and I felt the urge to give his bald head a big kiss and see the reaction to that.

Anyone get strange ideas/urges sometimes, just out of the blue?

Few years ago, I had this strong desire to get my nipples pierced for no particular reason. I'm glad I didn't do it, I'd have looked like a bit of a ****.

My mate changed his bluetooth phone name to "Big Black Cock", he started getting a lot of bluetooth messages after that.

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