Samilktray Posted 10 November 2008 Posted 10 November 2008 I get really strong urges over a girl at college. Another I'd be willing to do time for.
dandannieldanok Posted 10 November 2008 Posted 10 November 2008 Not necessarily a strange urge but I'd love to have a go on that water slide on the Barclaycard advert
Koke Posted 10 November 2008 Author Posted 10 November 2008 Some of mine are unfit for viewing I think. You have an urge for her? Apart from DB11 and Raj, everyone on here is over 18, so it's all well and good.
Samilktray Posted 10 November 2008 Posted 10 November 2008 You have an urge for her? Apart from DB11 and Raj, everyone on here is over 18, so it's all well and good. Whos that?
Koke Posted 10 November 2008 Author Posted 10 November 2008 I haven't got the slightest clue, I'm afraid. Why? You wanna pay her a visit or something?
Samilktray Posted 10 November 2008 Posted 10 November 2008 I haven't got the slightest clue, I'm afraid. Why? You wanna pay her a visit or something? Wouldnt fooking mind.
Koke Posted 10 November 2008 Author Posted 10 November 2008 My mate changed his bluetooth phone name to "Big Black Cock", he started getting a lot of bluetooth messages after that. You just gave me a brilliant idea Alex.
Alexikokopops Posted 10 November 2008 Posted 10 November 2008 You just gave me a brilliant idea Alex. I changed mine to "Hot gay love" and used to try and send pictures to people in lectures (quite innocuous pictures I hasten to add). No one ever accepted them though
The Blur Posted 11 November 2008 Posted 11 November 2008 Do you ever have any replies Kareem? I sometimes had a urge to kick away old women's stick that they are leaning on to see what happens :0
Jack Posted 11 November 2008 Posted 11 November 2008 I get really strong urges over a girl at college.Another I'd be willing to do time for. No prizes for guessing who that is
Samilktray Posted 11 November 2008 Posted 11 November 2008 No prizes for guessing who that is You cant blame me. And the Bluetooth messages were used twice today, both times successfully in my eyes.
Jack Posted 11 November 2008 Posted 11 November 2008 You cant blame me.And the Bluetooth messages were used twice today, both times successfully in my eyes. Nah I can't, she is a corker. I may have to start with this bluetooth business tomorrow, seemed to go down a treat with you and Daz.
Samilktray Posted 11 November 2008 Posted 11 November 2008 Nah I can't, she is a corker.I may have to start with this bluetooth business tomorrow, seemed to go down a treat with you and Daz. Daz was on it, and naturally I pulled the latino bird using them.
Jack Posted 11 November 2008 Posted 11 November 2008 Daz was on it, and naturally I pulled the latino bird using them. Fair play man, the only luck I have had so far is from the 'challenged' kids.
lavrentis Posted 11 November 2008 Posted 11 November 2008 Most times I see cheese, I have the urge to just bite into it like it is chocolate.
Samilktray Posted 11 November 2008 Posted 11 November 2008 Fair play man, the only luck I have had so far is from the 'challenged' kids. That black guy was happy as larry.
Jack Posted 11 November 2008 Posted 11 November 2008 That black guy was happy as larry. He must have the best laugh in the world. Quality.
GLC Posted 11 November 2008 Posted 11 November 2008 when im on the leicester bus with my mate, i sit near people of an asian backround and start talking about bombs and how this country owes me and how im gonna pay it back, only to see how long it takes for them to move , its so funny when my mate does it because he looks like a mad man, and also i start to sing the star wars theme tune(the dark side one) people always look scared
JakeShingler Posted 11 November 2008 Posted 11 November 2008 when im on the leicester bus with my mate, i sit near people of an asian backround and start talking about bombs and how this country owes me and how im gonna pay it back, only to see how long it takes for them to move , its so funny when my mate does it because he looks like a mad man,and also i start to sing the star wars theme tune(the dark side one) people always look scared Thats Class.
CKB Posted 11 November 2008 Posted 11 November 2008 Major urges from me have including shouting/talking about fooking chickens in the middle of Loughborough town with my current Girlfriend (she's great!) oh and shouting DAN!!!! DAN!!!!!!! DANNNNNNNNNNN!! ala Alan Partridge and seeing if there's any Dan's around..got some funny looks so i guess they were Dan's!
GLC Posted 12 November 2008 Posted 12 November 2008 i just got told another thing we used to do in leicester we play the game boogies but change the word boogies for niger(im not racist, just to let you know) been in some close shaves before i havnt played that game in ages, gonna play it on saturday now
Uncle Monty Posted 12 November 2008 Posted 12 November 2008 I sometimes have the urge to machine gun down the chavs that patrol the central way
Koke Posted 26 November 2008 Author Posted 26 November 2008 And on one occasion there was this bald white man with a Brummie accent came on, he kind of fell asleep, well half asleep at least, and I felt the urge to give his bald head a big kiss and see the reaction to that. Just to confirm, I finally did kiss the man. To my surprise, he kissed me back and we made love in this train [Like Usher].
Sods Posted 26 November 2008 Posted 26 November 2008 i just got told another thing we used to do in leicester we play the game boogies but change the word boogies for niger(im not racist, just to let you know) been in some close shaves before i havnt played that game in ages, gonna play it on saturday now No your just a bellend.
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