Guest Posted 10 December 2008 Posted 10 December 2008 My balls are black and blue. I've just hit them with a mallet. What game am I playing? Croquet? Badly?
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 10 December 2008 Posted 10 December 2008 My balls are black and blue. I've just hit them with a mallet. What game am I playing? It's pronnounced mal-ay.
fox123 Posted 11 December 2008 Posted 11 December 2008 Lmao. What planet are you from? You've really never been on the receiving end of a Yo-Momma (or similar) joke before? Christ alive. I don't even believe you're that sheltered, that naive, or that ignorant - you're just trying to whip up a teacup storm ontop of Mount Molehill. I think it was me that deleted it last time. Purely just 'cos I didn't want to have to fucking look at it, can you blame me? I was probably last on the receiving end of a 'Yo-Momma' joke (or any insult towards a 'Momma') when I realised my ball's had dropped, my voice started to become less squeaky and Sabrina the Teenage Witch was causing movement in my boxers. Maybe Joe Pasquale could do with your one of your 'Yo-Momma' jokes? Out of interest is your Thread title related to your Yo-Momma gangsta Esq ghetto styli jokes? Cuz yew iz wantin to talk all getto and that init. Brap Brap wind it up cha!
Finnegan Posted 11 December 2008 Posted 11 December 2008 I was wrong. You really are that sheltered and e-naive. I appreciate you're 30 something, not 20 something, but where has your internet access been for the last ten years?
fox123 Posted 11 December 2008 Posted 11 December 2008 I was wrong. You really are that sheltered and e-naive.I appreciate you're 30 something, not 20 something, but where has your internet access been for the last ten years? I think you'll find it's called the real World, having a laugh, going out with friends, getting laid,getting drunk, getting into real fights with real people. A little place where Yo-Momma joke's seem not exist and would quite frankly deem you just, a silly little twat. Get out there sometime, you might actually enjoy it, or would that alpha e-male character you have built your self online not actually cut it.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 11 December 2008 Posted 11 December 2008 Yo momma is so fat she's on both sides of the family.
Katy Posted 11 December 2008 Posted 11 December 2008 I think you'll find it's called the real World, having a laugh, going out with friends, getting laid,getting drunk, getting into real fights with real people. A little place where Yo-Momma joke's seem not exist and would quite frankly deem you just, a silly little twat. Get out there sometime, you might actually enjoy it, or would that alpha e-male character you have built your self online not actually cut it. Ouch!
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 11 December 2008 Posted 11 December 2008 All this arguing is booooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggg.
Alexikokopops Posted 11 December 2008 Posted 11 December 2008 All this arguing is booooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggg. Yo momma's boring!
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 11 December 2008 Posted 11 December 2008 Yo momma's boring! Yo momma's so fat she wears the equator as a belt.
Alexikokopops Posted 11 December 2008 Posted 11 December 2008 Yo momma's so fat she wears the equator as a belt. Why Michael, WHY?!
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 11 December 2008 Posted 11 December 2008 Why Michael, WHY?! She's also so fat, I took her to SeaWorld and they said "thanks for bringing her back".
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 11 December 2008 Posted 11 December 2008 There's only one way to solve this Yo momma's weren't ignoring me last night (mmmmmmmm-hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?).
Corky Posted 11 December 2008 Posted 11 December 2008 Take your pick... With handbags like that people will start to think you're a woman
AoWW Posted 11 December 2008 Posted 11 December 2008 pfft, as if , no jimmy choo I do own a pair of Jimmy Choo shoes, they're lurveeely.
Zingari Posted 11 December 2008 Posted 11 December 2008 I do own a pair of Jimmy Choo shoes, they're lurveeely. i didn't realise that shoes were very important to ladies
AoWW Posted 11 December 2008 Posted 11 December 2008 i didn't realise that shoes were very important to ladies I'm thinking that's where you could have been going wrong all your life.
Master Fox Posted 11 December 2008 Posted 11 December 2008 I'm thinking that's where you could have been going wrong all your life. I wear shoes.
Zingari Posted 11 December 2008 Posted 11 December 2008 I'm thinking that's where you could have been going wrong all your life. well yes , that, and looking more than a passing resemblance to charles laughton's quasimodo doesn't help
Fox You Forest Posted 11 December 2008 Posted 11 December 2008 I wear shoes. Doesn't work if that's all you're wearing below the waist.
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