Growing a beard

[SOCCERROO FOX]

Any one tried, any one have one i need some tips its just under a week and going well, not the best time of the year to be trying to grow one but since i dont have to go in to work i thought i would grow one no matter how seedy it starts to look.

[Guest]

Every time I've tried it gets to a point where it just becomes unbearably itchy and so gets shaved off

[Zingari]

err yes ,

it's a very complex business is growing a beard , take all reasonable precautions , (such as not shaving , not using immac and not pulling the hairs out with tweezers )

other than that , take deep breaths , try to relax and think of england

[SOCCERROO FOX]

err yes ,

it's a very complex business is growing a beard , take all reasonable precautions , (such as not shaving , not using immac and not pulling the hairs out with tweezers )

other than that , take deep breaths , try to relax and think of england

It is one of the more complex tasks i've undertaken, as emilo said im worried it may get to itchy. Atm it just looks like i've been to lazy too shave and look a plenty scruffy but not the good rugged scruffy

[Tilley]

I would love a beard.

[Alexikokopops]

When it gets itchy you have to man up and fight it. MAN UP

[Zingari]

it's a bit like oral sex really

[Lillehamring]

i have a fairly decent beard just now...

the hardest thing about growing a beard is having to put up with your woman moaning that it tickles or itches....

if you don't have a woman, you don't deserve to have a beard

[OriginalRobboFOX]

I am the beard king, me and Mellberg are like brothers....

[Corky]

Grow a beard. It makes you look "well scruffy innit".

[SOCCERROO FOX]

When it gets itchy you have to man up and fight it. MAN UP

As soon as it gets itchy i'll be whipping the skirt off and manning up.

[Bellend Sebastian]

I shaved mine off two days ago. It took FOREVER.

Our telephone engineer said it added ten years to me. That's not really what you need at my age

[SOCCERROO FOX]

I shaved mine off two days ago. It took FOREVER.

Our telephone engineer said it added ten years to me. That's not really what you need at my age

I want to get rid of my baby face so if it adds ten i'll be stoked

[Bellend Sebastian]

When you get the lines around your eyes and everything starts to sag a bit, you'll long for your baby-face days.

Enjoy it while you can

[Daggers]

I said goodbye to beardy last week when the influe.. cold struck.

Snot and beards don't make good bed companions.

[Darkzzz_]

I always manage to let mine get totally out of hand.

I have some ginger hairs in mine now. (It beats Keano's grey look)

I always struggle with the sides, Hair just seems to take forever growing there.

Good luck in your beard quest, I am all for them !

[Guest]

i have a fairly decent beard just now...

the hardest thing about growing a beard is having to put up with your woman moaning that it tickles or itches....

if you don't have a woman, you don't deserve to have a beard

If Sir Fwyny was to grow a beard, I would refuse to kiss or cuddle him. <_<

[Fox You Forest]

I have some ginger hairs in mine now.

I just trimmed mine for that very reason.

[Corky]

If Sir Fwyny was to grow a beard, I would refuse to kiss or cuddle him. <_<

And presumably vice versa?

[Ross-Kemp]

I'm going for the 80's look. With the sideburns. Looks quite, erm, Weird.

[GLC]

im thinking of growing one

[Guest]

And presumably vice versa?

He's actually quite partial to the hirsute look.

[Suffolk_fox]

Suffolk_fox with beard

Suffolk_fox fooking about when removing beard....

And finally, Suffolk_fox sans beard!

I would say a beard adds at least 10 years and a handlebar moustache adds 'gayness'.

[Ross-Kemp]

Suffolk fox. You remind me of a ginger "my name is Earl"

[Suffolk_fox]

Suffolk fox. You remind me of a ginger "my name is Earl"

No one has ever called me that before!