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Growing a beard

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I hate shaving so I tried to grow one, It only took a week to have a pretty healthy beard but all the hair on my chin was white, damn genetics. So I shaved it off.

Suffolk fox. You remind me of a ginger "my name is Earl" :thumbup:

GINGER ALERT!!!!

Although judging from the pics, not much ginger left.

:thumbup:

Posted

I tried to grow a beard, but it came too unbearable and it had to go.

I looked like one of those nutters on Al-Arabiya making death threats to George Bush and Dick Cheney. Dead sexy.

Posted
it's a bit like oral sex really

If the woman dont shave down there it is.

I got about 5 hairs from 'down there' from my gf when having fun down there on sat...fooking horrible

Posted
Mine grows as fast and thick as ever but has far too many white bits now! :(

I'd like to say it was being bleached by the sun but I'd be lieing.

You could make a killing this time of year. :D

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I'm currently bearded and i'm staying that way. the missus says it gives my face "character".

the itchy phase only lasts a couple of days, if you persist you'll be rewarded with a lifetime of shave free bliss.

GROW THE BEARD!!

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I'm currently bearded and i'm staying that way. the missus says it gives my face "character".

the itchy phase only lasts a couple of days, if you persist you'll be rewarded with a lifetime of shave free bliss.

GROW THE BEARD!!

Judging by your avatar I would agree with her.

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First and foremost, everyone visiting this thread ought to read this: http://www.dyers.org/blog/beards/the-beard-faq/

Washing your face regularly makes the "itchy" phase of beard-growing, well, less itchy. Hair conditioner is your friend; when you wash your hair, make sure you slap some of that shit on your face and let it sit for a minute before washing it off.

I was rockin the beard for a few weeks recently. My job requires lots of face-to-face interactions with frequent customers; I received comments from (guess-timate) about 50 customers about the beard and only one disliked it. The beard had a profound effect on my life--I'd be called "rugged" by someone one second and then "distinguished" by someone else the next, which combined makes so sense, but I would just roll with it. It was a godsend the first day the weather went below freezing here. And while it may not have been responsible for a hook-up with an unknown female at a casino blackjack table--that may have had more to do with free vodka tonics and all the pumped-up oxygen in the room--I have a feeling that the mystical powers of the beard magically protected me from cold sores that night.

I shaved off the beard last weekend just to fook with people's minds. I might do it again after New Year's.

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I have come to a crossroads currently it looks seedy as hell and that bird is possibly comeing down to see me on tomorrow night, i have 2 choice man up and keep the seedy unshaving look going and hope she finds it funny (which she probably will) or i dont take the chance and shave it off.

Side not just got back from a few beers and the boys were loving it but gave me stick that after a week it should look better, but they reckon i should keep it going.

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I have come to a crossroads currently it looks seedy as hell and that bird is possibly comeing down to see me on tomorrow night, i have 2 choice man up and keep the seedy unshaving look going and hope she finds it funny (which she probably will) or i dont take the chance and shave it off.

Side not just got back from a few beers and the boys were loving it but gave me stick that after a week it should look better, but they reckon i should keep it going.

i really think you have to do the decent thing and post a picture so we can all have a laugh help you make a decision....

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i really think you have to do the decent thing and post a nude picture so we can all have a laugh help you make a decision....

What a nude picture got to do with anything

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Argggggggggh It's starting to get ichy and the warmer weather an helping my cause

:angry: Ok, ok, don't rub it in.

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:angry: Ok, ok, don't rub it in.

Actually in all the papers and the news all you keep reading is "where has our summer gone" were in to late december and not a day over 30 degress yet and today has been one of the nicer days at about 26 degress or so and numerous people wearing jumpers and that around.

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I concur. Growing a proper beard takes about an entire year. Just be patient, don't let the scrubby feel get into your way, learn to live with the irritating hair in the face, ignore whatever bad advice most women give you and you'll be rewarded with something lasting to be proud of.

I make it sound like a really good Christmas gift..

Also, don't forget to take a picture once you're there. It makes for a wonderful party conversation subject and it's a wonderful way to show off to friends and family, too.

Me...? I'm working on it (once again).

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