Daggers Posted 24 December 2008 Posted 24 December 2008 Click on the link, it isn't potentially bad or anything. I'd tell you what it is but that would ruin the present. I tell you what, I'll give you a clue - it doesn't smell, you can't drink it and it won't bite.
AoWW Posted 24 December 2008 Posted 24 December 2008 Click on the link, it isn't potentially bad or anything.I'd tell you what it is but that would ruin the present. I tell you what, I'll give you a clue - it doesn't smell, you can't drink it and it won't bite. Oi, what's with the text at stupid-o'-clock this morning? Woked me up!
Alexikokopops Posted 24 December 2008 Posted 24 December 2008 Oi, what's with the text at stupid-o'-clock this morning? Woked me up! It would've woken me up but I got one from the ex at 5:50am and then one from the dad at 6:30am. ON CHRISTMAS EVE. Wankers.
Daggers Posted 24 December 2008 Author Posted 24 December 2008 If there's anythin' that you want... If this turns into Oasis Wars Pt.XIV I'm going to be pretty pissed with you! Oi, what's with the text at stupid-o'-clock this morning? Woked me up! Turn your phone off at night-time dear lady. I was rudely woken by a son and a dog so I thought I'd crack on with some iPhone-play before collapsing back into my sonambulistic state.
AoWW Posted 24 December 2008 Posted 24 December 2008 I was rudely woken by a son and a dog so I thought I'd crack on with some iPhone-play before collapsing back into my sonambulistic state. See, this is why I don't have sprogs or dogs. Grrrrrr.
Libertine Posted 24 December 2008 Posted 24 December 2008 If this turns into Oasis Wars Pt.XIV I'm going to be pretty pissed with you! There's no need for a war, everyone knows Beatles > Ooarsis. Goo goo g'joob.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 24 December 2008 Posted 24 December 2008 It would've woken me up but I got one from the ex at 5:50am and then one from the dad at 6:30am. ON CHRISTMAS EVE. Wankers. You want to put your phone on silent.
AoWW Posted 24 December 2008 Posted 24 December 2008 Goddamit! Stop cryin' your heart outtttttttttttttt...
Nick Posted 24 December 2008 Posted 24 December 2008 Click on the link, it isn't potentially bad or anything.I'd tell you what it is but that would ruin the present. I tell you what, I'll give you a clue - it doesn't smell, you can't drink it and it won't bite. I'm sorry Daggers but no. This doesn't make up for anything. I was promised a signed original sock complete with hole and authenticity receipt. But no, I have had nothing and then on Christmas Eve in frankly a rubbish way to unite the foxestalk class polarization issue through music, the very topic that spurred the break in unity, you try and bring us all back in to some grass roots Christmasy MP3 love nest and I simply won't have it. Do you hear me Baker? I said NO. Now where's my sock?
The People's Hero Posted 24 December 2008 Posted 24 December 2008 I also got woken up by that text, which was fortunate as otherwise I'd have overslept and been late for work. Hooray for Daggers (and his new phone).
AoWW Posted 24 December 2008 Posted 24 December 2008 I'm sorry Daggers but no.This doesn't make up for anything. I was promised a signed original sock complete with hole and authenticity receipt. But no, I have had nothing and then on Christmas Eve in frankly a rubbish way to unite the foxestalk class polarization issue through music, the very topic that spurred the break in unity, you try and bring us all back in to some grass roots Christmasy MP3 love nest and I simply won't have it. Do you hear me Baker? I said NO. Now where's my sock? Oh your footsie?
Daggers Posted 24 December 2008 Author Posted 24 December 2008 I'm sorry Daggers but no.This doesn't make up for anything. I was promised a signed original sock complete with hole and authenticity receipt. But no, I have had nothing and then on Christmas Eve in frankly a rubbish way to unite the foxestalk class polarization issue through music, the very topic that spurred the break in unity, you try and bring us all back in to some grass roots Christmasy MP3 love nest and I simply won't have it. Do you hear me Baker? I said NO. Now where's my sock? It went in the post but may have been delayed by the Xmas backlog and the recent postal workers strike. Please let me know if nothing has turned up within the next 28 days and a matching sock will be despatched.
Alexikokopops Posted 24 December 2008 Posted 24 December 2008 You want to put your phone on silent. It was. Unfortunately it was on my bed and vibrated next to my head
Daggers Posted 24 December 2008 Author Posted 24 December 2008 I also got woken up by that text, which was fortunate as otherwise I'd have overslept and been late for work.Hooray for Daggers (and his new phone). Yes, hooray for my new phone (which is cooler/better/more priapic than any phone anyone else may have)
Daggers Posted 24 December 2008 Author Posted 24 December 2008 This is definetly a cliquey thread You may have my number.
Father Christmas Posted 24 December 2008 Posted 24 December 2008 Click on the link, it isn't potentially bad or anything.I'd tell you what it is but that would ruin the present. I tell you what, I'll give you a clue - it doesn't smell, you can't drink it and it won't bite. Who the fcuk do you think you are giving out presents on Christmas Eve! The cheek! PS Oasis have had their day Rolling Stones > Oasis
Daggers Posted 24 December 2008 Author Posted 24 December 2008 Daggers woke me up.He must pay. I love me!
Libertine Posted 24 December 2008 Posted 24 December 2008 Who the fcuk do you think you are giving out presents on Christmas Eve! The cheek!PS Oasis have had their day Rolling Stones > Oasis
AoWW Posted 24 December 2008 Posted 24 December 2008 Yes, hooray for my new phone (which is cooler/better/more priapic than any phone anyone else may have) Till you're bopping away to Chelsea Dagger next home game, drop said phone, and some fake-burberry-clad chav squishes it under his adidas-clad foot.
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