Uncle Monty Posted 5 January 2009 Posted 5 January 2009 Yes the answer is that apparently bats do indeed have bollox and im led to believe that one of teh reasons why bats have become blind is that their bollox kept whacking their eyes as they were hanging upside the head. Can anybody answer me this.... how do crabs breathe on/in both water and land?
Uncle Monty Posted 5 January 2009 Author Posted 5 January 2009 I have just noticed Patrick Moore's new haircut makes him look like a 80 year old phill mitchell amusing but not really a random fact U predominately breathe out of only one nostril
BoneDog Posted 7 January 2009 Posted 7 January 2009 I can confirm that bats have bollocks. I was lying on the roof of the flats one night with the Mrs star gazing. We were side by side with a glass of bubbly each and I noticed a bat flying around above us as you do. Anyways, it dive bombed and I thought it was gonna get tangled in me hair so I screamed, but luckily it rose up again just as it was about to hit me face. But as it changed direction it's nuts swung round and brushed against the end of my nose. Lucky escape
Uncle Monty Posted 7 January 2009 Author Posted 7 January 2009 I can confirm that bats have bollocks. I was lying on the roof of the flats one night with the Mrs star gazing. We were side by side with a glass of bubbly each and I noticed a bat flying around above us as you do. Anyways, it dive bombed and I thought it was gonna get tangled in me hair so I screamed, but luckily it rose up again just as it was about to hit me face. But as it changed direction it's nuts swung round and brushed against the end of my nose. Lucky escape Haha bat bollox in action
Zingari Posted 7 January 2009 Posted 7 January 2009 how about crabs? they walk perfectly straight when they are drunk
skinnydipper Posted 7 January 2009 Posted 7 January 2009 Can illegal immigrants make a Citizens Arrest ?
Koke Posted 7 January 2009 Posted 7 January 2009 Should I cut my nipples off cos they're useless and I don't breast feed? Why do men have nipples.
syston_fox Posted 7 January 2009 Posted 7 January 2009 Can an amateur football commit a professional foul?
Milky Posted 7 January 2009 Posted 7 January 2009 Should I cut my nipples off cos they're useless and I don't breast feed?Why do men have nipples. If that's an honest question, it's because we all start off female.
DB11 Posted 7 January 2009 Posted 7 January 2009 Can an amateur football commit a professional foul? It's called DOGSO now
GLC Posted 7 January 2009 Posted 7 January 2009 Should I cut my nipples off cos they're useless and I don't breast feed?Why do men have nipples. we start off as females until we grow testicles
Father Ted Posted 7 January 2009 Posted 7 January 2009 Should I cut my nipples off cos they're useless and I don't breast feed?Why do men have nipples. I was told only the other day that our nipples do/did have a use. Many hundreds and thousands of years ago when we pranced around naked, we had to hunt for very much everything. When men would go hunting, they would paint big scary faces on their chests modelled around the nipples (eyes). As they go hunting, it would intimidate and scare the animal if it came near them as the first thing they see as they look at the hunter is a big intimidating face. As the years have gone by, nipples have got smaller as we use them less.
The People's Hero Posted 7 January 2009 Posted 7 January 2009 Why don't sharks make an alliance with the Eagles and the Lions and rule the world between them via the holy trinity of domination of ground, sea and air? Once again, diplomatic naivety stands in the way of three proud species fulfilling their collective destiniiii.
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