DB11 Posted 10 January 2009 Posted 10 January 2009 You dont understand? its not hard Yeh we didn't write it.
Libertine Posted 10 January 2009 Author Posted 10 January 2009 You dont understand? its not hard It's all okay until the last line or so. It's the way you've typed it, not the actual riddle. Don't know what some of the words are meant to be.
Webbo Posted 10 January 2009 Posted 10 January 2009 He's talking about Barry Hayles FFS! It's so obvious when you know the answer.
Libertine Posted 10 January 2009 Author Posted 10 January 2009 i come out of a cows udder what am i? One at a time please.
morris1234 Posted 10 January 2009 Posted 10 January 2009 his mate will never know hes got him it.. an imaginary friend !
Daggers Posted 10 January 2009 Posted 10 January 2009 i come out of a cows udder what am i? Jesus! The lack of imagination in this thread is fooking sickening. You are Barry fooking Hayles!
Carlos9 Posted 10 January 2009 Posted 10 January 2009 A Coffin. Kinda killed it with all the 'i dont understand'. It aint that good any way
AoWW Posted 10 January 2009 Posted 10 January 2009 A man walks into the shop and buys something. It isnt for him its for his mate. His friend dont know hes getting him it . The man whos brought it goes home to his Girl friend and says to her '' i hope it fits him cos he is quite a big lad '' She laughs and says '' I wonder who will get whos at of me and you '' he replies '' i dont want one for a long time''what isit? I don't get it either.
Daggers Posted 10 January 2009 Posted 10 January 2009 Barry Hayles doesn't cough - he's bigger than lung infections.
Libertine Posted 10 January 2009 Author Posted 10 January 2009 i come out of a cows udder what am i? Erm... Jizz?
morris1234 Posted 10 January 2009 Posted 10 January 2009 easy one, whats broken every time its spoken?
AoWW Posted 10 January 2009 Posted 10 January 2009 easy one, whats broken every time its spoken? the silence?
Guest Posted 10 January 2009 Posted 10 January 2009 easy one, whats broken every time its spoken? Sir Fynwy's spirit when I open my mouth?
Libertine Posted 10 January 2009 Author Posted 10 January 2009 easy one, whats broken every time its spoken? One at a tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime.
Nationwider Posted 10 January 2009 Posted 10 January 2009 easy one, whats broken every time its spoken? A vow of silence
morris1234 Posted 10 January 2009 Posted 10 January 2009 Can't be milk surely? What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
Daggers Posted 10 January 2009 Posted 10 January 2009 One at a tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime. "You don't know what you're doing! You don't know what you're doing!"
Libertine Posted 10 January 2009 Author Posted 10 January 2009 "You don't know what you're doing! You don't know what you're doing!" Pah! Not my fault these idiots can't be patient.
Carlos9 Posted 10 January 2009 Posted 10 January 2009 What can travel around the world while staying in a corner? A Stamp
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