Libertine Posted 10 January 2009 Posted 10 January 2009 Screw it, let's get a Riddles thread going like the good ol' days. If you get one from a website, it might be a good idea to change the wording a bit as to prevent cheating a bit. Libertine gazed through the filthy soot-covered window on the 23rd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression, he opened the window and jumped through it. It was a giant drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was totally unhurt. Since there was nothing to soften his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?
Daggers Posted 10 January 2009 Posted 10 January 2009 Screw it, let's get a Riddles thread going like the good ol' days.If you get one from a website, it might be a good idea to change the wording a bit as to prevent cheating a bit. Libertine gazed through the filthy soot-covered window on the 23rd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression, he opened the window and jumped through it. It was a giant drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was totally unhurt. Since there was nothing to soften his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall? Libertine was Barry Hayles - and therefore bigger than death.
Libertine Posted 10 January 2009 Author Posted 10 January 2009 Libertine was Barry Hayles - and therefore bigger than death. Close.
Carlos9 Posted 10 January 2009 Posted 10 January 2009 there happened too be a window cleaners elevator thng on the outside and he landed on it
Libertine Posted 10 January 2009 Author Posted 10 January 2009 there happened too be a window cleaners elevator thng on the outside and he landed on it Nope. There was nothing to soften his fall etc.
DB11 Posted 10 January 2009 Posted 10 January 2009 Screw it, let's get a Riddles thread going like the good ol' days.If you get one from a website, it might be a good idea to change the wording a bit as to prevent cheating a bit. Libertine gazed through the filthy soot-covered window on the 23rd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression, he opened the window and jumped through it. It was a giant drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was totally unhurt. Since there was nothing to soften his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall? He didn't.
Libertine Posted 10 January 2009 Author Posted 10 January 2009 Something to do with the soot? No. Couple more guesses guys, then I'll reveal it if it's still not been guessed correctly.
AoWW Posted 10 January 2009 Posted 10 January 2009 He was working on the outside of the building... and jumped to the inside?
Libertine Posted 10 January 2009 Author Posted 10 January 2009 He was working on the outside of the building... and jumped to the inside? Well done cheat.
Carlos9 Posted 10 January 2009 Posted 10 January 2009 A man walks into the shop and buys something. It isnt for him its for his mate. His friend dont know hes getting him it . The man whos brought it goes home to his Girl friend and says to her '' i hope it fits him cos he is quite a big lad '' She laughs and says '' I wonder who will get whos at of me and you '' he replies '' i dont want one for a long time'' what isit?
AoWW Posted 10 January 2009 Posted 10 January 2009 Well done cheat. I didn't cheat... I read it once and it was obvious... well, to me at least.
Webbo Posted 10 January 2009 Posted 10 January 2009 He was working on the outside of the building... and jumped to the inside? I was going to say that.
DB11 Posted 10 January 2009 Posted 10 January 2009 A man walks into the shop and buys something. It isnt for him its for his mate. His friend dont know hes getting him it . The man whos brought it goes home to his Girl friend and says to her '' i hope it fits him cos he is quite a big lad '' She laughs and says '' I wonder who will get whos at of me and you '' he replies '' i dont want one for a long time''what isit? I dunno I don't understand it
Libertine Posted 10 January 2009 Author Posted 10 January 2009 I dunno I don't understand it Me neither.
Daggers Posted 10 January 2009 Posted 10 January 2009 A man walks into the shop and buys something. It isnt for him its for his mate. His friend dont know hes getting him it . The man whos brought it goes home to his Girl friend and says to her '' i hope it fits him cos he is quite a big lad '' She laughs and says '' I wonder who will get whos at of me and you '' he replies '' i dont want one for a long time''what isit? Barry Hayles
Webbo Posted 10 January 2009 Posted 10 January 2009 A man walks into the shop and buys something. It isnt for him its for his mate. His friend dont know hes getting him it . The man whos brought it goes home to his Girl friend and says to her '' i hope it fits him cos he is quite a big lad '' She laughs and says '' I wonder who will get whos at of me and you '' he replies '' i dont want one for a long time''what isit? Not only do I not know the answer, I haven't got a clue what you're talking about.
Nationwider Posted 10 January 2009 Posted 10 January 2009 Was it a copy of Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing?
Daggers Posted 10 January 2009 Posted 10 January 2009 Not only do I not know the answer, I haven't got a clue what you're talking about. He's talking about Barry Hayles FFS!
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