Libertine Posted 11 January 2009 Author Posted 11 January 2009 I'm hard yet soft, I am coloured yet clear, I am fruity and sweet. I am jelly. What am I? Fruit pastille! Jelly tot!
Libertine Posted 11 January 2009 Author Posted 11 January 2009 you cheating FU**a! try this bad boy! There once was an evil wizard. He took 3 woman from their homes and turned them into rose bushes that looked exactly alike. He put them in his garden. One of the woman had a husband and children and begged the wizard to let her see them. He agreed. At night, he brought the woman to her house. In the morning he came and took her home. One day the husband decided to go rescue her. So he snuck into the wizard's garden. He looked and looked at the 3 identical rose bushes trying to figure out which could be his wife. Suddenly, he knew the answer and he took his wife home. How did he know which rose bush was his wife? Ha, you use the same site as me. It's because it had a night inside, back home, and was devoid of dew etc.
Bert Posted 11 January 2009 Posted 11 January 2009 This is verrrry easy. A man decides to take a walk around a big square building, at exactly the same pace the whole way round. It takes him 90 minutes to walk round the first side, 90 minutes to walk round the second side, and 90 minutes to walk around the third side. But, to walk around the 4th side it takes him a hour and a half. Why?
Zingari Posted 11 January 2009 Posted 11 January 2009 i am tall yet i am short i am rich yet i am poor i am handsome yet i am ugly i am intelligent yet i am stupid what am i ? a fookin liar , that's what
Munzie Posted 11 January 2009 Posted 11 January 2009 i am tallyet i am short i am rich yet i am poor i am handsome yet i am ugly i am intelligent yet i am stupid what am i ? a fookin liar , that's what Schizophrenic
Trav Le Bleu Posted 11 January 2009 Posted 11 January 2009 A cowboy walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender bends under the counter, produces a gun and shouts BANG!. The cowboy then just smiles, thanks the bartender and leaves. Why was the cowboy so pleased. Clue: Neither he or the bartender were Barry Hayles.
AoWW Posted 11 January 2009 Posted 11 January 2009 A cowboy walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender bends under the counter, produces a gun and shouts BANG!. The cowboy then just smiles, thanks the bartender and leaves.Why was the cowboy so pleased. Clue: Neither he or the bartender were Barry Hayles. He'd got hiccups. The fright of the 'bang' (oo-er!) cured him?
Trav Le Bleu Posted 11 January 2009 Posted 11 January 2009 He'd got hiccups. The fright of the 'bang' (oo-er!) cured him? Bah, you're spoiling all my fun today!
AoWW Posted 11 January 2009 Posted 11 January 2009 Bah, you're spoiling all my fun today! I'll let you have my go to make up for it. That, and the fact that I can't be arsed to look for a riddle!
Webbo Posted 11 January 2009 Posted 11 January 2009 You enter a dark room but only have one match. There is an oil lamp, a furnace and a stove in the room. What would you light first?
Trav Le Bleu Posted 11 January 2009 Posted 11 January 2009 You enter a dark room but only have one match. There is an oil lamp, a furnace and a stove in the room.What would you light first? The match - easy! New riddle... You come home to find that your house is on fire. Inside are the following... Your partner Your kids Your TV Your furniture Your PC All your clothes What's the most important thing to take out of your house first?
The People's Hero Posted 11 January 2009 Posted 11 January 2009 You enter a dark room but only have one match. There is an oil lamp, a furnace and a stove in the room.What would you light first? The match.
Monk Posted 11 January 2009 Posted 11 January 2009 i am shorti am rich i am ugly yet i am stupid what am i ? Dennis Wise
Webbo Posted 11 January 2009 Posted 11 January 2009 In 1985 a person is 15 years old, yet in 1990 that person is 10 years old. How is that possible?
JakeShingler Posted 11 January 2009 Posted 11 January 2009 The match - easy!New riddle... You come home to find that your house is on fire. Inside are the following... Your partner Your kids Your TV Your furniture Your PC All your clothes What's the most important thing to take out of your house first? Yourself?
Alexikokopops Posted 11 January 2009 Posted 11 January 2009 In 1985 a person is 15 years old, yet in 1990 that person is 10 years old.How is that possible? Sounds like something out of Mork and Mindy
Fosse Boy Posted 11 January 2009 Posted 11 January 2009 In 1985 a person is 15 years old, yet in 1990 that person is 10 years old.How is that possible? I was gonna say something to do with leap years but I've got the maths terribly wrong.
Zingari Posted 11 January 2009 Posted 11 January 2009 In 1985 a person is 15 years old, yet in 1990 that person is 10 years old.How is that possible? are the dates BC ?
Trav Le Bleu Posted 14 January 2009 Posted 14 January 2009 Yourself? No You're not in the house, you've come home and found it on fire.
Libertine Posted 28 January 2009 Author Posted 28 January 2009 NoYou're not in the house, you've come home and found it on fire. Gah! Tell us!
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