What floats my boat.....

[Daggers]

Being a Dad.

[Fox You Forest]

Knowing you're not going to run out of beer any time soon.

[AoWW]

Mike and Ike's Tropical Typhoon 'chewy tropical fruit flavoured candies' (Jelly Beans, to you and I!)

'cept I've eaten too many of 'em and now feel

[Corky]

A good massage

(Braces herself - wondering how long it will take James, or Master Fox, to make some innuendo as to where/what type )

Were you penetrated?

[cisono]

Were you penetrated?

This is worse than expected

[No, it was a proper massage, not foreplay!!!! ]

[Daggers]

This is worse than expected

(One wonders whether you thought you were posting on Flower Fanciers Forum.)

[Corky]

This is worse than expected

[No, it was a proper massage, not foreplay!!!! ]

Worse than something Master Fox will post?

He'll be offended

[BoneDog]

A good massage

(Braces herself - wondering how long it will take James, or Master Fox, to make some innuendo as to where/what type )

Come round mine, I'll make you squirt with my massage technique

Sorry, I couldn't stop meself

[Fox You Forest]

As soon as women enter the thread it descends into a farce!

[Daggers]

As soon as women enter the thread it descends into a farce!

...in the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey

[cisono]

Worse than something Master Fox will post?

He'll be offended

He may actually be!

But also worse because I didn't expect others to ... chip in

PLEASE DELETE THIS POST

(It wasn't there when I wanted to edit it... really!)

Edited 27 February 2009 by cisono

[cisono]

Worse than something Master Fox will post?

He'll be offended

He may well be!

Also worse because I didn't expect others to chip in... and so quickly!

[Lillehamring]

getting into the flat after walking home, beered up, in -10 awful coldness, and eating two bowls of hot popcorn with the mrs...

and cosy in my dressing gown.

[BoneDog]

...in the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey

I used to listen to that trippin, parked up at the church car-park on Breedon on the Hill. All nighters they was back in the 90's. There's nowt like lyin on a car bonnet at 3 in the morn trippin with tunes blastin out and an aeroplane flyin low over ya head goin into east mids airport. Great days Eddie, great days. I'm gonna listen to that now for the memories.

Edited 28 February 2009 by El Empty

[StanSP]

Munching on lightly salted kettle chips. Heaven I tell you!

[Tommeh]

MAXI GRADEL!

the Loft area a the top of LD3's dad's van.

[Corky]

Last-minute equalisers, especially quality goals like that one.

[Alexikokopops]

Curry... i could eat it every day.

<_< Libertine being felt threatened by TPH!!!

Seriously, Mr Singh patented Lamb Curry, followed by Mrs Singh's Patented CHocolate Cake with Cream\ice cream!!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

[Tabou]

Discovering, and then coming up with a name for my newly invented alcoholic beverage consisting of whisky and lilt.

Now, to come up with a name.....

[AoWW]

Discovering, and then coming up with a name for my newly invented alcoholic beverage consisting of whisky and lilt.

Now, to come up with a name.....

Unimaginatively.... Wilt?

[Tabou]

Unimaginatively.... Wilt?

Not bad, crossed my mind but I've decided to go along the lines of "cheeky-sexual-innuendo-type-cocktail-name", Screaming Orgasm...etc...

I give you....

THE FELCH.

[AoWW]

Not bad, crossed my mind but I've decided to go along the lines of "cheeky-sexual-innuendo-type-cocktail-name", Screaming Orgasm...etc...

I give you....

THE FELCH.

Ah, ok... not a particularly enticing name though. I'll stick with Slow Comfortable Screw, thanks.

[Tabou]

Ah, ok... not a particularly enticing name though. I'll stick with Slow Comfortable Screw, thanks.

Filthy mare.

[AoWW]

Filthy mare.

[Nationwider]

Cold roast potatoes.