What floats my boat.....

[Fosse Boy]

AFIE in a suit instantly makes me think bodyguard.

I might have to invest in some shades and an earpiece then.

[Daggers]

AFIE in a suit instantly makes me think bodyguard.

Body?

[stez]

BING! shits on google.

[Daggers]

Co-Pilot Live app - a blazing Sat-nav for 25 sobs.

Macbook Pro - how computers should be

Spitfires - aural sex

The National Arboretum - a wonderful tribute for heroes

[Guest]

Getting two pints of house bitter in the Yorkshire Grey for £3.90. Bargain!

[Libertine]

PMs from Alan Johnson.

[James.]

PMs from Alan Johnson.

Agreed.

[Fox You Forest]

PMs from Alan Johnson.

:laugh:

I feel sorry for the employees at JLB.

[James.]

Conversations with my girlfriend:

Me: I might go as Nick Griffin to the Halloween Party.

Her: Who's Nick Griffin?

Me: Eh?! Who's Nick Griffin?!

Her: Oh, the BNP guy, I watched Family Guy last night and thought you meant Peter Griffin.

Made me laugh anyway.

[James.]

Stupid people float my boat.

The Weakest Link, Friday early evening:

Anne Robinson: Which "V" is the third largest city in Spain and Venezuela?

Contestant: Barbados.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Home Alone Two. Absolute classic.

[AjcW]

Stupid people float my boat.

The Weakest Link, Friday early evening:

Anne Robinson: Which "V" is the third largest city in Spain and Venezuela?

Contestant: Barbados.

lol

Did you see the lady on today... Pooee... who the fuck would go on tv with that name.

[Daggers]

Having to go home for the afternoon because the lad is burning a fever.

Having to go home for the afternoon because the lad is burning a fever and opening a letter giving me the deposit on a newer, bigger house.

Having to go home for the afternoon because the lad is burning a fever, opening a letter giving me the deposit on a newer, bigger house and getting to dick about with my FM10 while drinking out of my free FM10 mug.

Fuck yea.

[lavrentis]

Having conversations with elderly people, they really make what would normally be boring conversations that much more exciting

[Fosse Boy]

Lav's avatar.

[Tabou]

Working from "home" on a Friday at 1.30pm....

By "home", I mean "The Woodies"...

[lildave3]

Seeing Fergie's poppy blow off and him not realising on SSN.

Yes, iit's the little things that make me chuckle.

[Samilktray]

Shakira.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

[lou]

Seeing Fergie's poppy blow off and him not realising on SSN.

Yes, iit's the little things that make me chuckle.

Read this bit and thought you were talking about Black Eyed Peas Fergie and that "poppy blow off" was some sort of code

[lildave3]

Read this bit and thought you were talking about Black Eyed Peas Fergie and that "poppy blow off" was some sort of code

Well that too.

[Guest]

Awesome stuff. Need to buy another bottle myself, almost out

[Captain...]

Stupid people float my boat.

The Weakest Link, Friday early evening:

Anne Robinson: Which "V" is the third largest city in Spain and Venezuela?

Contestant: Barbados.

I think I now the answer to that one.

As for what floats my boat living in a city where I can go to the beach and play volleyball in November and not need thermal underwear.

[Tilley]

Relaxing, sober, hangover free, cheap weekends.

[Tommeh]

Relaxing, sober, hangover free, cheap weekends.

I'm planning one next weekend back at home, 1st in a good year. CANNOT WAIT