BoneDog Posted 1 March 2009 Posted 1 March 2009 I'm a stupid ****. Calling me gf last night telling her i tried to snog a fat girli'm still drunk I've done stuff like that. GF?! I thought you were a gay?
Corky Posted 1 March 2009 Posted 1 March 2009 I've done stuff like that.GF?! I thought you were a gay? What gave you that impression?
BoneDog Posted 1 March 2009 Posted 1 March 2009 Right quick question would you stay with someone you love or go after the girl of your dreams? When you are over 27 it's time to stop being a player. Love's where it's at. It's the way to true happiness.
BoneDog Posted 1 March 2009 Posted 1 March 2009 What gave you that impression? The guy with 5 mammoths strapped to his helmet? Plus alot of posts! I must be crap at getting jokes EDIT : 4 mammoths
Libertine Posted 1 March 2009 Posted 1 March 2009 When you are over 27 it's time to stop being a player. Love's where it's at. It's the way to true happiness. Well he's about 15 years away from that.
CupidStunt Posted 1 March 2009 Posted 1 March 2009 Work colleague told me a little sort of joke the other day which might make you smile He said, I was in the pub the other day and me best said "If i shagged your missus and got her pregnant, would we still be friends?" He replied "We wouldnt be friends no more,.......but we would be even"
StanSP Posted 1 March 2009 Posted 1 March 2009 Work colleague told me a little sort of joke the other day which might make you smileHe said, I was in the pub the other day and me best said "If i shagged your missus and got her pregnant, would we still be friends?" He replied "We wouldnt be friends no more,.......but we would be even" Haha nice!
SpoonyMcjefferson Posted 1 March 2009 Posted 1 March 2009 I'm a stupid ****. Calling me gf last night telling her i tried to snog a fat girli'm still drunk Not only is telling her, you're cheating on her, is bad enough... Why mention the fact she was fat as well?
Filbert_Ross Posted 1 March 2009 Posted 1 March 2009 i lived with my girlfriend and got dumped new years eve at our house party. didnt have a row or anything, she was being quiet and i asked her what was wrong and she ended it there. cheers for that. new years eve for ****s sake with all our mates there. it was like an episode of eastenders or something. back living with my parents now, need to get somewhere quickly!!!! you women!!!
Guest Posted 1 March 2009 Posted 1 March 2009 i lived with my girlfriend and got dumped new years eve at our house party. didnt have a row or anything, she was being quiet and i asked her what was wrong and she ended it there. cheers for that. new years eve for ****s sake with all our mates there. it was like an episode of eastenders or something.back living with my parents now, need to get somewhere quickly!!!! you women!!! At least you had someone to turn to straight away....
Filbert_Ross Posted 1 March 2009 Posted 1 March 2009 At least you had someone to turn to straight away.... yeah to be fair my parents have been brilliant. just fed up being here. im 28 i shouldnt be living at home. two mates are up for getting a place we just need to find the perfect place with 3 double bedrooms etc.
Guest Posted 1 March 2009 Posted 1 March 2009 yeah to be fair my parents have been brilliant. just fed up being here. im 28 i shouldnt be living at home. two mates are up for getting a place we just need to find the perfect place with 3 double bedrooms etc. Good luck.
Filbert_Ross Posted 1 March 2009 Posted 1 March 2009 Good luck. cheers. have you got a spare room going?
Nugent Posted 1 March 2009 Posted 1 March 2009 You're 16 aren't you? He's 18 and the thread king. Supposedly.
Uncle Albert Posted 1 March 2009 Posted 1 March 2009 He's 18 and the thread king.Supposedly. Hahaha. Thread King my arse!
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