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Drinking at work

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Someone just came up to us at work and told us there's lots of vodka and beer and ice in the "Vodka Shack" near the hammock and we can help ourselves. Hooray. I might make a cocktail. A beer, vodka and ice cocktail.

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Someone just came up to us at work and told us there's lots of vodka and beer and ice in the "Vodka Shack" near the hammock and we can help ourselves. Hooray. I might make a cocktail. A beer, vodka and ice cocktail.

I had a pint of bitter with 4 vodkas in it the other week. I swear you couldn't taste the vodka (I was very drunk though).

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Someone just came up to us at work and told us there's lots of vodka and beer and ice in the "Vodka Shack" near the hammock and we can help ourselves. Hooray. I might make a cocktail. A beer, vodka and ice cocktail.

My work doesn't do anything like that. We are given 'breast gel gloves' instead.

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I've been known to have a few pints of guinness before going to a night shift before, nothing worse than getting a hangover in the middle of your shift :(

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That sounds amazing. What's breast gel?

It's a gel filled glove, designed to help women self-examine their breasts for any lumps.

No, I have not tried it out.

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Gold Cup day (today) Grand National day, and if one of my bosses horses wins he will bring out a couple of bottles of Champagne.

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It's a gel filled glove, designed to help women self-examine their breasts for any lumps.

No, I have not tried it out.

Why would the glove need to be full of gel?

I don't get it?

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Why would the glove need to be full of gel?

I don't get it?

It's supposed to make lumps easier to detect. :dunno:

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Back in my office monkey days everyone was always smashed from 2 o'clock onwards on a Friday. A girl was once sick all over her keyboard after a courageously liquid lunch. She just put it in her drawer and pretended to photocopy things for the rest of the afternoon.

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Don't some women just have lumpy fun-bags?

I wouldn't know, to be honest.

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Someone just came up to us at work and told us there's lots of vodka and beer and ice in the "Vodka Shack" near the hammock and we can help ourselves. Hooray. I might make a cocktail. A beer, vodka and ice cocktail.

Hammock?

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We have the lovely opportunity to be alcahol tested at work at any time. Wonderful. 150 bus drivers at our place and I don't even have a fooking driving licence. Drunk in charge of a PC will be the new one!!! :whistle: (I have had 2 bottles of white wine already tonite btw :-))

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I get bummed every day. That's what happens in banks nowadays. No alcohol. Just bumming.

A customer at my bank came in around Christmas time with bottles of wine for everybody. Now, of course, we couldn't pop 'em open inside the bank, but hey, looks like my bank 1:0 your bank. :P

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We have 'Wine Friday' at our work.

Usually about 3.30pm.

As I hadn't eaten since Thursday morning, yesterdays Wine Friday rendered me useless by 4pm.

Good times.

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This would not go down well at my place of work.

Land Rover you see. Drinking and driving aren't the best combination. Test-drives would be interesting though...

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